carry on.

callum, he/it.

[fruuitvampire]

new intro

also uh i'm an adult and sometimes reblog suggestive stuff (usually tagged) so just be mindful of that yaknow

[fruuitvampire]

bought the flaming hot nachos from subway (was curious) and I have a stomachache now 😭

[spiderbitesandvampirevenom]

white trans ppl have got to stop saying lynched when they mean "bullied" its appropriation has been one of the worst effects of all this stupid discourse on the way yall talk

[clairenatural]

[clairenatural]

rip jensen ackles (character) 😔

[fruuitvampire]

'hey we noticed you don't get ads, for the cost of free. would you want to pay us for the same fucking thing?'

i genuinely hope microsoft blows up.

[toskarin]

can't stop laughing at the idea of someone going on tumblr and searching "deformed erotic visage" hoping to find porn

[ieatsporks11]

can people stop bringing up how white they are? especially when non-white people talk about the bigotry they face, but just in general. I don't care about your skin color, I care if you're doing something to fight racism.

[fishmechs]

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

once you notice half of all memes are just a picture of a black person with unrelated text over them you really cannot unsee it

[zillychu]

for anyone who needs a refresher on the KHII plot

[kh-heritage-posts]

Heritage Post

01/26/2019

[prokopetz]

The real difference between fantasy and science fiction is that if you have too many belts, you're fantasy, and if you have too many zippers, you're science fiction. If you have too many of both, you split the difference and land in a contemporary technothriller where everybody is secretly a vampire.

[legitimatesatanspawn]

Alternately, its Kingdom Hearts.

[prokopetz]

That's correct, Kingdom Hearts is a contemporary technothriller where everybody is secretly a vampire.

[prokopetz]

The funny part is that I'm not even really shitposting. "Are you implying that the Kingdom Hearts franchise and the Underworld franchise are the same genre" buddy, I'm not implying it, I'm saying it!

[prokopetz]

#kingdom hearts #well yes but also no #specifically the thriller part #the rest is very accurate (via @itsthenerdwonder)

Not a technothriller? The big stack of nested conspiracies-within-conspiracies, the principal villain who has several layers of false identities that need to be peeled back before their true nature is revealed, the shadowy council of dark-clothed frowning men who secretly rule the world? That's prime technothriller shit. All it needs is a buff chick in mirrorshades fighting a ninja butler on a space station to make it complete.

[prokopetz]

It's got memory-editing bullshit, it's got artificial humans struggling to assert identities distinct from the flesh-and-blood people they're based on, it's got a spacey-voiced young girl dressed all in white with poorly understood reality-warping powers – hell, the protagonist even spends an entire game trapped in virtual reality. What more do we want?

[immortuminfinita]

We want everybody to secretly be vampires!!

[prokopetz]

[zrayak]

Everybody, not just one guy.

[prokopetz]

Technically that image contains two guys.

[because-im-freaking-greed]

Two and a half; Xigbar only got half-norted

[unlimitedhearts]

Certified Kingdom Hearts Post

[kh-heritage-posts]

Heritage Post

11/07/2024

[pitches-love-vibrato]

Riku getting smacked across the room in various locations.

[priince]

the last one, as soon as riku hits the ceiling he’s like oh shit here it comes and falls face first 

[nyctoheart]

THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT GIFSET IN ALL OF KINGDOM HEARTS

[tinyienzo]

@kh-heritage-posts

[kh-heritage-posts]

Heritage Post

12/06/2013

[iturmom]

[nobyrag-deactivated20160805]

[kh-heritage-posts]

Heritage Post

05/31/2015

[xionnort-deactivated20130610]

[xionnort-deactivated20130610]

I should’ve made xemnas troy but his hair screamed sharpay

[kh-heritage-posts]

Heritage Post

03/10/2013

[fruuitvampire]

made a tuna + kimchi rice salad :-) will be having some spiced apple juice later as well

[darkspaceboytoy]

Two things this website hates and that’s women and gay people who are gay in the “I have sex with other gay people” way and not some sort of thinly defined yearning and homophobic joke based system largely applied to brothers and male coworkers in early 2000s television shows. Three things this website hates actually sorry silly me but this website does hate black people.

[ryebreadgf]

zendaya wearing real 3000-year old ancient iranian earrings with no known track of provenance to the odyssey premiere. nasty work. even worse than the kim kardashian marilyn dress to me. they could have promoted modern greek jewelry designers but chose to do this instead. very tacky at best. especially in this geopolitical climate