Funny Things Neopets Captions Say

Just a blog where I post Neopet item captions that are funny, punny, sarcastic, or all of the above. And then I try to make witty comments about said captions. The blog basically gets updated whenever I feel like it. So... yeah. I hope you enjoy your stay. All item descriptions are taken from Jellyneo! Submit any funny item captions you come by here!~ Submit


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...If you can even call it a shield.

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Aren't Kyrii's supposed to hate apples in Neopets canon? That makes this item rather ironic, no?

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Oh dear.

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Well that sounds cool and all, but what is it actually made out of?

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BATTLE OF THE SUPERS!!!

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Uh, there are a lot of words I can think of that start with an "F".

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Sometimes, you just have to ask yourself if it's really worth it.

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All of the faeries.

ALL OF THEM.

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Oh yeah, it can also protect you from damage too if you want to use it for that sort of thing.

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Every cool thing comes with a price.

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I don't think you're supposed to drink that...

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Because the most important thing to protect during a battle is definitely one's fur.

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"Tapatlakettle"? Surely that's just a made up character that doesn't actually exist in Neopets canon.

*one encyclopedia search on JN later*

So.... Chia-Rambo. Okay.

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This shield is made of what?