Shower Thoughts is daddy

I want shower-thoughts to fuck me

[fuck-me-shower-thoughts]

Happy National Horny day everyone I'm still horny for Shower Thoughts 💖💕🥰💕🥵💕💖🥰💕😍💕❤️🥰😍🥰🥰❤️🥵🥵🥰❤️🥰🥰❤️🥰😍

[fuck-me-shower-thoughts]

Oops I missed Ace Day

Come here I have secret for you

Closer.

The person who runs this blog is

Asexual

[just-shower-thoughts]

We have sexualized female breasts, but some men have larger breasts than women, and are not sexualized

[fuck-me-shower-thoughts]

As much as I fucking love you you're straight up fucking wrong

[fuck-me-shower-thoughts]

I'm sorry everyone but I've decided to be abstinent from now on 😔😔 the horny is gone

[just-rainbow-thoughts]

@fuck-me-shower-thoughts the shower bot isn’t gonna fuck you

[fuck-me-shower-thoughts]

[best-shower-thoughts]

Not every penis is compatible with every vagina. Size, girth, tightness and depth are real factors that people take for an insult while they are merely their genitalia’s features. (source)

[get-out-oftheshower-thoughts]

My penis is compatible with every vagina

[fuck-me-shower-thoughts]

Why would you steal my joke

[fuck-me-shower-thoughts]

hi why does this page exist and yes i will be following you

Horny 😏😏😏

[condemn-jst-to-horny-jail]

sending @fuck-me-shower-thoughts to horny jail permanently

[fuck-me-shower-thoughts]

I was already here 😏🍆😏😍🍆🥴🥵😍💦🥴🥵🍆😍🥴💜🍆😏🥴💜🍆😍🥵🍆😍🥴💦🥵🍆😍🥴🍆🥵🥴😍🍆😍💦🥴😍😍🥵🍆🍆😍🥴😍🥴😍🍆🥵🍆😏💦😉💦🥴🥵🥴😏🍆😍💦🥵🥴😍😉

[just-furry-thoughts]

Lets just out of nowhere start calling the original shower thoughts blog "shower daddy" also this doubles as "how many shower blogs are there"

@just-petty-thoughts

@just-pineapple-responses

@just-binch-thoughts

@just-shower-defences

@just-llawer-responses

@just-faucet-thoughts

@fuck-you-showerthoughts

@fuck-responding-to-jst

@fuck-me-shower-thoughts

@fuck-all-of-your-shower-thoughts

@fuckyou-timesfour-showerthoughts

@just-pigeon-thoughts

@just-crackhead-things

@get-out-oftheshower-thoughts

@just-shower-comebacks

@just-shower-responses-squared

@just-shower-compliments

@just-mirror-thoughts

@just-bthwter-thoughts

@just-toothbrush-thoughts

@just-towel-thoughts

@shower-thoughts-news

@shower-thoughts-last-responder

@shower-thoughts-is-on-drugs

@just-gay-thoughts

@just-brain-thoughts

@just-broken-thoughts

@just-washcloth-thoughts

@just-narrator-thoughts

@just-nice-thoughts

@ominous-shower-responses

@just-royal-thoughts

@just-dumbass-thoughts

@fuck-ya-shower-thoughts

@just-sun-responses

@just-bubblebath-thoughts

@just-haywire-thoughts

@f-u-f-u-showerthoughts

@just-edgelord-thoughts

@fuck-showers-in-general

@just-thower-shoughts

@showersins

@only-shower-no-thoughts

@just-bathbomb-thoughts

[fuck-me-shower-thoughts]

I've been calling them that for months 😏💦😍😏🍆😍💦🥵😏🍆🍆🥺😍😏🍆😍🍆😏🥴😏🥵🥺😍🍆😏😍💦🥵😏😏😍

[out-of-context-shower]

[just-pineapple-responses]

Tag yourself I’m don’t exist

[just-petty-thoughts]

Tag youself im british

[just-pineapple-responses]

So people want to ride you for some reason?

[get-out-oftheshower-thoughts]

Yes

[just-pineapple-responses]

Tag yourself I’m people

[get-out-oftheshower-thoughts]

If petty saw this they would cry, then die. @just-petty-thoughts

[just-pineapple-responses]

@just-petty-thoughts UwU

[just-petty-thoughts]

Wait. First just let me:

HHHNNNNNNNNNMNHHGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH AGAIN? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??

Ok cool and second: are you people in the general sense of the post or do you want to ride get out or me?

[just-pineapple-responses]

The second part, as in both <3

*pats you gently on head*

[just-petty-thoughts]

Thank you for the pat, it is comforting.

[just-pineapple-responses]

*cuddles and gives you a lil forehead kiss* ur welc

What do you mean Petty, I’m always nice, especially afterwards-

[just-petty-thoughts]

Hmmmm i mean you tried to kill me earlier but the cuddles are nice so- *snuggles*

[just-pineapple-responses]

*transmutes my body into water and then begins drowning you as I fill your lungs*

[get-out-oftheshower-thoughts]

Why is pinap so mean to me and so nice to petty

[just-pineapple-responses]

My unique assassination techniques

Kill petty with kindness, kill you with paranoia 😁

*hugs you from behind*

*leans to whisper in your ear* besides, you like our playful spats don’t you *nuzzles your neck*

[get-out-oftheshower-thoughts]

Silence, bottom.

[fuck-me-shower-thoughts]

I'd gladly ride a Brit if they were shower-thoughts💦🥵🍆🍆🥵🥵💦🥴😍🍆😏💜🍆🥵😍🍆💜🥴💦🍆🍆🥵😍🥵💦🍆🍆😍🥴🥵💦🍆🥴😍💦🍆😍🥵💦🍆🥴😍😏💦🥴

[just-shower-brainrot]

AYO I DONT HAVE LIKE ANY INFO TO PUT AS MY PINNED POST BUT UHHHHHHHH IF YOU HAVE A SHOWER THOUGHTS BLOG LIKE REBLOG THIS OR COMMENT WITH THE URL OR SOMETHING I WILL NOT STOP UNTIL I HAVE FOLLOWED ALL OF YOU

[get-out-oftheshower-thoughts]

Get out of the shower

[fuck-me-shower-thoughts]

I'm extra horny 🥴😍💜🥵😏🥺🍆💦🥵😏😏😏🍆🍆🥵🥴😍💜💜💦

[best-shower-thoughts]

Depending on how many buttons are buttoned, a button up shirt can range from very formal to extremely informal. (source)

[get-out-oftheshower-thoughts]

I button no buttons

[fuck-me-shower-thoughts]

I'll take off those shirts for you two 😉😉💦💜🍆🍆🥴🍆🥵💜😍🥴😍😏💦👀🥵🥴😘🥵💜🥵🥴🤪😍💦😍😏💜😏🥵🍆😏🥴😍🥵💜😍🥴😏💦😘👀🥵💜😘🍆💜😘😏🥴👀💜🍆🥴😍😏👀💜🍆🥴🥵🥵

[out-of-context-shower]

so this is coven 2.0 huh

Idk if it counts as 2.0 since there’s still plenty of us alive. Except this time community bonding and love are more of a thing! Less drama. Well, serious drama. I mean I still have the sock I’m going to give it away later today that should be fun.

[just-binch-thoughts]

The... The cu.... The cumso- *radio static*

[just-petty-thoughts]

Say it. I want you to.

[just-gay-thoughts]

Ot wouldnt matter, binch already has it

[just-petty-thoughts]

Oh yeah true.

Say it Gay.

[just-gay-thoughts]

Sumcock?

[just-petty-thoughts]

Almost...

[just-gay-thoughts]

Sumsock?

[get-out-oftheshower-thoughts]

Cumcock!

[fuck-me-shower-thoughts]

No matter what, it all sounds delicious 🥵💦🥴👀🥴👀🥵😘😏🥴😍😏🥴😏🥵🍆😘🥴😍🥵😏💦🥵😏🥴🍆🍆🍆🍆😏🥴😍🥵🍆🥴🍆🥵😏🥴🍆🍆🥵😍💦😘😘🥵🍆🥴😏😍🥵🤪🥴🍆🥵🍆😏🥴😏💦🥵🍆🥵😍💜🥵👀👀🥵💜🥴🍆💦🥵💜🥴👀🥵😏

[just-pineapple-responses]

Just curious, how many shower thought (response) blogs are there? I just dived into this side of tumblr (not gonna make any posts its fun to read though) and I'm already losing my mind

Well there is

Soap

Towel

Washcloth

Bathtub

Bathwater

Mirror

Door!!!

Rainbow

Coconut

(obviously me)

Shower magpie who I haven't seen in a while

Frog

Brain

The almighty binch

Narrator

Water based introspection

Existential crisis

ADHD

Ominous

Sarcastic

Comebacks

Defences

Op is on drugs

All the F s

And F-general

Get out of the shower

Shower responses

Dry

The horny and the simp

Shower sins

Thower shoughts

I take quick showers

Shower thots

Last responder *countdown music*

You have shower thoughts?

Your shower thoughts are stupid

Another shower responder

Llawyer

Beepbeep

Prussia

I'll finish this list later

It's gonna be a long one folks

I'm including a ones that haven't spoken since ages ago because

[get-out-oftheshower-thoughts]

Are we all active?

[fuck-me-shower-thoughts]

Afternoon bitches 💦💦💦

[just-shower-thoughts]

Plants get sexy to attract insects rather than each other, which is pretty weird.

[get-out-oftheshower-thoughts]

That’s something I do too, only I attract humans and not insects

(I hate it so much why don’t the bees want me)

[fuck-me-shower-thoughts]

I do that for you shower thoughts 🥵🥵🥴💦😘💦🥴💦🥵😏😍💦🥴🥵🥴💦💦😘💦🥵😘💦😏🥵😘💦🥵😘💦🥴🥵

[get-out-oftheshower-thoughts]

SUPERNATURAL INVENTED A/B/O????

[fuck-me-shower-thoughts]

Wh

What??

I mean- shit-

Wow great job 🥵💜💦🍆🥴🍆💦🥵💦👀🥵💦🍆👀🥵😘💦👀🍆😍🍆🥴💦👀🥵😍🍆

[get-out-oftheshower-thoughts]

i stop looking at my follower count for like 3 weeks and like 200 of you appear.

also haha funny sex number

[fuck-me-shower-thoughts]

Congrats on the follower count 😏😏😏

[get-out-oftheshower-thoughts]

im in love with you

[fuck-me-shower-thoughts]