derry girls sentence starters.
“ sometimes all i really want is to be simply left alone. “
“ i won’t put up with it anymore. teenagers have rights now, you know. “
“ i’ll find some dirt on you yet, ____. i’ve got people working on it. “
“ well, i’m not being individual on my own. “
“ i don’t smoke. i just like melting stuff. “
“ i’m willing to admit it, even if no one else will, because i’m a beacon of truth, ____. “
“ my body is going into starvation mode. i think it’s starting to shut down. “
“ say nothing, ____. say nothing until we’ve seen a lawyer. “
“ if you’re feeling anxious or worried, or even if you just want to chat, please, please do not come crying to me. “
“ i’m not sure i’d be suited to any of these. they’re all very practical, and i’m just more… creative. “
“ yeah, the more i talk about it and the more i sober up… the less sure i am, really. “
“ on a scale of one to ten, how dead do you think we are? “
“ it’s so sad, it really is. it is so, so sad. but at the same time, what’s done is done, so let’s crack on. “
“ ____’s in a better place now. unless they’re not, you know, because unless they’ve gone to hell. “
“ swear. swear on ____. “
“ let’s just get it over with, and never, ever speak of it again. “
“ winking’s not in my notion, ____. what would i have to be winking about? “
“ winking? at your age? i feel sick. “
“ genuine question. why can’t you just be fucking normal? “
“ before you know it, you’ll be faking your own death, assuming a new identity. “
“ i am psychic, ____. i did a course. i got a certificate. “
“ my nerves are wrecked. i’m living on a knife’s edge here. is there any rice krispies? “
“ the grave danger is a concern, but so is the fact i have nothing in me for sunday dinner, so… “
“ i’ve lost my bookmark. now i’ve lost my page. oh my god, this day just goes from bad to worse. “
“ sometimes i feel like i’ve gone through the fucking looking glass. “
“ in fairness, ____, if you were dangerous, you wouldn’t say that you were dangerous, would you? “
“ spending the rest of your life with a fugitive is less of a concern? “
“ hopefully ____ won’t, you know, die, but if she does, the show must go on. “
“ i know, but i’m bored now, so it looks like i probably will let it happen. “
“ they all think that what you did was pretty out of order, ____. and that you’re a bit ruthless. and cold. and nobody really has any respect for you. “
“ you seriously need to chill the fuck out. “
“ i’ll never understand the point of you. “
“ i do enjoy a good statue, it has to be said. “
“ i can offer you protection. i have a hunting knife. “
“ you don’t want a pack of wolves following your scent out in these parts. those boys, they’ll rip you limb from limb. “
“ you will go far in life, ____. but you will not be well-liked. “
“ when i woke up this morning, i had a feeling something terrible was going to happen, and also that essentially, deep down, i’m quite an evil person. “
“ i would just like to state, once again, for the record, that i think this might be the worst idea we’ve ever had. “
“ we’re not abducting it, ____. we’re just… kidnapping it. “
“ i thought i had an intruder. and i tell you what, he’d have been a sorry boy, for i just nailed some serious moves. “
“ do not speak to me, ____. in fact, don’t even breathe. “
“ i didn’t just bring vodka, there’s mixers as well. i’m not a savage. “
“ you have serious fucking anger management issues. do you know that?! “
“ can i just stop you there, ____? i have nothing to say. i just really need you to stop talking. “
“ congratulations, ____. that might be the dickiest sentence that anyone’s ever said. “
“ if things do get heated, try not to rise to it. the last thing we want is another dead body on our hands here. “
“ i mean, obviously, a curse was my first thought, but i looked into it, and this doesn’t meet the official requirements. so you’re completely in the clear on that front. “
“ ____ really suits being dead, doesn’t she? “
“ haven’t you ever seen a dead body before? “
“ it’s just a dead body, ____. we’re all gonna be one someday. “
“ you’ve a very loose grasp on the law, ____. “
“ why does everyone get so sentimental about old people? old people are assholes. “
“ earrings like that don’t deserve to be buried alive, it’s a sin. “
“ do you ever think you have too much time on your hands, ____? “
“ expand and explain. expand and explain! “
“ that totally just wrecked my buzz. “
“ people in this place stop killing each other for five minutes, and the whole world loses the absolute run of itself. “
“ sometimes to do the right thing, you have to do the wrong thing. and on this occasion, right is wrong and wrong is right. “
“ i just think you should be able to compliment a woman’s eyebrows without having her personality dragged into it. “
“ sometimes i’ll just say something to get from one sentence to the other, ____. you know how it is. “
“ this was never my real life, it was just something that got in the way of it. “
“ i’m not sure i do love it here. i think i just developed stockholm syndrome. “
“ it’s not like i belong here. i never did. “
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