morgan rene

yes, my blog doesn't match, thank you for rubbing it in for the millionth time.

[andletliveagain]

I don’t miss you, I miss the person that I made of you in my head and the feelings that came from that, which is the worst thing to miss because none of that is real. 

[coltre]

I just want to sleep and be ugly in my room without having to worry about it leave me alone

[fruitloupes]

yo!

follow my new account @pearamore

[nefariousluminescence]

I imagined how hard she laughed at your jokes, I mean, you are absolutely hilarious. I imagined how hard she smiled when you looked over at her, tearing my soul to shreds. I couldn’t see how she made your eyes light up, or if I did that better than she could. I couldn’t see if she fit you better than I did, if you thought she was a dream now instead of me. I wasn’t sure what you thought of when you kissed her, if you felt all the passion in the world like you said you would feel if you ever had a chance to kiss me. I had no idea what she was there for; whether you wanted to love her, or if you wanted to love me. I didn’t know. I didn’t know what she meant to you, or why you kept me around when you had someone no more than 20 minutes away from you. I mean, the fact that you wanted me around had to count for something, right? It couldn’t just be some entirely fake thing, where you’d captured every part of me, unwilling to give it back, right? I had no idea. I was at a loss for words towards the whole thing, and it was driving me insane.

excerpt from a book i’ll never write (via nefariousluminescence)

[drugsupplier]

calling your friends like

[mewhenidream]

reblog this text if you have unlimited texting but only text 3 people

[artkidluke]

one night you and Michael would be cuddling and telling each other jokes because his laugh is precious let’s be real, so one of your jokes would be “are you Australian? because you meet all of my Koala-fications" and he would smile so big and tackle you to the floor kissing and tickling you because he thought he was so lucky to have a girlfriend like you

[craicthatniall]

xx

[fruitloupes]

everyone just loves to make out with niall!!!!

[knightchanges]

Some people say ‘oh, you’re being too harsh’ and I say: No.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[prismatic-bell]

HERE’S THE THING THOUGH

I used to work for a call center and I was doing a political survey and I called this number that was randomly generated for me and the way our system worked was voice-activated so when the other person said hello you’d get connected to them, so I just launch right into my “Harvard University and NPR blah blah blah” thing and then there’s this long pause and I think the person’s hung up even though I didn’t hear a click

And then I hear “you shouldn’t be able to call this number.”

So I apologize and go into the preset spiel about because we aren’t selling anything, etc. etc. and the answer I get is

“No, I know that. What I mean is that it should be impossible for you to call this number, and I need to know how you got it.”

I explain that it’s randomly generated and I’m very sorry for bothering him, and go to hang up. And before I can click terminate, I hear:

“Ma’am, this is a matter of national security.”

I accidentally called the director of the FBI.

My job got investigated because a computer randomly spit out a number to the Pentagon.

[hbunot]

when you have a crush and they touch you by accident or even just talk to you and you want to explode

[fruitloupes]

Actual debate during school today

Person A: the dress is blue and black

Person B: the dress is white and gold

Person C: the dress is blue and red

Person A & B: ... Are you stupid

Person C: no I'm colourblind

*entire class starts singing Jason Derulo - whatcha say*

[sepulchritude]

[cigartate]

Suddenly you’re 21 and you’re screaming along in the car to all the songs you listened to when you were sad in middle school and everything is different but everything is good.

(via bonus)

[calumfort]

[X]

[ghalsey]

when zolo zayn and one direction turn up to the same award show and zayn locks the doors and rolls up his tinted windows when he saw harry come up and he start banging and yelling at zayn

[mr-styles]