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making other people cum is lowkey a little more fun to me than cumming

the amazing digital circus is a show about empathy and what it does to you if you go too long without a support system so the show starts with sympathizing with Pomni (the most empathetic person, easy), ep2 is empathizing with an NPC in a game (no flaws), ep3 is empathizing with a man who has dementia, ep4 is empathizing with someone who annoys you when they're unmasking, ep5 is asking you to empathize with a rich white woman and so on....

so it all works up to the empathy boss - a bush era edgelord millenial trans girl who thinks she's Max from Sam & Max and is inherently unworthy of love

and some people failed the empathy test

animentality

emptyovenboy

@funnier-as-a-feedist

funnier-as-a-feedist

Posts that are funnier as a feedist

I thought this blog and its residents might appreciate the thematics of my new keys hehe

#mechposting #handlerposting #ac6 #armored core 6 #handler/hound #handler walter

hound-maera

Reading WARHOUND like:

*Sex scene* "Hot, but I'll keep it in my pants"

*Handler manipulating Artemis* "AWOOOO WOOF WOOF WOOF I NEED TO BE MANIPULATED BY AN EVIL WOMAN ARF ARF ARF"

dragosballz

movie called technically blonde where she goes to trade school instead

inertial-reel

No but you don't understand. Rocking up to Welding class with 100% barbie pink tools is such a POWER MOVE.

"Jeremy, I'd really like my orbital sander back ^_^"

"... didn't know it was yours..."

(Legit excited, no sarcasm) "Someone ELSE has the original Box 20-Volt Brushless Cordless Detail Sander with Dust Management?!?!?!?!"

"...no..."

Teacher walking up like "Miss Woods, is that a nail file"

(Elle, blasting compressed air to get rid of the nail file sand)

"Actually, its an emery board. But yes! :D It's a finer grit than what we have, and I've always found these easier to handle"

"...Ok, fair enough."

Elle making friends with the 6 year old daughter of one of her classmates. (Child care ain't cheap, I get it. Bring your kid to class)

Elle learning how to drive a forklift/motorcycle/semi-truck

Elle giving an impromptu lecture in the break room about what gifts to give their wives/girlfriends/mothers

Fucking laser cut "bless this mess" sign on her locker (I lied. It would totally be live, laugh, laser)

Elle's car breaks down and 20+ dudes coming out to show her how to fix it. (And realizing her mechanic is ripping her off)

Every single guy in the building filled with instant despair when she gets with one of the butch lesbians in the program.

Gimme plzzz

kla1991

Proposal: She takes her car to a mechanic and it's beat for beat like the original movie scene at the dress shop, where the mechanic *tries* to rip her off and she nods along and then eviscerates her with precise technical details.

The rest of Elle's class now shun that mechanics' shop and tell everyone else to as well, so that place ends up going out of businesss, which allows someone else in the class to open up a sparkling pink and perfectly trustworthy shop of his own.

butch-king-frankenstein

We need to start sexualizing the janitor's jumpsuit as the butch equivalent of the maid's uniform

traegorn

That thing where the coveralls are unzipped and the arms are tied around their waist like a belt...

boringkate

There's never been a better time to put your entire hand inside a tgirl's butthole.

shegayonmygirl

waitress waitress, more girls with very small dicks please!!!

shegayonmygirl

waitress waitress!! please make fun of how small it is!! and make sure you mix some praise in too!! call her dick cute and tiny and pathetic ok waitress?? pretty please??

shegayonmygirl

waitress!! waitress are you bigger than her? yes? splendid!! splendid!! waitress!! please compare your dick to hers and show her how pathetic and tiny and adorable she is next to yours!! thank you waitress we love you waitress!!

starlingsongs-deactivated201608

Knowing that trans women of color started the movement in the united states and were literally immediately erased and excluded from what they started is the most deeply jading knowledge.

It is the original sin of the so-called queer community and it damns it from the cradle.

starlingsongs-deactivated201608

no white gay boy will ever reblog this, watch:

lesbian-mimikyu

no white gay will reblog this

queerfemme

no white lgb person will reblog this

lgbtqkidsrock

Without Stonewall, without the efforts of Marsha P. Johnson and Sylvia Rivera, the LGBTQ Community wouldn’t be where it is today. Don’t forget the roots, don’t forget the catalyst.

cyberlesbiab-deactivated2021052

and then TERFs wanna be like, “hmm well the LGBT community existed before Stonewall!”

but like…Becky, of course LGBTQ+ people existed before Stonewall. We’ve all existed since the beginning of time. But the movement got a shock to its senses, a jump-start, a rocket-into-space when that glass shattered via Marsha P. Johnson, and when Sylvia Rivera was up on-stage protesting guess who was on the sidelines heckling her?

The same fuckers who won’t ever reblog or acknowledge this

bitterbearsf

My apologies to the original poster as I photo captured this post to add to the thread-I reposted this last year for pride and expect to repost it every year I have left-it’s our history people.

internutter

Marsha P. Johnson allegedly died of suicide in 1992, and her death was never investigated. Even I, a mere prole, could catch the “she was murdered” vibes from the circumstances surrounding the discovery of her body.

Without a trans black woman, LGBT+ rights would not exist. Never forget. Never “pay it no mind”.

R E M E M B E R

green-mansion

Por'la Yujin

posting my 40k stuff here, starting with the earliest artworks of the first tau OC I drew. The first one is kinda outdated (design wise) but I still want to show it...

sort of tau who's not good at facial expressions🥺