What dating Baekhyun would be like;
-- Hearing his damn catch phrase every time y’all watch a scary movie. Even in the middle of a movie theater the most climactic part of the movie comes up and then all you hear beside you is a muffled, “Kkaepsong”
-- He’s always unsure if the bigger threat to his life is you or Kyungsoo, so he’s always peeping over his shoulder.
-- He’s so hyper sensitive, like watch you two get into a fake fight and you just hit him a little bit too hard then all of a sudden he’s running down the hallway screaming and you’re wondering why you didn’t just snap his ankles.
-- Why are his ankles so small like????
-- Baekhyun’s not very physically inclined so small activity always winds up with his heavy breathing and you’re sprinting for the inhaler.
-- “Look at my smol baby *embodiment of the heart eye emoji” “(y/n), I’m twenty-three years old.”
-- Always taking him to the baby section of the clothing department and he thinks it’s gonna be this big ol’ surprise that you’re pregnant and then you hold up a small boys shirt to his frame and then he realizes.
-- He’s the one dragging you over to every kiosk y’all pass. “Hey you wanna try our new product?” “No, than--” “OF COURSE, JAGI LOOK IT’S A BRUSH THAT STRAIGHTENS YOUR HAIR.”
-- He’s always tryna do your make up like, “No, jagi, #boyfrienddoesmymakeup”, and you’re like, “No, Baekhyun, you almost took out my eye with my eye liner last time,”
-- All the fancams of playboy online are by you.
-- You’re the fan that flung the head band at his crotch.
-- Why he always got on those leather pants? He change his hair color more often than those things ok
-- You ain’t even gotta worry about getting matching couple things because he’s collected some from Japan, China, America, ect.
-- You gotta watch his ass 24/7 because he be pulling dumb shit like interrupting Jongin’s powerful stage practice for Deep Breath.
-- At idol olympics like, “YAS BABY YAS YOU GO. GET IT BYUN BAEKHYUN” and all the fans around you gotta stand back.
-- He’s so loud all the time, especially with Chanyeol so you gotta keep those two separated. Though it never works because he invites Chan over in the middle of the night after you’ve gone to bed and you wake up the next morning to the television on way to loud and Baekhyun crying about Chanyeol cheating.
-- Pillow fights whenever you both can agree on what channel to watch before bed like it actually matters but usually pillow fights wind up in sex so you’re game.
-- He’s always tryna square up with a dance battle and that makes no sense because he’s always sticking his fingers out and shaking his head in a circle so you just walk away.
-- He once tried to dab but you shut that down right quick.
-- Baekhyun loves all your body parts, so when you’re just sitting on the couch he’ll walk up behind you and slowly touch her ears all heavy breathing down your neck.
-- He keeps trying to bring in stray animals and you can’t say no so you wind up with too many animals in one apartment and your excuse to the management is, “You said nothing over fifty pounds, not total weight.”
-- The boy is so bad with remembering dates of events, but he never forgets your anniversary. Your birthday, however..
-- He loves forcing you into his clothes. His tee-shirts, his sweats, his jackets, but you gotta go when it comes to the leather pants.
-- Every Halloween he gets himself into one of those black morph suits and makes you go out with him so he could scare little children; also, so you could hold his pillow case for candy.
-- You and Yixing always visiting Baek’s grandma’s house without telling him and he’s like ???????
-- Life time supply of cheek kisses.
-- He’s always singing to you; in the shower, when you’re sick, when you’re mad, cooking, cleaning, shopping, and you never grow tired of it.
-- Baekhyun’s a peachy ass hole but that’s what you love about him. He’s annoying in just about every way possible but that’s made you fall in love with him over and over again.
-- Risky blow jobs are y’alls thing. Backstage 45 second break? Blow job. Memebers just got home and are looking for you both? Blow job. Chanyeol’s sleeping just six feet away from you two? Maybe just a little more than a blow job because he loves to get back at Chanyeol for giving him shit all day.
-- He loves sex. He loves just touching, breathing, sweating together. Though he’s usually hell bent of getting you to come more times than himself by the end of the night, even after your body has become a limp lump of bones. “One more baby, you can do it. You’re doing so good.” All full of beautiful and loving praise for the work your body had been taking all night in waves of blissful pleasure.
-- He’s all for after care even if you didn’t do anything intense at all. He’ll redress you in his tee shirt before you fall asleep and lay there, arm tucked under your head with your forehead pressed to his chest while his thin fingers thread slowly through your hair to rid the knots that had formed all while telling you just how much you mean to him.
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