I'm probably asleep

Icon by @zeldary! --Enby|27|Probably a lesbian|UK-- Art.Anime.Flowers.Food.Just about anything.

[sandmandaddy69]

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

[ferret-on-pancakes]

[its-your-mind]

[miteistic]

[nick-nonya]

[todaysbird]

the sleepy resters

[fury161]

worsties

[tsuyanouchi]

Usagi Tsukino [Sailor Moon] by TsuyaNoUchi

https://tsuyanouchi.etsy.com

[crab-milk]

speaker

[spindlewit]

bottling some more assorted things for patreon last month

[hydro-homies]

[waxworm-moved]

[sepulchretide]

[rethmyc]

[behindnightmaresanddreams]

[splodey-goat]

[scp-threats-is-back]

[usernameichoseonawhim]

I love how tumblr users play with Jorge I mean jpegs not Jorge who the fuck is Jorge

[scp-threats-is-back]

[slaughterednsfw-wav]

Spiders jpg

[taylornprice]

lemons

[bunniesfood]

American mink with iced fish.

[abigailkart]

February 1, 2025

[abigailkart]

December 23, 2019

society6.com/abiwhales

[abigailkart]

March 2025

[nitewrighter]

Me: I don't get it. I thought I was doing a lot better than I was a few years ago. I'm like 10 times more on top of things than I used to be. How does everything feel terrible now?

The Tiny Me in OSHA-approved Hi-Vis Gear Who lives in my brain and pulls all the levers: Boss, it's the fascism. You're completely gunked up with cortisol due to the fact that your entire daily life is now underscored with a haunting awareness of the rapid erosion of your rights, dignity, and any and all social safety nets, and you're also bearing witness to the most vulnerable people immediately being persecuted. This creates a natural stress response that basically means you're going to continue having memory and organizational problems, as well as emotional imbalances.

Me: BUT I HAVE A BULLET JOURNAL AND I MEDITATE NOW.

Tiny OSHA Me: BOSS, THE FASCISM.

[lindamarieansonsnaps]

[dragonpuppies]

Elizabethan Peasant 1: Look yonder! Someone has writ upon that ceiling that thou art most easily gulled!

Elizabethan Peasant 2: More fool they, for I cannot read.

Elizabethan Peasant 1: *sighing, lowers his visage unto his palm*

[theamityelf]

Elizabethan Peasant 1: Lo, hast thou learned to read?

Elizabethan Peasant 2: Verily, and to compose as well.

Elizabethan Peasant 1: With haste, then, how is the word “i cup” composed?

[hi-def-doritos-deactivated20181]

Elizabethan Peasant 1: what ho, I know a sporting jest! What art thou when thou art a peasant and art occupied in a privy?

Elizabethan Peasant 2: I wist not, but certain am I that thou shalt tell me speedily.

Elizabethan Peasant 1: Most verily, thou art a peon.

[little-niggah-sugar]

Elizabethan Child: Father, I have not yet broken fast and am filled with pangs of hunger.

Elizabethan Father: Hail, Filled With Pangs Of Hunger! Mine own name is Wybert.

[marzipanandminutiae]

Elizabethan Scholar 1: Alack, I have in my purse but sixty-nine pence.

Elizabethan Scholar 2: Lusty fellow, knowst thou well what such a sum portends!

Elizabethan Scholar 1: I…I have not sufficient to sup on fowl.

[ur-friendly-local-memer]

Elizabethan Scholar 1: Mine name is verily Micheal with a ‘b’, and I hast been afraid of insects mine entire life.

Elizabethan Scholar 2: Cease cease cease. Wither is the bee?

Elizabethan Scholar 1: Thither is a bee?

[marzipanandminutiae]

Elizabethan husband: Wife, ho! Bring forth my keys!

Elizabethan wife: [throws a writing slope before him]

Elizabethan husband: My keys, my keys! What, hast thou not ears?

Elizabethan wife: I thought thou said writing slope.

Elizabethan husband: Devil take thee; why would I say writing slope?

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

Elizabethan daughter: Harken father! Tis the valorous kush!

Elizabethan father: Thou art in the petty market; how valorous mayest it be?

[nudityandnerdery]

Elizabethan Peasant: Good morrow, my fine fellows! Thou mayest call me Jared, I has’t seen 19 years upon the Good Lord’s green earth, but I am melancholic, for I must admit it was not my privilege to learn to decipher script.

[avantegarda]

Elizabethan Scholar: whosoever didst throw that crumpled parchment: thine mother is naught but a poxy trollop

[hidefdoritos]

Elizabethan Parent: pray tell, what hast thou?

Elizabethan Child: a dagger!

Elizabethan Parent: NAY

[fluffygif]

Ducklings on some lily pads.

[ireonic]

doing normal stuff while listening to metal is so funny because I'm eating cereal and this guy is screaming at me