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what every minority language needs is a dedicated social media site with literal grammar police.

spell to become old: cover your face and hair in flour. close your eyes and whince as it hits your face, try not to breathe in. line the wrinkles with kohl. works best after nightfall, lasts roughly 2 hours.

#and ofcourse you may substitute flour with chalk; or bone dust for a longer lasting effect #witchblr

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theres a small palm tree in my garden (oh yes i moved house recently btw #movesinsilence) and i kind of hate it, but it was here before i was so it would be against the druids code for me to cut it down :-/

#ive seen more mature ones in other peoples gardens and theyre quite nice some of them even flower #but this one is approximately the size of a child and its leaves are so sharp and spread out so wide and stab me in the chest #and it will be atleast a decade until its canopy is above head-height :-/ unless i start dumping miracle-gro on it....

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i dont like when you people say mean things about doggies :-( its not funny :-( theyre puppies :'-(

#even the pjackk mustard gravy posts upset me i have to say a prayer everytime i see one

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Clocked her and gathered her up

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Sharing one of my favourite pieces of filthy medieval Welsh poetry. A rather marvellous ode to the cock.

Medieval Welsh Erotic Poetry - Dafydd Johnston (1991)

#glorious #fave

the jews are right. beef + cheese is an illegal combination

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A tiny insect clinging to the head of a horned viper

also i SWEAR TO GOD i read something once about beatrix potter travelling to america and enjoying some early jazz performances, but i cant find any evidence so i might have hallucinated that. i choose to believe it anyway though #thatladysmokedgreen

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this is, in my opinion, definitive proof that beatrix potter was a stoner.

#oed says 'cabbage' as jazz slang for weed originated in the early 20th c which is the exact same time this book was published #she was also a mycologist before becoming an author and mushroom people are well known to love tripping balls

why is gaol spelled like that though. i think its literally the only g->j word in english where the g isnt followed by an e or an i

the internet is so massive that even if you block people over the most minuscule shit you will never end up in an echo chamber on social media platforms. that shit only happens in exclusive forums/servers dedicated to holding and defending a given viewpoint, which the vast internet is not :)

furthermore i've noticed that the only people who see blocking others on the internet as social isolation tend to confuse real life for a digital one. much to work on for you, it seems.

are you joking

its not 'social isolation' its just pussy behaviour lmao

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