note: hello friends! since finals are over and i am officially free from school until next year— i just thought of sharing with you all some of the VAs that got me through hell week (and through life in general)
this is honestly a recommendation list for anyone who enjoys audio porn OR wants to get into it. a lot of the VAs listed mainly are targeted to fem!listeners, some do have their occasional [M4A] tag
anyways— hopefully this can be fun to scroll through, happy listening!
──★ ♪⋆. AugustintheWinter
28k Karma 43 FREE nsfw
starting off strong with a community fav— if you didn’t already know about august or have been sleeping on him— WAKE TF UP, bc your auditory experience is about to be elevated by 10000%
PLOT WITHIN PORN, patience is rewarding. a lot of his audios extend from 30-50mins, this is like if a bomb ass 500,000 worded fic could be made into audio format (which is funny bc he does voice overs for smut books) IMMERSIVE SOUND QUALITY, honey, you are IN whatever world you’re listening to. and above all else— his VOICE ACTING is so natural and serious (??)— you can tell the amount of thought and effort this man puts into his audios.
i wish he was more active, he posts once a month at most 😭 do give him a chance if you haven’t already!
──★ ♪⋆. BloomingVA
47k Karma 28 FREE nsfw/sfw
oh lordyyy i need him. similarly to august, the quality all around is top notch. he’s BRAZILIAN, speaks english and portuguese, a lot of his audios are bilingual but he does have two full portuguese audio, which include english translations!
his themes are slightly on the darker side [DUBCON/CNC], so heed the tags before indulging in case
his most recent post was two weeks ago! it’s a mini but maybe it’ll inspire you to dive into his page :)
──★ ♪⋆. Lustful_Crunch
51k Karma 133 FREE nsfw
literally my husband guys ☺️. his audios are so cozy and sexy, such a gentle lover. he speaks danish and spanish on top of english with an accent.
his most recent post was 3 days ago— it’s amazing to me that he’s been active for 11 years!! a lot of his content is “friends to lovers” trope and “slippery slope”— so if you’re a sucker for that then— what are you waiting for?!
his audience tags are consistently [M4A-4F] and i think his only (free) [M4M] audio was his first ever post. he also has a sfw youtube channel where it consists of hours long sleep aids and him nerding out about chess (so cuteee)
i think i visit his page the most, he’s just so boyfriend coded :3
──★ ♪⋆. Kataribe かたりべ
NSFW website
alright, not sure if his youtube even counts as sfw with how much he can get away with… but i digress!
he speaks full japanese but his videos do include english translations. his sound quality is crisppp, i get so tingly every time i listen to him. i don’t know if this is even something i should warn about (??) but lotssss of ear licking
whether or not you like that, up to you!
in his nsfw website, a lot of his content is free (tutorial on sign up) however, they do not include english translation scripts. so you’re listening for the vibes!
his audios are darker on themes [RAPE/NONCON], even if you don’t understand japanese i would pay attention to tags as you dive
HONORABLE SFW MENTIONS!
──★ ♪⋆. ZSakuVA
i love this sweet, british man downnn
his storytelling??? ugh im seeing movies scenes in my mind!
i love how much thought he puts into his characters, and he even has full length series for their storylines. another all round quality voice actor.
i imagine if you haven’t heard of him before you must’ve been living under a rock because he was one of the first ever creators that got me into this community— so check him out, i promise you won’t be disappointed!
──★ ♪⋆. Before KnightFalls
if you’ve ever watched that one youtube video of Britney Broski clowning on “boyfriend ASMR” you probably might recognize this man 😭
but DISREGARD that clip because if only they knewww
knight is like a comfort VA to me. a one-shot king, there’s honestly not a scenario in the world that he HASN’T done
his rambles are so naturalistic and cuddly, i fall asleep to him often
anddd we’ve reached the end! i had fun making this and i hope you had fun reading :))
i’m not sure if this list will be updated bc im honestly pretty picky about who i listen to… but who knows!
oh! and if you guys have any other recommendations, feel free to share them with me, maybe help me expand my palette HAHA
Alternative posters for Martin (1977) that came as A5 postcard prints with the collectors’ edition DVD. The last one came as a full-sized poster that is currently framed on my wall.
Graves: … have you ever thought about if Nik didn’t like us we would’ve been dead by now?
Price: … no. Where did that come from?
Graves, shrugging: Just thought about the resources he has. Man has weapons stockpiled everywhere, every safehouse he has is loaded up like a doomsday bunker, not to mention there isn’t a vehicle or aircraft he doesn’t know how to operate
Price:
Graves: He always seems to know a guy. He’s YOUR guy when you say you know someone, but Nik has so many ‘guys’ that I wondering where he’s had the time to meet them all
Graves: Not to mention how long he’s managed to keep his identity under wraps despite pissing on every person he doesn’t vibe with. He has more enemies than ME, and I’m the worst
Price: *stares*
Graves: I just feel lucky that he loves me. And you’ve been married to him for years so you’ve definitely done something right
Price: … Phil- What have you done??
Graves: Hm?
Price: Who am I married to? A James Bond villain but minus the villain part?
Graves: More like an Austin Powers villain. He’s actually terrifying but the way he presents himself makes almost everyone he meets not take him seriously. No doubt something he does intentional
Price: Phil, you’re making me question my husband
Graves: I’m just saying-
Price: Phil I’m married to a potential super villain
Graves: Means you’re already on the winning team when the time comes when he snaps. I think I’m there but I won’t rest until there’s a ring on this finger
Price: You’re making me think about things I didn’t feel the need to think about. Phil what have you done
i learned of “Box beds” – cabinets with beds in them and, sometimes, lockable doors – were used for privacy and safety in parts of rural medieval Europe before individual bedrooms were common. They became fashionable even in homes with bedrooms and remained in use in Scotland into the 1900s (x)
