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Ek sardar apni unparh maa se phone pe

Ek sardar apni unparh maa se phone pe: Maa mein sunday ko pakistan aa raha hon Maa: Wah potar looki jahaz te aande ne . . tu sunday te awain ga.

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Ek baap apni beti se beti tum nd kbi

Ek baap apni beti se: beti tum nd kbi koi aisa kaam kya h js se mera sir ooncha hua ho?Beti: yad karen papa ek bar maine apke sir k neche 3 takiye rakhy thy.

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Im looking for the man who shot my paw

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This is Heaven This old man and old

This is Heaven This old man and old woman (husband and wife) die and go to heaven. There, St. Peter gives them the ..

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My no is changd Plz note my New no

My no. is changd. Plz note my New no. is 100, plz call me 2 comfrm. Mera naukar uthaye to 2-4 galiya de dena. Bada kamina hai, apne aap ko Police kehta hai....

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Ek Sardar Tha ha ha ha ha Us ke 2

Ek Sardar Tha: ha ha ha ha Us ke 2 bachy they Woh Rozana Kaam per jata tha Buhaat Mahanti tha . . . . . . Had ho gai Uper Hansa diya Tha na Ab Bass Yaar.

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No one is too young for love because

No one is too young for love, because love doesn

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5 Sardar aur 1 Pathan Helicopter ki

5 Sardar aur 1 Pathan Helicopter ki Rassi se latke Huwe thay. . . Pilot ne kaha Load ziyada hai 1 fard ko Koodna hoga, Yeh sun kar Pathan ne kaha K Rassi Ko Chorne Ki Qurbani Mai Daita Hun! . . . . Ye Sun Kar Saray Sardar Taalian Bajane Lage....

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Do you know what really amazes me about

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Sardar ko uski wife ne apne boobs suck

Sardar ko uski wife ne apne boobs suck kerne ko kaha, Sardar thodi der chusne k baad ronay laga.. Sardarni,

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Anti Misba k Gharelo Totkey Agar kisi

Anti Misba k Gharelo Totkey: Agar kisi din aap ko Khudkushi karni ho, To Pankhe se latak k khudkushi kr lein. Latkne se pehle ye zaror dekh lein k Pankha TABEL FAN wala ho.

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Sardarji got the fourth child He fills

Sardarji got the fourth child. He fills data in the birth certificate. Mother: Sikh. Father: Sikh. Kid: Chinese. How come you write Chinese when both parents are Sikh? Aah, read a newspaper, it says that every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese.

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Principal asked PreM Why r u late all

Principal asked PreM:Why r u late?all ur classmates came to d class on tymI rplied:

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Teacher Test yaad hai Student Miss me

Teacher:Test yaad hai? Student:Miss me Jaise hi prhne betha to light chali gai,baad mein is dar se parhne nahi betha, k kahin meri waja se phir light na chali jay.

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Ek Bacha paida hoty he nurse sy boola

Ek Bacha paida hoty he nurse sy boola..! Mobile hia kia Nurse.. Haan hai.. lakin tu kia kary ga.. Bacha.. khuch nahi bas God ko miss call karnii hai k main pohanch giya hon:-p:D

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AIK POLICE INSPECTER APNI BARAT WALI

AIK POLICE INSPECTER APNI BARAT WALI CAR MAIN BETHA LARKI WALOON KI TARAF JARAHA THA PECHAY BARATIAN KI BUS ARAHEE THE .................... POLICE INSPECTER NAY APNAY SATHI KO CALL KAR KAY KAHA KAY AIK BUS HUMARA BARI DAIR SAY PECHA KAR RAHEE HAY ISAY ROO

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Teacher to Pathan Make a sentence in

Teacher to Pathan: Make a sentence in which one word is repeated twice. Pathan: If aLara Dutta marries Brain Lara, She will become Lara Lara.... Bolo Tararara