idk @fuck-the-cis-tem - Tumblr Blog

"tumblr's the only social media without algorithms!" "you can still be anonymous on tumblr!" "tumblr's so nice because you don't have to show your face!" WRONG tumblr is special because you can have 3000 followers and still get an average of seven likes a post. i'm doing stand up comedy at a packed venue and one person is laughing

sexchangedotcom

youre right im sorry beautiful

taste-in-music

Hold up I've got a collection in progress

milfzatannaz

having a cat is so miraculous. this little guy wants to sleep in my bed with me and purr on my chest. it’s his favorite hobby. no one told him to do that he just Loves His Mommy

milfzatannaz

nevermind he’s extremely naughty and has terrorized multiple people this morning

cicadaland

topping is actually gayer than bottoming because like the top is the one who's deciding again and again to put his dick in another man. The other guy could just be chilling. For all we know

apocalypse-arising

walerihq

vulcanette-deactivated20260506

mothercain-deactivated20231124

god created man to be penetrated

mothercain-deactivated20231124

i posted this with violence and the crucifixion in mind and you hussies are talking about anal

mothercain-deactivated20231124

me when i lie

toastpotent-deactivated20250619

"i fucked your wife"/"i'm having sex with your wife"/"i'm cucking you": comedy

"i'm helping your wife with household chores"/"i'm taking your wife out to a nice dinner and show after she's had a long day at work"/"i'm bonding with your children over family gatherings": peak comedy

Transcendent comedy

It's over

today is video games’s birthday.

wheel-skellington

Happy birthday videogames

ubuyo

whyenn-reader

Im not saying it should be illegal to own more than two properties. I'm saying there should be a lengthy screening process in which you have to prove that the next property you're aqquiring will be used by you or loved ones at least x time of a year. I think it should be immensely legally complicated to aquire more than two properties. I don't think they should let you get a third one if you just want to rent it out. I think they should shoot you with a gun for that. Housing is not a buisness and it should be heavily regulated and I'm not joking about it. What the fuck does an average private person need more than a house and maybe a summer house for. They should take away the right to own numerous properties and im not even joking when I say it. You should get HRT on demand btw.