I can’t stop laughing, these jokes are so lame but so damn funny xD
I can’t stop laughing,
these jokes are so lame but so
damn funny xD
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
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I can’t stop laughing, these jokes are so lame but so damn funny xD
I can’t stop laughing,
these jokes are so lame but so
damn funny xD
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
I love that wantonly is a word for doing shit as if a wanton can do anything but be delicious
Stay safe, guys
Get immediate help 24/7/365. The Trevor Project's crisis counselors are just a text, chat, or phone call away. Completely confidential and f
it’s three taps anywhere on the screen on a smartphone!
This is important punks. Deadly important.
I’ve texted their hotline before. It was super helpful and even if it hadn’t been the amount of time you’re there can be enough to let your urges fade and stay safe.
My brother taught my dad how to use speech to text and now I get to hear the tea whenever he’s arguing with the family group chat
Weapon ideas for silly little dweebs
the growing knife (working title)- The knife grows in length with each stab by absorbing the iron in the victim's blood.
Orbzooka staff- A large oblong gem wrapped in tree roots that is used like a rifle to shoot out powerful spell blasts
Nepotism- A source of power for your demigod warlocks or regular ass magic users with rich parents
Vampire Blade- A blade that sucks the blood of its victims and stores said blood in the handle so you can have a snack when you're done fighting
the growing sword (working title 2; electric boogaloo)- A big brother to the growing knife (working title) that already
reblog and add your own (✧*̥˚ please*̥˚✧)
It’s Officially Breast Cancer Awareness Month
I AM AWAKENED GRAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Which Transformer should I make a bunch of ˗ˏˋpride flags´ˎ˗ out of
Arcee
Ratchet
Jazz
Soundwave
Road Rocket
Rattrap
I already plan on making pride flags with Optimus Prime, Bumblebee, Megatron, and Starscream (Starscream is my fave) so they won't be something to worry about because I'm already on it.
These are characters that I like + Rattrap. Please reblog because I want to get as many responses as i can over the course of the week. I'll keep you posted!
Are you fucking kidding me?! Rattrap?! I added him as a joke now I have to make pride flags of him?! NONSENSE
Which Transformer should I make a bunch of ˗ˏˋpride flags´ˎ˗ out of
Arcee
Ratchet
Jazz
Soundwave
Road Rocket
Rattrap
I already plan on making pride flags with Optimus Prime, Bumblebee, Megatron, and Starscream (Starscream is my fave) so they won't be something to worry about because I'm already on it.
These are characters that I like + Rattrap. Please reblog because I want to get as many responses as i can over the course of the week. I'll keep you posted!
my date stood me up because they forgot we had a date. poses
I don't deal in absolutes I'm not a sith lord if you're cool while doing something i might just allow it idk if it slays it stays
Colognes have name like Outlaw, Renegade, or Sauvage because whoever decided those smells should exist belongs in JAIL
pitbulls look so weird they look like a dog
I MEANT TO SAVE THIS TO DRAFTS NOT POST IT
pitbulls look so weird they look like a dog
Therapist: I'm going to play this relaxing, nostalgic music to help you get in touch with your inner child (starts to play the Pokémon theme song)
Workplace sitcom but the b plot is just the main character's second job
Spring this spring that I might have to spring myself into a brick wall in order to fall asleep