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Everyone's Friend
Teef check.
CW: Fingers in Mouth.
Your Affini took you outside to the park today, holding her hand during the walk there despite the vine latched onto the D-ring of your collar. Afterwards you two went out to eat something as you were very hungry. You had a nice lunch at the café near the park but something got stuck in your teeth and no matter what you tried it wouldn't come lose, poking with your mouth, scraping at it with your teeth and even picking with your fingers didn't work. Eventually you gave up and looked at the prettiest plant in the universe, your Mistress.
You didn't even need to ask for help as she pulled you into her lap with you facing her.
"Let me take a look, petal." she murmured a hand gently cradling the back of your head so that you couldn't move away, her eyes radiating with love and affection for you. "Please open your mouth for Mistress, little cutie~"
It was hard to disobey, why would you even want to disobey? Mistress knows best after all, right? Like a good little pet you opened your mouth and mistress began to work.
Her vine slipped inside and began to gently rub your teeth, your saliva coating the vine while it gently pried out the leftover piece of food from your teeth.
"There we go, it's gone now." She said the vine wiggling a little bit in your mouth while its soft, silky touch directly hit your gums a small moan escaped your lips and she stopped.
You wanted more, to feel her 'fingers' exploring every little inch of your mouth. "Nyeegghh.." You let out an unintelligible whine, looking up with big wide pupils at your Mistress.
“Oh? Does my little flower like this?” She asked, moving her vines away from your teeth. “Do you want those little vines of mine to go and rub allllll oooveeer your teefies?” she grinned widely, spreading to both ends of the mask and baring her thorns. “To be all helpless, needy and lost in Mistresses touch?”
The desperate little whines and whimpers that came out of your mouth only further flushed up your cheeks. your eyes kept staring at the Affini with such deliciously desperate looks in them.
But your mistress only said one thing.
“Use your wordies, petal.”
"P-pleaaaasssseee" you desperately begged, drool dribbling down your lips as the vine finally went back into your mouth, hooking behind your cheeks and pulling you closer to her mask, her hot breath lingering on your skin with every word that came out of her.
"Of course darling, all you had to do was beg."
“tea that turns you into a lizard” isn’t real, the maids just made that up so i wouldn’t drink their stupid maid tea. well guess what, i’m the princess and anything i want, i’ll have and furthermore-
ulp…
Small, cute, falls ill if the temperature or humidity isn't just right
Still seems like a princess to me
the maids were kind enough to inform the garrison, so i took the initiative to order a basking lamp to be situated in your chambers
mmm a nice warm lamp and a good rock to lay on sounds perfect right now ☺️☺️☺️
my deepest thanks you to my loyalest of knights 🦎🙂↕️
“tea that turns you into a lizard” isn’t real, the maids just made that up so i wouldn’t drink their stupid maid tea. well guess what, i’m the princess and anything i want, i’ll have and furthermore-
ulp…
Small, cute, falls ill if the temperature or humidity isn't just right
Still seems like a princess to me
I am Handler's favorite. I get to sleep at the foot of the bed, not on the bed, but that doesn't matter.
while you were busy jacking off & cumming hard. it rained outside beautifully
what do you think i was jacking off to...?
What do you expect from me
i spent a stupid amount of effort on redrawing the fuckin meme shdhghshdja
So, Gagle taught Pomni to draw:
Now she has the power to be unhinged on paper
imperial guard member in a t shirt that says “i’ve been getting into tyranids lately”
his back and thighs are covered in claw and bite marks. don’t ask why
imagine a Hive Fleet that’s just finished chowing down on a planet and is about to enter the hibernation period between meals. they settle down all sleepy and full in their hive ships and cuddle up together in big buggy piles. the enormous bio engines are purring in tune to the hivemind’s soothing collective hum, and there’s no more fight or stress for right now, only sleep.
lictor pinning you down and shoving its tendrils into your ears, and you’re assuming you’re about to die but instead of melting your brain and pulling it out the lictor just fills your head with Lesbian Images because it doesn’t speak human languages and this is the only way it can flirt with you
Whammy forteekay doodles
From /r/tyranids:
God I LOVE weird little six year olds. Someone please get her a wee ripper costume immediately.
Thinking about my old hounds.
I once had a Hound that enjoyed the thrill of a gun in its mouth. It really liked revolvers, watching the wheel spin slowly as I pull the hammer back, muzzle sitting on the tongue it let hang out of an open and wide smiling mouth. It wasn’t in a small caliber, it could see the lead and copper of the hollow point rounds inching closer to the breach, so close to being ready to send it off with a literal bang. It giggled at me when I would inch back a bit, but then I’d just pull the hammer back and the click would usually make it shut up. It loved when I did that, I could see it in the way it trembled.
There was never a primer in those bullets, but it never knew that. It didn’t need to, and I didn’t plan on wasting a good hound. I miss that one.
I also miss the revolver I let it keep when it went out on its last patrol. That was a good fucking handgun, dammit!
Flustered Froggy
I was able to just fit all ten photos in
if stuck in a tight spot, you can lez out with friendly or hostile lizards