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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

if i look back, i am lost
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almost home

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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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One Nice Bug Per Day

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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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stole some guy's dog and drove off but then i realized i didnt even want this thing so i threw it out the window and it shattered like a vase
i foand my boit suttufuhcut an’ it says oim fouah
The Man Who Smiled So Much He Choked On A Grin & Died
Me when I read a book by a famous author that’s a modern classic and everyone says it’s really good and then it’s really good
THEY SHAVED MY ARMPITS WHEN I WAS UNDER ANESTHESIA
Squidward's whole deal is that he was a scion of Old Money who got really into Marxism in college and decided he couldn't live with himself as a beneficiary of the Bourgeoisie. He cut ties with his parents and went to live as a proletariat for a few years to better his music.
Of course, what was supposed to be a short term service industry job before he lived for his art has bloomed into just being his life, and life as a poor artist is never as romantic as one imagines. While the cost of living of Bikini Bottom is low enough that even a frycook can be a homeowner, it's not quite so low that he can afford the luxuries he was used to growing up.
His view of the Working Class as the downtrodden masses were rather tattered by years of living between SpongeBob and Patrick, who were not so much temporarily oppressed intellectuals as they were, well, SpongeBob and Patrick.
Still, through thick and thin he's never gone back on his decision to leave the money behind. The great irony is that he is ignorant of his greatest achievement—his superiority to Squilliam isn't turning a bunch of randos into a functioning Marching Band or turning a burger joint into a fine dining establishment, it's having the strength of character to look at all the advantages Squilliam had and choose to leave it behind.
He will never be a master Clarinet player, but he will always have that
nonthreatening suffragette boy just sent you a daguerrotype of his penis
they put boobs in me
for a few months i was drinking 2 Monster Beasts (6% abv) and a rum and coke every night and when i would look out my window in the morning the foliage and sidewalk and road etc would morph into evil dog faces staring at me
Pacing back and forth solemnly considering this offer
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