unfortunate souls

; I don't know where I'm going, but I'm finding my way.

[lbrariadne-blog]

Why were you jumping out of a window?

[ftlsierra]

Jacob Black did it pretty swiftly, and it looked interesting. Maybe I'll be famous some day for the girl who literally fell out a window.

[freyabbott]

Two things: 1) Why were you jumping out a window? 2) What window were you jumping from?

[ftlsierra]

2nd floor window. It wasn't that bad.

[hyfrmaddie]

I’m sure she would, that’s a pretty great milestone. We could get you a certificate and a gold star and everything. The real deal. Anytime soon? Oh, great. Does that mean you’ll still be trying it in the future?

[ftlsierra]

It's something I've dreamt about since childhood and I always told her I'd make it to the big leagues. I absolutely will; got to keep my spot at number one.

[ffs-carson-blog1]

I will wrestle you for it, Sierra. Try me.

[ftlsierra]

See, you think you'll win and you're just getting your hopes up only to be let down.

[tumkink]

Why would you jump out of a window?

[ftlsierra]

It seemed like a fun idea at the time.

[horanngl-blog]

That’s because in the movies there’s a stunt double and a lovely padded catcher.

[ftlsierra]

The grass looked pretty padded.

[hyfrmaddie]

Well, maybe someday you’ll be able to jump successfully out of a window. I believe in you. That’s good to know. I don’t want to have to, y’know, constantly check over my shoulder for you to make sure you’re not flinging yourself out of windows.

[ftlsierra]

That makes me very happy because it has been one of my many goals in life to do this and I think my mom would be very proud of me. I promise I won't be doing that any time soon. I have to recover.

[ffs-carson-blog1]

Well I’ll have to steal your phone and watch it. I’m gonna try for this, Si.

[ftlsierra]

My phone happens to be in a very safe place, and you are not gonna find it nor see the video. You'd have to be quite the ninja.

[portadelphia]

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[ffs-carson-blog1]

There’s a video? Totally gotta find this.

[ftlsierra]

It's not posted! I'd be a laughing stock. It's just on my phone.

[ffs-carson-blog1]

But see, now you have me interested.

[ftlsierra]

Maybe I'll tell you, maybe you can watch the video. Who knows.

[baebyblue-deactivated20150112]

I am really short, love, don’t get all worked up. However, you should remember what I do, you little loser. I’m a journalist. Write cute pop pieces about our favorite hooligans.

[ftlsierra]

I'm aware of that. I don't think I'm supposed to. Ooh, so that's what you do. I'll make sure to write it down for you this time, I won't forget.

[ftlsierra]

Do I even wanna know?

[ffs-carson-blog1]

[ftlsierra]

I don't think you do. This is just better left unsaid.

[baebyblue-deactivated20150112]

Yeah, think you are. I remember, I was trying to talk to Cassie once like months ago and I couldn’t see over your fuckin’ head. Cameras are pretty neat, though. Have an awful slender grasp on how to handle them.

[ftlsierra]

You are exaggerating, and making it seem like I'm seven feet tall. I'm not much taller, so shut it. Maybe you're just awfully short. What do you do, again? I'm not good at remembering. I can barely see you from all the way up here, as well.

[jfskilam-blog]

Oh, come on, how the hell would I look, going up to my father, asking for more dolls? ‘Cause that’s what he referred to them as. Never once did he call them action figures.

[ftlsierra]

You didn't get not one action figure? Now I can understand why you did that. It's better than nothing, though. Did you use girl dolls, or did she have guy ones too? 

[baebyblue-deactivated20150112]

That was rude. I do plenty with my life, you fuckin’ jerk. No, you’ve got to be like, my age. Aren’t you like… Taller than me? Work with Casper, play with cameras.

[ftlsierra]

I'm pretty sure you do, especially with your image as a bad boy. You must be living the life. Taller than you? I don't think so. Maybe? I'd hope not. Yeah, I play with cameras for a living.

[baebyblue-deactivated20150112]

I’ve got to be proud of somethin’ haven’t I? Haven’t got too much else. I think you’re probably like… eleven, yeah. Eleven and a half. 

[ftlsierra]

You could always jump out windows; and attempt to do something with your life. Eleven and a half? Darn, you're so close. Try thirteen.