Another One

Yep you guessed it, yet another response blog. Welcome! She/they (wont respond to any rp asks rn)

[miniangel]

me straight out of the womb

[bifrosted-flakes]

I’m not sure how widespread it was so this may be common knowledge or completely unknown idk but I must tell this story. So maybe 5 or 6 years ago there was a bunch of people who decided that they just absolutely *hated* the shower thoughts blog so they would make side blogs called stuff like “fuckshowerthoughts” and “just-idiot-thoughts” and harass them in every post they made. After a while they got bored and more people were making blogs with names like “just-dog-thoughts” or “just-hat-thoughts” and they would post shower thoughts style nonsense but from the pov of a dog or hat or whatever. Eventually this mutated so far that it became completely divorced from shower thoughts at all and just became a mass roleplay. Lots of people used special fonts, text colors, and typing quirks in their posts and everyone used the same picrew maker for their pfps. Fun times.

Anyways. Devils sacrament moment this blog used to be called just-tree-thoughts and it was a whole bunch of this

[just-binch-thoughts]

I don't know how to feel about this.

[just-petty-thoughts]

I do. Not telling you guys though.

[just-shower-thoughts]

“Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned” is the original “bitches be crazy”

[just-gay-thoughts]

Only if it cut off before scorned.

[just-petty-thoughts]

Scorned bitches be crazy

[just-shower-thoughts]

Facebook ruined this generation; it gave the youth an inflated ego and sense of entitlement that we are now seeing them in college protesting and being offended at everything.

[just-gay-thoughts]

How dare they excerisw their right to protest and openly state their opinions that I don’t agree with

[just-petty-thoughts]

Man that probably wasn’t even Facebook if you’re talking about college age people now

[just-shower-thoughts]

There are millions of people who have forgotten “the game” for years and just lost it

[just-gay-thoughts]

@just-petty-thoughts

[just-petty-thoughts]

I EXPECT THIS FROM BAST BUT NOT YOU, BETRAYAL

[just-shower-thoughts]

The bread knife is the least washed utensil

[just-gay-thoughts]

Yall aren’t washing your bread knofe?

[just-petty-thoughts]

You really should be washing your bread knofe

[bathtub-bastard]

I believe the intent was because the bread knife is the least used utensil.

[just-petty-thoughts]

That’s not true either though. There are utensils I use less than the bread knife

[just-shower-thoughts]

The bread knife is the least washed utensil

[just-gay-thoughts]

Yall aren’t washing your bread knofe?

[just-petty-thoughts]

You really should be washing your bread knofe

[just-shower-thoughts]

It’s weird how it’s become trendy to be broken.

[just-broken-thoughts]

Don’t look at me…

[just-binch-thoughts]

Trendy? Sure, maybe the kids think they should have 2000 mental illnesses, but I’m pretty sure most of it is just people being able to more openly talk about their issues, which is A GOOD THING. Trendy. For fuck’s sake, processing shit isn’t a fucking trend.

[just-petty-thoughts]

Trendy? I was trendy once. They locked me in a room-

[just-shower-thoughts]

The other side of your skin is wet

[just-petty-thoughts]

Ew, god, you pulled me out of my hibernation with this, what the fuck man I was having a lovely day, I didn’t need reminding of this goddamn

[just-shower-thoughts]

You’ve never seen every single frame of a movie in one sitting.

[bathtub-bastard]

Skill issue. I pause the film every time I need to blink. If I’m not able to pause it, I simply demand it to be played in 2.9 fps so as to not miss any frames.

For those curious, based on averages(1), you miss about 8 frames every time you blink. Over the course of a 2 hour film, you would lose about 11,520 frames, or 8 minutes, to blinking.

(1) Blinks last about a third of a second. The average person blinks 12 times per second. Most films have a frame rate of 24 fps.

[just-petty-thoughts]

I just don’t blink when watching a film.

[stevebucky-deactivated20221119]

[catgirl-greatsword]

its wednesday

[thecrimerat]

Irrelevant

[just-petty-thoughts]

End of my rope tuesday wednesday

[just-shower-thoughts]

Eating shredded cheese is seen as strange, yet cheese sticks are a normal snack

[just-gay-thoughts]

Yes. They’re different forms of cheese. Therefore they have different connotations with how you eat them.

[just-binch-thoughts]

They shouldn’t though. Eat whatever cheese you desire. Go forth and devour.

[just-gay-thoughts]

Gonna melt myself into a vat of cheese

[just-haiku-responses]

Okay I have seen, /

multiple people eat it, /

grated cheese that is. /

[just-petty-thoughts]

I eat grated cheese regularly

[just-haiku-responses]

I wonder if it’s, /

just a British thing to do. /

we have both done it. /

[just-petty-thoughts]

All I know is cheese is my favourite food ever, and I will eat it in any form. Though only some cheese. Stinky ones and most goopy ones I dislike. Big up hard cheeses tho, and some softer ones

[just-shower-thoughts]

Eating shredded cheese is seen as strange, yet cheese sticks are a normal snack

[just-gay-thoughts]

Yes. They’re different forms of cheese. Therefore they have different connotations with how you eat them.

[just-binch-thoughts]

They shouldn’t though. Eat whatever cheese you desire. Go forth and devour.

[just-gay-thoughts]

Gonna melt myself into a vat of cheese

[just-haiku-responses]

Okay I have seen, /

multiple people eat it, /

grated cheese that is. /

[just-petty-thoughts]

I eat grated cheese regularly

[just-gay-thoughts]

Local girl did just dance as a workout and now her hip hurts

[just-gay-thoughts]

Local girl came here for a good time and honestly is feeling very attacked rn

[just-h3nry-thoughts]

Is your hip trying to forecast the weather ot someþing?

[just-gay-thoughts]

No that's my knees sometimes

[just-h3nry-thoughts]

And now my left knee's hurting. Just when I have to cycle home.

[just-gay-thoughts]

Karma

[just-binch-thoughts]

Local girl is your hop still hurting. Do I need to send a replacement?

[just-petty-thoughts]

A replacement hop?

[just-shower-thoughts]

Sometimes big boobs are great, sometimes small boobs are great. Boobs in general are great.

[just-royal-thoughts]

For once, you’re right

Boobs are great, I have boobs, I love boobs

Boobs

[just-binch-thoughts]

Mayhaps u r gae?

[just-royal-thoughts]

No way

Me?

A raging lesbian?

Gay???

Insanity

[just-binch-thoughts]

Ur right…

Sorry

[fuck-fuck-you-showerthoughts]

i wish i had em

[just-binch-thoughts]

I’d say you can have mine but I’ve already promised them to 3 different people and at least one of them can find this post with ease

[just-shower-thoughts]

When you get married, you start having sex with a family member.

[just-petty-thoughts]

Please, it’s too late for this bullshit

[stevebucky-deactivated20221119]

[catgirl-greatsword]

its wednesday

[thecrimerat]

Irrelevant

[just-petty-thoughts]

End of my rope tuesday wednesday