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"Teach me what it means to be a hero."
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Promo for the Hero of Brightwall/ the Hero of the Time Patrol ...Sabs!
Main @all-hail-princess-trunks
"Teach me what it means to be a hero."
Multiverse friendly/ Over 21/ Rp experience up the wazoo/ So let's GO- ADVENTURE!
Behold. Your child. (You can learn more and interact with Pomme here!)
Sort of a continuation of that stupid joke about terminally offline Clark
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"...JJ is also on that list, I am just extremely awkward with women..." he sighs, kicking back in his chair before completely falling off and onto the floor...in front of everyone. " ..owie-"
As the bar stared at the little ruckus that occured, Sabs blinked as she looked down at the other blonde from her seat formally next to him.
"Sooo...would it help if I wore a trucker hat and deepened my voice, or something?" She joked.
"...maybe...ow..." he groans,slowly getting himself back up as he fixes his back. "Just a lot of things about confident women, to be perfectly honest..."
Sabs shook her head with a little laugh as he got back up. "Well, you're in trouble then. There's a lot of those around here. Might need to start carrying a helmet and some safety pads at this rate."
The blond woman ordered a couple beers and slid one over to him. "And you might need this to steady your nerves. Just relax, man." She said before taking a sip of her drink.
The best photo I took at Dashcon 2
@sixth-destroyer lol
"...JJ is also on that list, I am just extremely awkward with women..." he sighs, kicking back in his chair before completely falling off and onto the floor...in front of everyone. " ..owie-"
As the bar stared at the little ruckus that occured, Sabs blinked as she looked down at the other blonde from her seat formally next to him.
"Sooo...would it help if I wore a trucker hat and deepened my voice, or something?" She joked.
༘⋆。 things overheard at the bar starters.
WARNINGS: alcohol
no, i'm not hitting on you. unless it's working.
you're not doing karaoke again.
why are there fries in your purse?
what's the strongest drink on the menu?
no, i don't remember your name.
you come here often?
what's your star sign?
if you tell anyone what i'm about to say, i'll key your car.
it's last call. get a drink or go home.
they just tipped with monopoly money.
i think i'm in love...
i'm saving this story for your future wedding toast.
i'm your wingperson tonight, give me the target.
you're not from around here, are you?
i'm your best friend, not your conscience.
say that again and i will make a scene.
you're my bestie now, i don't care that we met 30 seconds ago.
i'd buy you a drink but i'd rather make you breakfast.
this one's on my tab.
is that a fake id?
i swear i only had two drinks...
this is a judgement free zone.
they said they were working late...
let's play pool. if i win, you owe me a real conversation.
if i tip you $20, will you say i was never here?
that was supposed to impress them...
it's not a fake, it's retro!
don't test me, i'm not drunk enough to forgive you.
can you lie and say i'm not allowed tequila anymore?
give me your phone.
if you want a mojito, you can muddle the mint.
i don't think that's your real name.
make me something dangerous and don't ask questions.
you're cut off.
you cannot cry on a stranger's shoulder!
can you get me something non-alcoholic? i'm designated driver.
no, i don't want to join the conga line.
if i ask for a double, will you pretend i'm not spiraling?
you always ruin nights like this!
okay but technically, i'm turning [18/21] this year.
i'm not your therapist. that'll be $14.
no, you don't need to text them, that's why i took your phone.
tell him i'm your sister or something.
you ever seen somebody ruin their own life in 5 minutes? watch this.
you can throw up now or in my car.
if i were a drink, i'd be the one you remember tomorrow.
we said no shots, why are there shots?!
promise you won't hate me tomorrow?
let's go somewhere quieter.
we always do this. drink, flirt, run...
i don't want tonight to end.
can we get pizza after this?
do you want to dance? i won't step on your feet.
don't climb on the table!
i am not your lawyer.
why are you laughing and texting?!
drink this water.
The Fable series was so funny because there's a good v evil morality system but it by no means presents itself as a "your choices matter" story. You are saving this world regardless, the question is if you're gonna be a bitch about it.
Sabs looked at her phone.
"Why is my dash suddenly filled with hinge ads???"
Thinking about the character bios from Fable 3 strategy guide,,,
The fact that Jasper doesn't view the HoBW as his employer but as his own child just squeezes my heart. Logan is their legal guardian but Jasper and Walter have been beside them since they were children.
After the death of the old ruler and Logan had to deal with running a kingdom. He couldn't be as present in his younger sibling's life anymore because he wasn't just their brother he was their king.
So, it was up to Jasper. He would wake them up in the morning, dress them, tutor them and Walter could train them in combat.
Walter is described in game (though possesed by the Crawler) to be the HoBW's father figure. Jasper views them as his child.
That's why betraying Logan was so easy for the both of them. Being branded a traitors was nothing to them if it meant protecting their child. I think when Logan had his guards drag them and Elliot/Elise to throne room their minds were completely made up. Even if the HoBW wasn't a hero or even if they didn't want to take the throne, they were going to take the HoBW away.
It didn't matter if Logan was their legal guardian, the second he made the castle unsafe for their child they were going to be gone.
Okay
Fable husbands time, bitches
oh we're talking about fable husbands?
everyone say hi to my husband
yes I'm that guy.
She thought she heard something in the shadow in her cabin while she was dozing off by the fire.
So she instinctively threw a knife at the dark corner.
I just don't like the red hair ..also don't put him in dbz fighterz
my family wasn't this strict, but in some sects of buddhism you're not allowed to eat the "five pungent vegetables", onions garlic shallots leeks and umm chives i think, really any of those kind of vegetables. probably some monk ages ago was tired of onion farts stinking up the temple. anyways, one time my brother made a soup using all five of them. he said, "one sip of this, and you'll be reincarnated as a flea."
These little fuckheads always manage to frick the life outta me. Why is he so loud???