[charli-xcx]

TESSA THOMPSON & BRIE LARSON ACE Comic Con Panel, 2019

[metalhearted]

This guy loves this job!

[kiss-me-im-irish-baby-blog]

This dude needs an Oscar lol like holy shit when he eats that chicks head!! That just sold it for me I laughed way too much lolol

[sleepyai-deactivated20251211]

im wheezing omg

[colt-kun]

A+

[faidflourite]

As someone who used to make these suits, let me actually break it down one further. The face has to be controlled by slipping your hand out of one of the sleeves and up through the neck. Not only does this person have great control of the facial expressions, but they’re able to swap between control hands almost seamlessly (you’ll notice in the first part they’re using the left hand for facial expressions, in the group photo, they’re using the right). They have awesome control, this is seriously such a well-constructed suit and skilled person controlling it.

[hungry-like-virginia-woolf]

Are you sure it’s not just a bear

[spiroandthelacktones]

Puppeteers are so great

[peopledontalwayssuck]

also props to the costume designer, because those expressions are too much

[catchymemes]

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[jaspurr]

the best thing about this is that when there’s plenty of resources, domesticated cats will naturally form colonies. in these colonies female cats raise their kittens communally with their kin. so you get situations where moms will raise kittens with their daughters from a previous litter, cats from the same litter will raise kittens together, etc. so not only does this little old kitty see her human as family, she is also excited to help her with her kitten.

[heartsaidnoibat]

Making friends with people from other countries is so crazy. I sent my group chat a Big Bird gif.

And this one girl says, “why isn’t he blue?”

I’m like, the fuck you mean??

So today I learned that in the Dutch version of Sesame Street, they do, in fact, have a blue Big Bird.

I was baffled by this so I went on Muppets Wiki and guess what.

In Mexico, Big Bird is green and his name is Abelardo.

Turkish Big Bird (aka Minik Kus) is apparently fucking orange.

This looks like a fuckin alternate universe or smth. I can’t.

[ace-of-clovers]

[osterfields-deactivated20181007]

guys my mom’s new boyfriend is trying to be supportive of me being a trans guy and he said “i got you a gift, a boy gift”

it’s a mountain dew nascar trucker hat. i wanna scream, like it’s nice he got me a gift and it’s nice he’s trying but…. I wanna Sc r EAM

[thisboyinabinder]

Guys drink MOUNTAIN DEW

And drive

N ASC AR

And wear

Tr u ck hA ts

[crjdedicated]

[buckbisexualbitch]

i love parental figures who try especially straight cis men who like dont know shit but theyre like oh boy? i know boy things. heres a boy item for you, a freshly declared boy. welcome to the club :)

[t-i-g-g-s]

Starring Din “Didn’t Even Remotely Sign Up For This” Djarin as ‘Mand’alor the Reluctant’, ‘Mand’alor the Uncomfortable’, or perhaps ‘Mand’alor the Paternal’

He has no idea how it came to this

[hoffstrahm]

Look i get the destiel subtext fun I DO. But I truly think it’s more hilarious to think that Misha was the only one in that room full of straight white men who knew what a “bear” was and was just kinda laughing inside the whole time knowing how it would be interpreted

[batteredshoes]

January 20, 2021

[ijustpeedalittlebit]

I hate that I fully understand this

[pissvortex]

just remembered my favorite ben shapiro own of all time which is when he was debating a transgender woman on dr. drew and he made a point to misgender her as many times as possible in a single sentence so she put her hand on the back of his neck like she was picking up a kitten, looked him dead in the eyes, and said “cut it out or you’ll be leaving here in an ambulance”

shapiro started immediately sniveling about civility in political debate like the little cockroach he is but not a single person in the room would back him up

[pissvortex]

[busket]

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[eggrollie-blog]

art has been hard lately but i made this banana today and its probably the height of my ability and i am ready now

[eggrollie-blog]

UPDATE…………………… smaller

[tenrhettwoods]

talented banana man

[laughingfish]

you fools…..while you studied the blade………..I studied banana

[sebastiandebeste-archive-deacti]

in fifth grade i drew anime george washington

[grawly]

[dualclock]

EPILEPSY AD WARNING

To my pals with epilepsy, or any other form of photosensitivity, THIS AD FLASHES RAPIDLY UPON ACTIVATING ITS ANIMATION and its actively dangerous.

This is as far as I could scroll down without triggering the flash. If you see the womans face, stop scrolling and do what you need to do to avoid triggering the flash.

@staff @support This ad needs to be removed. It poses a threat to photosensitive/flash-sensitive individuals and epileptic folks.

[fuckepilepsy]

Thanks for the alert!

[itsnotvinebutitsfine]

| That’s…. not how that works

[leupagus]

This woman deserves an oscar

[it-is-a-mystery]

same energy

[greia]

Transcript:

Person in scrubs: This was a conversation I had while working at a retail pharmacy.

Person in scrubs: Hi ma’am, how can I help you today?

Customer: [rude, sounding bored] I need to refill my birth control.

Scrubs: Sure, let me check on that. Hm, it looks like you’re a little early. Did the doctor change the way you’re taking it?

Customer: [snidely] No, he told me exactly how to take it and that’s exactly how I’m taking it.

Scrubs: Okay, why don’t you tell me how you’re taking it, and I’ll make sure we wrote the correct directions the first time.

Customer: [rudely] I take one every morning at 8 AM, and so does my boyfriend.

Scrubs: [long pause, blinking] What?

[luthorchickv2]

I am shrieking with laughter but only because if I don’t laugh I will burst into tears. 

[chantalart6]

[cowboy]

I hate having anxiety because it causes me to say "I have anxiety" to others to explain my impeded daily function which is the cringiest thing ever

[cowboy]

someone will ask me why im doing something counterintuitive and I will reply that I have anxiety but emotionally I just communicated that I sound like I love Harry Potter and twenty-one pilots

[evenmyhivemindisempty]

Onion headlines, Mandalorian style!!

[loumandliker]

cats are like. i am very small and have cute little triangle ears. also locking me out of the bathroom is a hate crime