CUNT SLAM

Sam. 19.

[fuckfacesam]

[ameriqan]

i don’t think aliens exist

[rnemes-deactivated20130513]

then wtf do u call this

[wavejumper]

[malfubabbu]

[biglilkim]

[ameriqan]

im .not dead

[memewhore]

[thebestoftumbling]

[weirdnessisgood]

[highlandvalley]

[scurrilizzie]

i legitimately cannot stop laughing

[eternal-nova-deactivated2018011]

All I can think of is that fucking THX intro that made us all deaf

[hellometalhusband-deactivated20]

Never has a Tinder profile given me so much pure joy before.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[arthuriantwink-deactivated20150]

[weloveshortvideos]

This dog sucks at fetch

[cachorritx]

“WHO FUCKING THREW THIS.”

[whycomelife-deactivated20140329]

[basicallyalwaystired]

help me bowl o’ rice help me bowl o’ rice help me down those stairs

[75orchids]

The weirdest thing about the UK is that they don’t clap at the end of movie trailers. What the fuck.

[mycoins]

not to mention the fact that they don’t pour their pepsis into their buckets of popcorn and eat the resulting mush, known as “pissy shitties” here in the good ol US of A

[okay-chr1s]

What the fuck is “pissy shitties”?

[mycoins]

pissy shitties is when you mix pepsi and popcorn to create a rich and smooth treat, excellent for enjoying a movie with friends

[chaos-has-arrived-deactivated20]

Woah woah woah… slow down there. Canadian joining the party. American’s clap at the end of movie trailers? Like every trailer? Or do you mean just the movie? And is “pissy shitties” an actual thing? How does it not leak onto your pants? Oh and sorr-eh for interrupting!

[75orchids]

Here in the USA, most theaters sell buckets meant specifically for pissy shitties, called piss buckets, which are usually around like $30 - $40. Some Americans like the feeling of leaky buckets on their jeans and consider it a part of the theater experience like post-credit brawls and sticky floors. I agree with the latter tbh.

[furrybubble]

The clapping is a normal show of respect and it occupies our hands so we don’t eat all our pissy shitties before the movie starts

[fuckfacesam]

this has to be a joke

[vanillachigchampa]

[mkultrafemme-deactivated2024031]

[sorryitspersonal]

@restrictively