I’m Over It

My name's J, 20. Im here for the memes and Shitposting™. Icon Source: www.iconarchive.com/tag/beach VOTE YOU HOOLIGANS

[cogbreath]

[poikaboo]

{ID - sped up spongebob gif of plankton giving a speech to a group of people. A screen appears behind him saying, "Faggot". The crowd laughs. When he looks at it, it disappears. When he looks back, the text reappears, now with a pointer pointing at him. He looks at it again, when it disappears. Looking away, it reappears in bright carnival-like font, with a colour changing arrow. He looks and looks away again, now irate. The text reappears in an impactful font decorated with stars. Plankton looks again and sees the text this time. He rushes to a plug socket to unplug the screen.

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[ladytengen]

[antiquesintheattic]

she sounds like she sucks

[antiquesintheattic]

i got called a misogynist for this one

[bevsi]

everything

[phantomrose96]

I joined a dodgeball league

[phantomrose96]

Do I play dodgeball? No.

Do I expect to become good at dodgeball? Absolutely not.

Did I join the dodgeball league anyway? Yeah.

[phantomrose96]

The longer explanation is a friend was looking for people for the team and asked me and I was gonna say no because of the various aforementioned reasons but then I thought about it and realized I'm gonna die someday I may as well die having played dodgeball that one time.

[phantomrose96]

My family has been very supportive

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

[funnytwittertweets]

[fleshdyke]

my mom purposely overpaid her credit card bill by 1 cent so every month they send her a letter that says they owe her 1 cent and it costs them a dollar to send the letter plus the paper. she is costing corporations money 👍

[telluriandigits]

Yes, but the added environmental cost of mailing a paper letter...

[fleshdyke]

do you think they cut down a whole tree because my mom overpaid one cent. do you think they make one new piece of paper every time they need one

[telluriandigits]

But trucks have to move that paper!

[fleshdyke]

are you not aware that those trucks would be going either way. they aren’t taking another trip for one envelope

[dykebeckett]

hello my name is billy postman, operator of the world's smallest and most environmentally harmful mail truck. it is one envelope big and requires thirty seven gallons of fuel to go one mile. (I personally am about one and a half envelopes big) my beloved truck is very slow and very loud and I hate both flora and fauna so so so much. I love corporations though

[iguessweallcrazyithinktho]

[narcissistcookbook]

i run ttrpg games *very* rarely, just halloween one-offs every couple of years. but! here is the the most fun theatrical trick i've played on my players. it totally got them

this was a story that was going to begin with the players playing themselves, sitting around the table in my living room, and then in-game the living room (and the players) would be transported to another plane

i rigged up a bluetooth speaker next to the window and closed the curtains. about ten minutes after they came in, before the game even began, i began playing rain sounds very quietly over the speaker. every couple of minutes i turned the rain up louder. just as the game began, with the rain at near maximum volume, one of the players even said "wow, it's really coming down out there, it wasn't even raining when we arrived"

🙃

i wrote a creepy verbal ritual the players had to complete as a group to transport the room to another world. right as they finished the ritual, i turned off the lights in the room using a remote and turned off the rain sounds at the same time

it was crazy effective. realistically it only took them a couple of seconds to figure out how I'd managed to turn off the rain, but they all said later on that those few seconds were completely disorientating, even frightening

anyway, i'm still proud of it 💜

[whatsdifferentincanada]

[catchymemes]

[luvaaheee]

danny! danny ! Danny!!

[cungadero]

here’s my one whole discourse post for pride month. you fucks will never ever ever wean off the radfem shit if you keep trying to give “cis men are evil” nuance. no, it’s not bad because they could be closeted or questioning, it’s bad because gender essentialism is a fucking brain poison and it makes you stupid

[harrypotterfuryroad]

this is “not all men” cloaked in progressive-sounding vocabulary

[cungadero]

harry potter blog.

[catzpah-deactivated20240520]

i literally cannot get over dana terrace watching owl house illegally. they couldn't have given her a zip drive of episodes? a courtsey disney+ subscription? i can't imagine being paywalled out of your own work.

[cavehags]

the era of creator-endorsed piracy continues and the circumstances fucking suck

[bogleech]

If you’re not keeping up, Cartoon Network sold off most of its original programming over the last few years to run exclusively on HBO Max, but after a merger with Discovery, HBO has taken them all down, including those that were still in production, for what is long story short a big tax write-off.

And it’s not a simple matter of them just airing or streaming somewhere else now. It’s a very complicated issue of rights and contracts and money but essentially it’s very possible that these shows will never be available again in official capacity and their creators will never see another penny from them again, either. Some completed episodes may also be lost media, indefinitely.

For a couple of series, such as Mao Mao and Infinity Train, Cartoon Network has gone back and scrubbed all tweets, youtube clips or other mention of the series existence, confirming they likely no longer have the rights to take them anywhere else.

The tweet today by the art director of Tig N’ Seek made me saddest.

A lot of people this week have simply given up on their industry careers, seeing years of their life’s work just vanish into a corporate vault overnight. Being able to point to your work on a streaming service had apparently even become a pretty critical part of the portfolios they now rely on to get new jobs.

Streaming media went from an optimistic new frontier to even worse than cable TV so suddenly.