Noah's Semi-Abandoned Blog

22 year-old from Wisconsin, US. Briefly studied Forensics & Criminal Justice. Now Media Studies, Journalism, & Creative Writing. Video-games; Writing cliché-cluttered poetry, freaky fanfics & gross erotic-literature; Playing bass & guitar (albeit poorly), collecting effect-pedals, & fiddling w/ whatever instruments I find. Keep chakras in-check by chugging MONSTER ENERGY™; Kindling a cranial-conflagration w/ caffeine! My Third Eye tastes like cavities & your's can too!

[bible-of-fun]

[wolverinequeen]

I asked my boyfriend in Canada once, how he deals with polar bears because I was curious about what to do and he was like, just be calm, let them know you’re there, and give them space and they’ll usually just go away. 

[ethanredotter]

In Finland on the other hand.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7_pVrIshxA

[wolverinequeen]

Lmao Finland Man ain’t taking shit from bears.

[official-sachsen-anhalt]

PERRrrRrrRrKELE

[ask-finny]

((Two kinds of people))

[iloveeverybee-deactivated202009]

Is that fucking hetalia

[anchovy-official]

[codasoliz]

Today I was talking to my dad and I referred to myself as his son(I’m genderfluid btw) and he said “Today’s a Son day huh?” And I was like “yeah” And he was like “huh, I thought today was a Saturday, not a Sunday” And I just laughed for like 5 minutes

[gooberascendant]

Diversity only makes dads stronger. More powerful.

[theroguefeminist]

the dad jokes are evolving

[taunyatta]

Plush Teddy Bear

[teathattast]

[everythingisterrible]

[70sscifiart]

Wojciech Siudmak

[gharibajameel]

THATS JUST MY

OPINIOOOONNNNN

[cwunch]

♡

[mobpsycho100]

[devilbunnyking]

[knockoffs-and-bootlegs]

This image is highly cursed. I wouldn’t recommend looking at it for more than five seconds.

[animatedtext]

[protect-and-love-animals]

The funny cats histories

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requested by noodles-and-as

[slimyswampghost]

arms in the vents

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[mega-taiga]

knhdgjkfjhjkdfjkdgdkjldkfjghs??????

[crankyteapot]

behold a man