She/her. Writer, blogger, student. Currently obsessed with two ineffable idiots. Accidental metas. Iām trying to be more active on here. My AO3 and Twitter
Current & future projects (subject to change): Good Omens.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the
Organization for Transformative Works
Lights, Camera, Love. (Completed)
Summary: Crowley is a talented Hollywood star who is known to be a diva thatās difficult to work with. He experiences a nexus event when he is paired with his new co-star Aziraphale, a beloved rom-com actor. Serendipity ensues. Their off-screen chemistry becomes the talk of Hollywood after the paparazzi captures their burgeoning romance, turning their lives and careers into a media frenzy.
Rating: Explicit.
Fine Print: Don't Fall in Love. (In Progress)
Summary: Crowley takes a bet from his friends that he can seduce Aziraphale before graduation. The āharmlessā wager spirals into real affection, a broken heart, and an epic redemption arc.
It started as a bet.
It ended as everything.
Rating: Explicit
Exhibit A: Us (Completed)
Summary: Months after a one-night stand at a charity gala, Crowley and Aziraphale are reunited when theyāre assigned to co-lead the restoration of a 15th-century painting for the museumās Medici exhibit. Old tension and unresolved feelings reignite as professionalism falters.
Rating: Explicit
The Devil's Right Hand (TBA)
Summary:
When 23 year old Aziraphale moves in with his estranged father, he expects a normal life, not the revelation that his father runs one of the most powerful crime syndicates in the country. Suddenly, his new home is filled with armed guards, whispered orders, and one particular danger: AJ Crowley, his fatherās infamous right-hand man.
Cold, efficient, and loyal to the bone, Crowley is everything Aziraphale should fear. Yet the more time they spend together, the more impossible it becomes to ignore the pull between them.
Assigned to protect the bossā son, Crowley tries to draw a line he knows heāll cross. Aziraphale, too clever for his own safety, keeps testing it.
In a world ruled by blood and betrayal, their attraction is a death sentence, and the first taste of something like salvation.
Rating: Explicit.
A Royal Hangover (TBA)
Summary: The morning after the worst hangover in history, two men wake up in a luxurious penthouse suite, wearing matching rings that hint at a wild night gone awry. One is His Royal Highness Prince Aziraphale of Wales, a golden boy celebrated for his diplomacy and unwavering decorum. The other? AJ Crowley, the razor-sharp heir to the most notorious crime syndicate in Europe, known for his cunning and audacity.
Neither remembers how this scandalous union happened, but the paparazzi, armed with leaked photos, will not let them forget it. To prevent an international scandal that could lead to chaosāpossibly even warāthey reluctantly agree to pretend that their marriage is real. As they dive into a whirlwind of staged interviews, high-profile public appearances, and awkward āmarital counseling,ā an unexpected twist emerges: the fake affection they initially feigned begins to feel terrifyingly real.
Caught between their contrasting worlds, Aziraphale and Crowley must navigate not only the complexities of their public personas but also the growing emotions that threaten to upend their carefully constructed facade. In a tale of unexpected romance and chaotic adventures, they find themselves questioning the very nature of love and loyalty in a world that demands they play along.
Rating: Explicit
This Was Not Part of the Arrangement (TBA)
Summary:
Crowleyās bites are addictive. Thatās why he erases the memoryāno one comes back, no one gets hurt.
Aziraphale remembers anyway.
And then he returns.
Not desperate, dependent, or chasing the euphoria Crowley knows should have taken hold.
But actively choosing.
Crowley built his rules around people who couldnāt be trusted with the truth. Around the certainty that if they remembered, they would come back for the wrong reasons.
Aziraphale proves him wrong.
And Crowley has no idea what to do with someone who knows exactly what he isā¦ and stays anyway.
aint it crazy how many people realize they're queer when they have the language to express how they feel and a support system to encourage self exploration????
right at the beginning when she's like how do I help my son feel loved and accepted I'm here shouting
"QUEEN YOU ALREADY DID THAT BY TAKING HIS SIDE AND LEAVING THAT NO GOOD HUSBAND FOR HAVING THE AUDACITY TO KICK YOUR BABY OUT!"
And Good for her! this is the only response to a man who kicks out a child.
When asked about the kiss in S2 Neil Gaiman famously said in an interview that he had long received letters asking for Crowley and Aziraphale to kiss and how after he thought about it for a while he said āWell I can give you what you want but you wonāt want it.ā
For a week now all Iāve pictured in my head is NG sitting in his fucking edge lord basement laughing to himself and saying āHow do I give them the ending they want without giving them the ending they want.ā
Iām devastated. Iām heartbroken. I sobbed for three days straight. Iām still trying to collect my thoughts into something coherent.
Iām sorry Iāve left you all on your own, that wasnāt my intention. I promise I will be back soon with a more in depth analysis. I just need to get myself together first.
Please be kind. To each other and especially to Rachel Talalay. But not to Neil Gaiman. FUCK that guy.
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