My Neopronouns go brrrrrr

I am so fucking confused. Am I gay? Pan? Bi? Beats me. He/they/ze/it Icon by @Aceofvirge

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I made this with Moral Orel in mind but it covers A Lot of bases lmao

feel free to use at your discretion lmao

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LMAAOOOOOO GAYS GUESS WHAT

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Ever just look at your friends and think “Wow. How’d you get stuck with me? I mean, I’m not letting y’all leave, but still.”

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y'all know 'goodnight sweet possums' from the ice age movies? the super nostalgic song? yeah anyways i'm crying to that.

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Flint Lockwood is trans, actually. No, I will not be explaining. Leave all questions at the door, including the ones about my sobriety.

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ok google how to propose to multiple people at once

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god just realized i gotta find people who are also poly & i live in a rural area jeez oh pete

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you ever think you’ve got your identity figured out, and then you spend a whole two months thinking bout how much you wanna date these multiple people at the same time, but not in the cheating way, then you remember how you always have, you just shamed yourself out of the thought, and you just think “fuck.” or is that just me?

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Religion is the ultimate parasocial relationship

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Me: Sex jokes! Mhm, love me some sex jokes!

Me, frantically whispering into my phone: Siri why is my friend saying reverse cowgirl what is a reverse cowgirl Siri please-

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I get the feeling that you didn't get bullied enough in school.

Oh no, I was absolutely shamed. I had death threats.

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Wait OP what did this mean-

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augh

gender crisis time again

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Might be demifluidflux with the static being agender

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No matter what you are, hope it makes you happy! Never heard of that identity, but I’m learning about it so I can make you less uncomfortable!

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Thanks Blu : )

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:)))

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Me: Yeah, I’m ace, but I’m fine with sex-talk

Me, upon hearing about sex: EWEWEWEWICKYICKYNOIHATEITMAKEITSTOPEWEWICKYNASTYGROSS

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Why the fuck is “mental health” in my recommendation feed or whatever it’s called right above “gay memes”? Like, I know why, but you don’t gotta call me out, it actually kinda hurted tho

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augh

gender crisis time again

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Might be demifluidflux with the static being agender

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No matter what you are, hope it makes you happy! Never heard of that identity, but I’m learning about it so I can make you less uncomfortable!

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You think you know pain? Tru usinr an ipod with fingers thaty ate juat too big for the screen.

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I get the feeling that you didn't get bullied enough in school.

Oh no, I was absolutely shamed. I had death threats.

[candygirluwu]

Help my grandparents find safe and sanitary housing please

Hello, my name is Leisha and I’m trying to raise enough funds to be able to move my grandparents out of the very unsafe and unsanitary situation they are in. My mother can barely afford to pay our rent and other bills and I am currently unemployed so we can’t do it on our own.

My grandparents live in another country, and up until December they lived in a small flat with my uncle, one my mom helped pay the monthly rent of while my grandparents and uncle covered the rest equally. However, come December my uncle got married and through an unclear series of events (we haven’t been able to hear from my uncle, only from my grandparents. But he has a history of taking some of the money my mom used to send monthly) ended up kicking my grandparents out and moving his wife and her parents in. My grandparents were temporarily taken in by family acquaintances and they were the ones who helped them get in contact with my mother because they both could not use phones (they are illiterate) and whenever my mom would try to talk to them by calling my uncle as she usually does he would not answer.

They were left with zero money and belongings and my grandpas retirement checks still get sent to where my uncle lives because he needs proof of new residency to be able to change addresses, and since my uncle is the one who usually cashed them for him, we’re pretty sure he has taken them. They’ve tried to go back to the apprt multiple times but my uncle has threatened to call the cops on them and they were verbally abused by him, his wife and her parents. They now live with another elderly couple and their daughter in a very rundown house and pay about 100 dollars a month, the house is one floor and it is downright nasty and unsanitary with frequent power and water outages. It’s also been hell to navigate and my grandpa has suffered three falls because he has weak knees and the toilet is a traditional one that has no seat so he has to squat.

We have been planning to save up to move them out in a couple of months or so but its’ become an urgent situation and we simply can’t come up with money for the needed security deposit as well as the advance in rent being asked for since we can barely afford to pay our own bills and anything we can spare is sent so they can get groceries and refill their important meds. My grandpa can’t get his retirement checks still or any type of social aid because they are staying in the house « paperless » and there are no legal contracts or papers that prove they rent and live there and you need an address to be able to do anything.

What we need:

Our priority is to move them out of the housing situation they are in, and maybe even help the other elderly couple and their daughter who lives with them. We also want to pay for doctors visits for both of them (especially my grandpa because of the falls he endured) and make sure their medication is refilled. Optional: money for a plane ticket so either my mom or I can visit and see them (if my mom can manage time off and if travel restrictions allow it)

Proof:

If you want proof, DM me and I will send you pictures of their current living situation with your username written on a paper or with a fork in the frame or a peace sign or whatever you would want to ask for (The other couple’s daughter is the one helping us with this and the one helping us talk to my grandparents and talk to them on the phone and such)

Paypal:

[email protected]

Pay Leisha's Fund using PayPal.Me

Go to paypal.me/leishaxx and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.

[candygirluwu]

Hi, so far we were able to raise a hundred US dollars on the dot from paypal donations (THANK YOU SO MUCH) and sent it for them to refill some of their medications. We’ve been calculating and estimating, and we need nearly 1500 US Dollars to be able to relocate them since they have no proven source of income, so every single renter requires both a security deposit from them and minimum three months of rent paid at once in advance. Please if you can, consider donating or reblogging to get this post some traction. Thank you so much!

GOAL: 10/1500$

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Just realized this is probably what signal boost meant. I can’t donate rn (having my own difficulties) but I hope I can at least spread the word. I hope you raise the money!