[leoreturns-deactivated20110811]

[tumboner]

leoreturns:

I have been waiting all year to post this.

omg

[merspers]

This has been in my queue for months.

[fuckedndstupid]

only fucking w latins from now on i need someone who can dance

[psychoactivism-deactivated20230]

[dolli33]

i wish i had somewhere to go like i dont feel safe anywhere

[thegothbutcher]

[thisfileiscorrupted]

you are meeting me in a really suicidal time of my life

[armthearmour]

A Longsword with a side ring,

OaL: 53.1 in/135 cm

Blade Length: 43.5 in/110.5 cm

Western Europe, 15th-16th century, housed at the Hermitage Musuem, St. Petersburg.

[givemearmstopraywith]

it’s because you’re always on that damn cigarette

[mastergir]

It is with a heavy heart that I must announce my resignation from my position in sexual congress.

[7151915]

[loveridden1999]

mutual who'll never let go of that one manga they read as a teen

[cryptotheism]

Listen kitten, mommy REALLY needs to caramelize four pounds of onions in a huge pot. Mommy isn't sure if this is a sex thing for her just yet but she will keep you updated.

[joelpersels]

[prettyypenguin]

I feel like my life would be a lot better if I was given a scythe and a murder of crows that follows me everywhere I go

[cryptotheism]

I thought English was difficult to learn and today I learned about Urdu

[cryptotheism]

like what do you mean you have two different registers, one with a reverse word order AND station-based honorific conjugations

[main-battle-tank]

[precariouspuppy]

i love putting on perfume to sit at home in my pajamas. im cute and soft AND i smell good :D