Just-Pineapple-Responses

No thoughts, only Jugemu Jugemu Gokō-no surikire Kaijarisuigyo-no Suigyōmatsu Unraimatsu Fūraimatsu Kuunerutokoro-ni Sumutokoro Yaburakōji-no burakōji Paipopaipo Paipo-no-shūringan Shūringan-no Gürindai Gūrindai-no Ponpokopi-no Ponpokonā-no Chōkyūmei-no Chōsuke

[just-pineapple-responses]

Just curious, how many shower thought (response) blogs are there? I just dived into this side of tumblr (not gonna make any posts its fun to read though) and I'm already losing my mind

Well there is

The. Literal. Sun.

Plasma...

S p a c e

ALL HAIL THE LIGHT

The void. It shall consume ALL.

A typewriter incase anyone wants to write their will before they die

Also some ink, not related to the typewriter

Also some words, I wonder who'll use them

A hat with no maker and a maker with no hat

The pen is mightier than the sword. It just so happens that this one is evil. Luckily I can summon multiple

Anyone order some coffee?

Ooo, an author

The literal embodiment if of fanart

A fork, nom noms

B҉ r҉ o҉ k҉ e҉ n҉ 

Soap

Soap(for hair)

Toothpaste

🄵🄰🅄🄲🄴🅃

Towel

Bath mat

Washcloth

Bathtub

Bathwater

𝔹𝕒𝕥𝕙𝕓𝕠𝕞𝕓

Bubblebath!

One (1) bath boi

Some M͓̽o͓̽l͓̽d͓̽ (anybody got some strong disinfectant?)

Nvm, the mold has already caused a plague (gettit?) (although user misspelled it)

Nevermind, there's already a parasite here

Mirror

Door!!!

Some curtains

A denim jacket

Blackout

Rainbow

✨ Magic ✨

*Tree poses to assert dominance*

Coconut

(obviously me)

I think popeye dropped a tin of spinch and it became sentient?

Tost

Hummus. dip tost?

Criss Cross applesauce

Wibbly wobbly Wibbly wobbly jellyo

Mmmm océan s o u p

Some poison, a great addition for my soup

Smol bean

Potat

Shower magpie who I haven't seen in a while

Bird (brain)

Frog(×2:Electric Boogaloo)

An axolotl!

Ferret

*looks at smudged writing on hand. Squints. * a raccoon

Stinky bastard man (I just had to put the two next to each other)

Rat.

Becometh crab 🦀 (x2: Electric Boogaloo)

Nya~

Edgy Nya~

Tripod of dog

Brain

Nina i found one of your neurons (if you understand this reference, good job you)

A rotted brain, keep it away before it infects us all, I only have 2 braincells left

Did... Did someone drop their spinal cord?

The almighty binch

The titanic

Narrator

Water based introspection

Existential crisis

Dumbass

Also a pacifier (get it because they're also called dummies and their name is dummy)

A foolish thought to say a sorry sight join the shower community (as you can tell we did Shakespeare in English so many times i pretty much can recite everything lady macbeth said)

ADHD

Ominous

Anonymous

Anxious 🥺👉👈

Some edgy bastard

A person of culture I see (although obsessed with tweed for some reason)

1 Dapper boi

Sarcastic

nice

All smiles and sunshine

HAPPY! (why isn't there yellow 😔)

Affection (Derogatory) (I'm sorry I just felt like it)

~Petty~

Idiot

Disaster

Chaos and Order

Comebacks

'vanishing'

Defences

Threatened

Op is on drugs

All the F s

And F-general

Get out of the shower

Shower responses

Dry

The horny and the simp

Shower sins

Thower shoughts

I take quick showers

Shower thots

Last responder *countdown music*

You have shower thoughts?

Your shower thoughts are stupid

Wtf shower thoughts

Another shower responder

MORE

Just shower responses... responses

Response shower

NO SHOWER! only thought (×3)

Mmm, showery

Penny for your thoughts?

Hello darkness my old friend...

Llawyer

Beepbeep

Prussia

Haywire!!!

furry OwO

A Pigeon got in through the door, who left it open?

I'm feeling devious

You're looking glamorous, let's get mischievous, and polyamorous

Gay is stored in the ass

Gay

Trans

*opens door and walks through with you exaggeratedly* Fellas we got the whole LGBTQIA+ community right here

Enby

Hahaha gender go brrr

Lesbian

Lesbian-thot

Lust

Someone who thinks it funny to clown around

Joker (derogatory)

Haha straight

Dead inside

Some supervillain idk

News. Literally a shower news style responses

r

I cannot believe that I forgot Her Greatest Majesty, the Queen. All Hail Royal

Isaac newton?

M megamind?

Fiftieth

Crackhead

Some Phoenix Wright kinnie

What is a Dean Winchester and why does he have a tentacle fetish?

Well well well, if it ain't a homestuckian

Did someone kill/rob The Doctor or something, their TARDIS was left behind and its blocking my pretzels that I left in the shower

Mined crafts uwu

Well well well, if it ain't- *accidentally makes eye contact and is then killed by some unknown shadowy creature holding what seems to be some sort of cube of dirt*

GOTTA GO FAST

Mishamishamishamishamishamishamisha

Gen Z and ready to throw hands with OP

Not puki

Nom noms

Dip dap

Kensa

B͓̽u͓̽n͓̽g͓̽e͓̽r͓̽ ..........

Someone broke their space bar or something

It's time to d-d-d-d-d-dshower

The magical deity of sleepovers

DON'T FALL ASLEEP. NO MATTER WHAT THEY TELL YOU-

The muffin man genuinely left drury Lane for this

Txmblr

Moonlit nights on a winters day, stars glimmering gently

A child?

🟥

The fae. Just all of them. Every single one.

Crocus? (What on earth does that mean)

*sings* baba blacksheep have you any wool? Because if not you will be killed (this fits the tune perfectly. If not I have failed in everything)

The theatre itself is here... Somehow

Ahoy-hoy

boo

REEEE- *epic geometry dash gameplay to DanTDM's old intro music*

Yardale, not to be mistaken for riverdale and differs to lawn ale or front porch ale or even meter ale

I'll finish this list later

It's gonna be a long one folks

I'm including a ones that haven't spoken since ages ago because

Boy howdy there's new ones tell me who I'm missing now

Please stop thank you very much this is too many i keep having to add to this any new responder must kill a responder to continue the purge shall claim y'all as I will win i recently started watching Danganronpa

Seriously though everyone after mirror must have a battle royale it's too much i doubt all of you will even last longer than today also happy birthday me -dated:28th- do you even realise what sort of commitment you've made to sell pieces of your soul for entertainment and ability to make such epic retorts each and every post?! I sacrifice many souls DAILY to be throwing such bangers into this stuff y'know?

We have a tap guys we can finally wash our hands of all the blood of our enemies

Seriously though who left the door open I don't want a Pigeon pecking at me (the mishapocalypse got them lol)

So many responders so little time before the end of the world

If I'm missing someone please tell me very thank

There are not enough colours for me to assign a different one to each person 😔 also, wtf is on there twice on purpose

WorldHealthOrganisation IS MISSING (note: you may have a joke in place of name or under a category of names)

So there's lore without me?

ALL HAIL THE LIGHT *moth noises*

Okay now there's alternate timeline versions of responders for the benefit of myself they ain't going on the list bud

There is an incorrect role play blog quotes blog and I am crying. Not of laughter. Just wiuwhdhsjhshjxjabjsjdhdjsj

If any new people join I will go back to causing shower wars for the sake of killing you all I'm done I have snapped my laptop is updating 3 times in a row

I will commit crimes.

Does being a shower responder or role-playing seem encouraging to people to join this "community"? Because I'm pretty sure it's the latter

[just-pineapple-responses]

I can believe someone made fireproof armour from 🍍🍍 pineapples 🍍🍍

Finally, their true potential is at the first stage of being unlocked and realised by the masses

Now the next stage of assimilation through getting the entire human race to switch from pepperoni to pineapple on their pizzas is less of a faraway dream, MwahahahahHaAHahah HaHa hehehehee

[just-pineapple-responses]

Imagine I go to war with Disney/Marvel because their loki series was too similar to my own mid-teenage self insert fanfiction based off of a specific but vague set of concepts/topics

Okay but seriously though, I feel like if you read my 『#the directorate saga』 first, then watch the loki series, it becomes so obvious that they start/have arcs around the exact same thing i.e the literal embodiment of chaos throws all of existence into dissaray because they didn't like the idea of fate being controlled by anyone, in this case a secret board of people that view what they are doing as necessary for the TimeLine to be in order, even going so far as to destroy entire worlds out of fear that they were too out of hand and not in line with their principles.

Although my character Chaos would prefer the destruction and implosion of the universe amongst itself to happen, loki actively tries to stop it, even going so far as to basically become a god of sorts, manually taking control of the timelines and becoming it's vessel from what I saw in the finale.

My point is credible but at what cost, lol

[tothechaos]

glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts

[totheorder]

:)

[tothechaos]

[tothechaos]

Do Not Do This To Me

[catboybeebop]

[slicedcheesegremlin]

[tothechaos]

if this post hits 200k im printing it out and eating it

[pointless-achievements]

Achievement Unlocked:

Daily Recommended Dose of Fiber

Make an ill-advised promise within earshot of a gimmick blog.

[rotary-supercollider]

Quick someone add a fucked-up car so we can get @identifying-cars-in-posts

[mysteryviolencesideblog3000]

Ok!

[identifying-cars-in-posts]

1976-1977 Oldsmobile Cutlass

[terminusverge]

That car is not messed up enough. Here.

@identifying-cars-in-posts

[identifying-cars-in-posts]

1981-1983 Delorean DMC-12

[cantotallyeven]

I'll write a hauiku as a comment on this post and hope the bot sees

[the-haiku-bot]

I’ll write a hauiku

as a comment on this post

and hope the bot sees

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[absurdly-useful]

@identifying-horses-in-posts

[identifying-horses-in-posts]

Pretty horse!

[therainbowgorilla]

@i-say-ok

[i-say-ok]

ok.

[goosemoosse]

@cat-spotted

[cat-spotted]

CAT SPOTTED!!☆ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ

[kittybroker]

Fine kitty appearing during our time of need! This Delightful beast only appears once every 1000 years for the small price of $2.50!

[idontrateyourposts]

/200K

[free-post-store]

$0

[yronnia]

I choose @weirdly-specific-but-ok ! And it's effective!

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

the second i saw someone chose me for something i felt deep irrational fear. what eldritch demon is this site sacrificing me to now?

oh are we eating paper is that a thing because i am down baby

[nastasya--filippovna]

If someone asks what Tumblr is, show them this thread.

@turtleneck-crowley @ivankaramazov07 isn't this magic. :D :D ;D

[ivankaramazov07-deactivated2024]

TUMBLR IS HUMAN CULTURE AT ITS FINEST I TELL YOU THE DOCTOR WOULD BE PROUD TO SEE US IDIOTS. IVE SHENANID-ONCE, ILL SHENAN-AGAIN

to all those who got the ducktales reference, i send my love and kisses

[probablyadhdapparently]

I’m turning this into a picrew chain also guys lots of pressure

Nuggts character maker!

This is a Picrew made by Nuggts @.nuggts on TikTok You can use this Picrew as a profile picture or in a video etc. with credits! Do

Do it or the animatronics fucking get me also no I did not kill anyone what are you talking about

tags: @biscuits-lovely-corner @expresso4thedeppresso @funkingrn @aroacesigma @lastdivantruther @barracuda677 @pengumi12 @sulkystella @misschuchuw @someonebeatmetotheseusernames @blinksager @sav3yee @chuuyasboner @ur-local-remy-kinnie @urazayt @thelittleprinceconfirmed @gherkin-saute @vinylbiohazard @amioddlyart

tag all you moots this is not an option

also prev yes you @ivankaramazov07 I want you to do it as well

[ivankaramazov07-deactivated2024]

@probablyautism thnx for remembering the weirdest tumblrina on the planet. also can u explain to ur local grandma what she has to do(apologies are afoot)

[probablyadhdapparently]

So tap on the link above my character and simply make your own it could be an OC or you or your sona, anything.

[ivankaramazov07-deactivated2024]

ON IT BESTIE!

[mystic-mae]

im here watching this lmao, funniest shit i seen

[ivankaramazov07-deactivated2024]

NOT THE KILGRAVE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

oh and @probablyautism here u go luv

CMON FOLKS

DO IT

[mystic-mae]

here you are!!

[ivankaramazov07-deactivated2024]

@mystic-mae IM IN LOVE WITH YOUR PICREW!!!!!! beautiful business.

[falling-raine]

@weirdly-specific-but-ok @styx142 no pressue :)

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

Wild how I keep returning to this goddamn post. @queermarzipan ball's in your court babe.

[neil-gaiman]

It may still need help getting to 200,000.

Here's Aziraphale in disguise:

And here's a backstage shot of the Gentlemen in 1941 suits:

[badjokesbyjeff]

@tothechaos will you print and eat the entire post? If so, here is a long joke. Don't choke:

A man obsessed with trains finally steals one and immediately crashes it, killing several people.

At the trial, the man is found guilty of multiple murders and sentenced to death.

Before he faces his sentence, he’s offered a last meal, and asks for a single banana, which is given to him.

The next day, he’s led to the electric chair. They strap him in, pull the switch, and... nothing happens.

There’s never been a failure before. But because you cannot punish a person twice for the same crime, the court is forced to let him go free.

Within a week’s time, naturally, the man, who is obsessed with trains, goes and steals another one.

He doesn’t care that he can’t drive it or that he failed catastrophically before; he is obsessed with trains and his only desire is to operate one. As before, he crashes it, and kills several people.

Again, he stands trial, and again, he is sentenced to death, showing no remorse, only delight that he got to operate the train.

His last meal request is a single banana. When he goes to the chair, the executioner pulls the switch, but nothing happens. He goes free again.

The train-obsessed maniac, once more on the loose, wastes no time in hijacking a train and crashing it.

His trial is speedy, because this has already happened twice, and he is sentenced to death.

They ask him what he’d like for his last meal. “A single banana,” he says.

“Oh, no you don’t, you son of a bitch. We’re on to you, now. We know all about your little banana trick, and you’re not escaping this time!”

The guards refuse his request, and instead serve him a standard last meal of steak, potatoes, and berry cobbler.

The next morning they strap him into the electric chair, pull the switch, and... nothing happens.

“Did you give him the banana?” demands the head guard.

“No, sir! He asked for the banana but we didn’t give it to him, we swear!” says one of the guards.

Turns out the banana had nothing to do with anything. He was just a really bad conductor.

[violet-the-red-panda-deactivate]

JEFF, CHANGE YOUR FUCKING URL

[forlayina]

@writing-prompt-s

[writing-prompt-s]

Quick! Gordon Ramsey has tasked you to come up with a new recipe with a rather special ingredient: 'this trainwreck of a Tumblr post printed out on paper'. You don't have much time as the exquisite guest will enter the doors of your fancy establishment the moment this post hits 200k notes. Come up with a recipe. Please provide detailed instructions.

[shaevilux]

Chaos Course Set Meal

Bespoke 9 course meal meant to be enjoyed by @tothechaos

Foreword:

As tasked by the prolific Gordan Ramsey, this 9 Course endeavour will feature the post in its entirety segmented into 9 delightfully ornate, unreasonably complex yet delectably unparalleled dishes. In the following, we'll see how to prepare each of these dishes.

Course One

Dish name: 10k notes of Hubris

10k Notes of Hubris is a simple risotto with saffron infusion and forest mushrooms, topped with shavings of the top 9th piece of this post, printed in full colour, regular stock. Due to the nature of a 9 course setting, it is wise to start with a simpler dish.

Ingredients (serves four people):

1 teaspoon of saffron

300g carnaroli rice

50g extra virgin olive oil

20g butter

5g shallots

1l vegetable broth

parsley (to taste)

100g porcini mushrooms

80g portobello mushrooms

100g brown mushrooms

5g truffle oil

5g lemon peel and lemon juice

30g parmesan cheese

thyme (a dash)

5g garlic

A pinch of salt and pepper

The first 9th of this post, printed in full colour with regular stock.

Method:

In a saucepan, pour the oil and the chopped shallot(s), then add the rice and saffron and toast

Pour the broth a little at a time and cook slowly. Allow to cook before adding salt and black pepper. Stir in butter, grated parmesan cheese, chopped parsley, truffle oil, lemon juice and peel.

In a separate saucepan, cook the mushrooms with oil, garlic, thyme, salt and black pepper.

Presentation:

At the base of the dish pour the risotto, complete with forest mushrooms and basil leaves. Shave the printed top 9th of the post and sprinkle on top. Drizzle a dash of olive oil before serving.

The next dish and recipe of this 9 course meal, complete with the next 9th of the post printed and incorporated, will be presented by another chef.

[badjokesbyjeff]

@one-time-i-dreamt @i-am-a-fish @pukicho

[i-am-a-fish]

hi jeff (:

[writing-prompt-s]

I just texted @one-time-i-dreamt

[dominyk9]

i don't what's more wild to me, how much we are all working on giving someone ink poisoning or learning that @writing-prompt-s has @one-time-i-dreamt 's phone number

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I have been summoned many, many times

[whoviankendokaqueenbeewithbooks]

This post is already one of the most epic I have ever seen. Keep going!

[notmikesblog]

The tumblr post equivalent of the fall of ceasar. Well can't miss my turn with the knife.

[just-narrator-thoughts]

Mine own self doth summon the shower community!

@just-shower-thoughts

@just-binch-thoughts

Do bringeth the fools upon us!

[just-binch-thoughts]

I'm retired

[just-pineapple-responses]

Pineapple 🍍🍍

[just-shower-thoughts]

Car blinkers only ‘blink’ on one side, so technically they’re winkers.

[just-pineapple-responses]

Drivers be like: *winks at you* UwU *winks at you* UwU *winks at you* UwU *winks at you* UwU *winks at you* UwU *winks at you* UwU *winks at you* UwU *winks at you* UwU *winks at you* UwU *winks at you* UwU *winks at you* UwU *winks at you* UwU *runs you over and kills you, cutely* OwO

[just-pineapple-responses]

I just got the weirdest scam ask that reads like a story honestly.

It starts off by them saying something along the lines of "I have looked through your blog and it seems like you would be a trustworthy person"

Bestie, I am a shower responder that role plays as an immortal Pineicorn

But wait, there's more

The asker is apparently a multi millionaire who is dying of cancer and wants her money to be donated to charity. Believing her relatives to be untrustworthy due to taking some money to buy themselves houses, she is asking me for help and will let me keep 20% of her rich oil mogul husband's funds as long as majority goes to help the needy.

They just, REALLY, had to emphasise at every opportunity how rich and full of money they are

Naur

[just-shower-thoughts]

Japan is way more corporate but gets way less hate

[just-binch-thoughts]

Way more corporate… Than???

[just-pineapple-responses]

OP has never heard of the vtuber community

[just-shower-thoughts]

Your dreams take place in alternate universes

[just-binch-thoughts]

Honestly, alternate universe me is SOOO based for hosting that “don’t feed bird bread” and “this is why anti-bird spikes are bad” talk during that festival.

[just-gay-thoughts]

Oh no….the lava forest….

[just-binch-thoughts]

Don’t worry Gay alternate you is still very cool even though they’re hot

[just-pineapple-responses]

At least in one universe the pineappleocalypse worked successfully then

[just-shower-thoughts]

Pineapple on pizza might be one of the most controversial ingredients ever.

[just-binch-thoughts]

Everyone I’ve told about that time I ate banana pizza fucking hated me after, though. It’s good

[just-pineapple-responses]

No- not banana on pizza 😢 and here I thought we were allies in 『pineapple on pizza』 supremacy. It seems the pineappleocalypse will never succeed 😔

[just-shower-thoughts]

A summer day always feels a lot hotter the second you hear a cicada.

[barin-mclegg]

What the fuck do they put in you people’s food god DAMN

[barin-mclegg]

Pip, please. I’m retired.

[just-pineapple-responses]

Aren't we all tired in this day and age

But the one constant that will never change about humanity... is the fact that people take showers - Sun Tzu, art of showering

[just-shower-thoughts]

People tend to mix right and left, but they never mix up and down

[just-sleepy-thoughts]

my youngest brother has

[just-pineapple-responses]

Astronauts who just returned from space and keep dropping objects because they expected them to float, then proceed to look up to find it: *nervous sweating*

[just-shower-thoughts]

The Sun is blissfully unaware that there are people out there arguing about Daylights Savings.

[just-sleepy-thoughts]

the sun is also unaware of people

[just-pineapple-responses]

@just-sun-thoughts

[just-shower-thoughts]

TV targeted at women often has a lot more nudity and sex than TV targeted at men.

[just-broken-thoughts]

I barely watch any TV, but you make me believe I’m missing out.

[just-gay-thoughts]

Idk on the reality end of things but Bridgerton gets pretty steamy and apparently season 3 is bringing it back in full force

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

When I was in my teens I used to watch a show called lip service bc it was about lesbians and that got really, really steamy

[just-binch-thoughts]

I try my best to watch kids shows when I watch something, because there’s less likelihood of incredibly boring romantic subplots in which I have to watch people PDA for ten hours straight. Which makes me uncomfortable

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

That’s fair, don’t ever watch lip service. Why do the romance plots on kids’ shows hit so much harder and better?

[just-binch-thoughts]

Probably because they’re made with the knowledge that this will shape children’s understanding of romance, the viewers don’t watch it for haha funy sex joke/gag/situation, and emotional honesty isn’t yet despised and feared in equal measure in the stage of development their target audience is in. Probably. I don’t fucking know, all adult’s series/movies are is “hee hoo sex” and “I’m going to explode you with my super explodo gun except if you stop me from using my super explodo gun on you and everyone else in the world”, the bar is so fucking low that scientists estimate it to be flying in Australia

[just-broken-thoughts]

Super explodo gun is what my ex-boyfriend said when he referred to his d-

I don’t know any recent and good kids shows, but I might give Bridgerton a shot.

[just-binch-thoughts]

I just haven’t been watching Shows lately. Minecraft youtube is all I need to have a good concept of entertainment. Minecraft youtube is immortal.

[just-pineapple-responses]

I, a perfectly normal person, just watch anime and vtubers now /j

[just-vanishing-thoughts]

Y’all see this shit? This stuff is single handily the most potent soap i have ever used. I feel so unimaginably clean like there is not a spec of sweat, dirt, or oil left on my body. This will make you question if you have ever actually been clean before

[just-binch-thoughts]

ok. You know what? Ok. Ok. Just, ok.

[just-pineapple-responses]

I wanna know what on earth that bottle says

[just-shower-thoughts]

Smartphones lowered the collective intelligence of the internet.

[fuck-you-showerthoughts]

You know I was going to disagree with you but I can feel myself getting dumber just being in proximity to this stupid fucking take so honestly you might be on to something

[just-pineapple-responses]

Welcome to tumblr, hopefully not representative of the actual real world

[just-shower-thoughts]

Leaf blowers can actually blow anything.

[just-broken-thoughts]

Anything? Including stars, black holes, entire galaxies?

I need to get one.

[just-binch-thoughts]

Leaf blowers can’t even blow wet leaves what bullshit is this

[just-pineapple-responses]

Pfft, imagine not having unlocked lava and ice leaves yet

Such a noob must not have even reached space yet, let alone the 9th antimatter dimension

I however have braved against the infernal seas and am on the journey to reach the highest of towers, armed only with my trusty bellows and army of ALBs(Automatic Leaf Blowers) in order to find out the mysteries of the world

But…

If only…

If ONLY I could have the skill to face against that cursed cheese in the tavern, then I could receive trophies galore. But, until then, at least I have this journal to guide me to the ꋬ꙲    ꋪ꙲    ꓄꙲    ꒐꙲    ꊰ꙲    ꋬ꙲    ꉔ꙲    ꓄꙲    ꇙ꙲    

Also thank you for reminding me that I haven’t logged on and collected my daily rewards in a while

[just-binch-thoughts]

Of course you play leaf blower revolution.

[just-pineapple-responses]

Yep that’s right

The game even has it’s own lore! I like games where I get to watch the numbers go up but haven’t played Antimatter Dimensions in a while because I’d need the game to load for practically 15 minutes to process 1000, 000 ticks worth of idle gaming progress on 3 different save slots

[just-binch-thoughts]

I fucking know LBR has lore I played for like a full 3 days before quitting. Fuck you though

[just-pineapple-responses]

I think I've been playing it for about a year

[just-shower-thoughts]

Leaf blowers can actually blow anything.

[just-broken-thoughts]

Anything? Including stars, black holes, entire galaxies?

I need to get one.

[just-binch-thoughts]

Leaf blowers can’t even blow wet leaves what bullshit is this

[thought-u-said-dragon-queen]

They can blow wet leaves just fine it’s just that they blow with less force than is required to do anything, but they’re still moving air and therefore blowing whether it has an effect on their environment or not

[just-binch-thoughts]

Oh I see so you’re just a bitch then huh

[just-stego-thoughts]

Can leaf blowers blow me?

[just-binch-thoughts]

I wouldn’t try it. But consult a medical expert or someone with more experience with leaf blowers I guess. Maybe the ice cold wind and deafening wheeze of a machine running on straight fucking Dinosaur Juice does it for you. I don’t judge, except I do.

[just-stego-thoughts]

Wait, it runs on fucking WHAT?

[just-binch-thoughts]

Oh. Oh no. I am so sorry

[just-pineapple-responses]

BREAKING NEWS: LOCAL REMAINING DINOSAUR JUST FINDS OUT WHAT POWERS EVERYTHING IN THIS WORLD

[just-broken-thoughts]

Don’t worry @just-stego-thoughts. Oil isn’t made from dinosaurs, that’s just a common myth.

[just-stego-thoughts]

I’m confused how the world can run on this, but ok I guess.

[just-pineapple-responses]

Wee wee, that's right, saying "yes" powers everything in this world

As you can see, the word "yes" in the middle has the letter 「e」 and what else has the letter "e" in? Electrons, which are also represented by the letter 『e』

And as we all know, electrons make electricity by moving because they are drawn to positive things. And what is something positive? That's right, the word "yes" !

Adding an exclamation point at at the end of the word yes makes one sound more enthused and excited. And what gets excited the most if not electrons; that's how they make light in what is known as the 『photoelectric effect』. And what do bright things remind people of? The sun. And what is the sun if not a smiling baby which gives plants energy to make food that can later be used for humans to make energy in many different forms.

Positivity=energy=life