10,000 wasps

come outside

[fuckfacefred]

hey fuck why are you facing fred

kys

[fuckfacefred]

hey fred why are you fucking faces

don't finger the hand that bites you 😉

[politician-man-says-stuff]

Hello everybody on the great Internet! My first message: Gay sex.

[consultingdemiwitch]

Omg hi Mr politician! Would love to learn more about this gay sex campaign I feel like it aligns with my political ideals a lot

[politician-man-says-stuff]

Glad to see that you're taking an interest in the causes I'm campaigning for! Here's a link to my website where you can find more details about the cause!

[fuckfacefred]

may i asks if steiahgt sex fine too? Thank you 😛😘👑

[i-am-a-fish]

CALLOUT POST @ ALL WRITERS

write

[paper-lilypie]

why would u do this to me

[fuckfacefred]

“Auhgh! Ough!!,” Patrick’s mouth twitched.

[everythingfox]

Strong bond

(via)

[fuckfacefred]

omgomg look at that

[fuckfacefred]

BSD incorrect quotes

Chuuya: I just killed your dog. Get up and lock yourself in the closet Atsushi: W-what? I don’t have a dog Atsushi: Wait what Atsushi: OMG DAZAI

[fuckfacefred]

BSD Headcanon - Aya’s Imaginary Friend

Yosano: Alright sweetie time for bed Aya: Mr. Satan said that I can sleep whenever I want and you can go jump off of a cliff >:( Yosano: Yosano: What the fuck Mr. Satan

[fuckfacefred]

BSD Headcanon - Jouno The Doctor

Jouno: I actually just delivered a baby Tecchou: Oh! You’re a doctor? Jouno: Oh no I’m a mailman. If it fits it ships

[fuckfacefred]

Sonic x Reader

Sonic stared deep into my eyes, eclipsing me into a psychedelic state. "What am I to you?" I asked. "My love, my life, my bloodline, of course. I can't think of anything else more suitable." I can feel his smirk gracing my lips. "What am I?" Suddenly, all time stops. What exists now is only my heavy breathing and his fingertips laced with mine. "W-what?" I feel a slap across my face. "I am speed, bitch." He zooms off into the distance.

[fuckfacefred]

BSD Headcanon - Russian Rats

Sigma: Hello is this the front office Administrator: Yes, is there a problem? Sigma: I have a really loud rat in my room and it keeps irritating me I think I’m going to die if I have to suffer this any longer Administrator: ... A loud rat, sir? Gogol: AaaaagGAGAGAGAGHHH into the unknoOOOWWWWWWNNNNN ʷᵉᵉᵉ ʷᵉᵉᵉᵉ ʷᵉᵉᵉᵉ ʷᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉ Administrator: ... Was that the rat Sigma: Yes please send help

[fuckfacefred]

Renga Headcanon

Langa: Here have my jacket you’ll catch a cold Reki: No Reki: I like your hoodie better ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Langa: *starts taking off his hoodie* Reki: NO WAIT PUT IT BACK ON I WAS JUST JOKING

[fuckfacefred]

Matchablossom in the titanic

Joe: NO DON’T LEAVE ME Cherry: Who says I’m leaving you? You’re coming with me

[fuckfacefred]

BSD Headcanon

Katai: *stressed out* Natsumi: *exists* Katai: *reaches out for natsumi’s hat thing and clangs it* Natsumi: What Katai: *calms down*