Kāmkwid Ŋrāɢweg

2306 / Gān / Pɯnl'āw / Pqabkrā / Dōŋsleŋsbrons thēb: @buddha-buggervan (Gwɯs: @bugger-bhagavan)

[cabbagedotexe]

Members of carnivora paired with their common ancestor, a miacid. 

[torschlusspanikattack]

i was forced at gunpoint to watch paddington 2, and no matter what was said about the highest-rated critical reception of all time, the entire time all and only that passed through my mind was the quote from orwell’s essay on charles dickens (fictitious author, orwell was doing a proto-sam kriss):

On the other hand, Nadezhda Krupskaya, in her little book on Lenin, relates that towards the end of his life Lenin went to see a dramatized version of The Cricket on the Hearth, and found Dickens's ‘middle-class sentimentality’ so intolerable that he walked out in the middle of a scene.

[wendelsae]

it would be good to cultivate a Christian/Christianate distinction in the way of an Islamic/Islamicate

though perhaps one might be a bit more specific, Latinate, Byzantinate, Protestantate...

I don't like these word formations of course

[fruityyamenrunner]

christendom v christensub

[fruityyamenrunner]

shirts with french cuffs are uncircumcised and cufflinks are kynodesmes or something

[couchnapping]

flaccid penis... it's chic, it's hip, it's the next big thing

[couchnapping]

it's the next thing

[jockonline]

[fruityyamenrunner]

fake news. roofers are skinny guys.

[english-history-trip]

Broke: Imma kick your ass

Woke: You are invited to join me on the

[english-history-trip]

I didn't go all the way to Yorkshire for 72 notes

[charlesoberonn]

The first recorded use of "I feel like a million bucks" was in 1902.

Adjusted for inflation, in order to feel as good as a person in 1902 who felt like a million bucks, a person in 2026 would need to feel like 38,831,628 dollars.

[beautiful-contrast]

[thugyisback-deactivated20251224]

[fruityyamenrunner]

I always forget how much more bisensual i feel in the summer

[fruityyamenrunner]

the robot says i am entitled to fly this flag from my tumblr account

[fruityyamenrunner]

I always forget how much more bisensual i feel in the summer

[orteil42]

i know you're already typing "of course the cookie clicker guy would post that" but i really do have a fondness for exponential automation bootstrapping scenarios. one of my favorite old minecraft modpacks had stuff like solar panels and replicators. what you do is you painstakingly amass the components to create your first replicator (which involves rubber farms, ore quarries, processing lines, etc) and go to great lengths to power it through cranks you have to turn or coal you have to dig up. at some point you build your first solar panel. very slow energy output but it passively powers your replicator for free. what do you replicate? solar panels. you can then craft more efficient solar panels out of those solar panels. your energy output accelerates and so does your replication rate. eventually you're producing so much extra energy that you can justify plugging in a second replicator, and then a third, which you replicated for free. your replicators replicate replicators along with the solar panels that power them. for fun, you drop one diamond in the system and your entire chest network fills up almost immediately with thousands and thousands of diamonds. you will never run out of anything ever again. i don't think that modpack has replicators anymore

[fruityyamenrunner]

the online mood is advancing to the point where I feel I should have a VPN always on connecting me through some land where the meta-papal-terfo-globalist campaign to save children from breasts hasn't reached yet but i feel if i do this i am obliged to increase the titty count to make use of it, and i don't really want my phone to be a titty machine. i would just like to be open to the possibility of a penis or something from time to time that i can give a 👍🏻🫪👍🏻 vladimir putin type response to and get on with things

[fruityyamenrunner]

it is proof of something that people, and animals, don't dissolve back into the elements before death, so you have to do something about it. probably just the spirit of life or something. but it would be convenient, in some ways, if death were a revapourising

[bagel-of-masyaf]

rarely laugh out loud at math memes but this got me

[slimegirlandroid]

tending to my pet anarchists. going into their solarpunk themed enclosure and spreading packaged medicine around in bushes for them to naturally gather. refilling their stock of grain discreetly so they think it all comes from their garden sized wheat field. I spot one and she hisses at me and calls me an authoritarian tankie but i make cooing noises and offer zines as treats and she lets me pet her

[fruityyamenrunner]

With the most excellent rulers, their subjects only know that they are there,

The next best are the rulers they love and praise,

Next are the rulers they hold in awe,

And the worst are the rulers they disparage.

Where there is a lack of credibility,

There is a lack of trust.

Vigilant, they are careful in what they say.

With all things accomplished and the work complete

The common people say, “We are spontaneously like this.”