February 15 is “Annoy Squidward Day”
Only day you can reblog this
i had this in my queue for a fucking year because i missed it

shark vs the universe
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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Misplaced Lens Cap
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

blake kathryn
NASA
Sade Olutola
art blog(derogatory)
we're not kids anymore.

Discoholic 🪩

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trying on a metaphor

oozey mess

#extradirty
Claire Keane

@theartofmadeline
Peter Solarz
DEAR READER

Product Placement
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@fucking-nyan
February 15 is “Annoy Squidward Day”
Only day you can reblog this
i had this in my queue for a fucking year because i missed it
i walk a lonely road
DADDY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvWihzwI2uY Pssst kids - wanna see some bonus Slytherin comics plus a tutorial on how to draw Background Slytherin? Check out my Patreon page –> https://www.patreon.com/emilyscartoons
Some More Slytherin Things
-long walks in the woods -reading by the window -always being the one to stand up for your friends -always being the one getting in fights at the bar -the sharp taste of gin -bad ideas with good friends -“this is a horrible idea” “no no we’ll be fine” -sneaking out of bed at night for a cigarette -leather jackets and ripped jeans -pushing your friends in piles of leaves during fall -biting lips during kisses
THIS
snapchat, insta, and quidditch=games that gryffindor JUST CAN’T LOSE.Â
amazing illos & hilarz captions created exclusively for SparkNotes by the awesome @sasmilledge
Child Hood Memories you have to reblog if when you saw this you heard the man say it in your head
This was the most fucking annoying commercial
COMING SOON [speakers blow out] TO OWN ON DVD [children scramble for the remote] AND VIDEO CASSETTE [atomic bomb explodes in living room]
The Denny’s rule book: A simple guide
Denny’s is your local, friendly diner open 24 hours a day every day of the year. A place to relax and enjoy a breakfast at any hour, a fulfilling lunch or delicious dinner. All are welcome at Denny’s, and it’s your safest location, provided you follow this very simple guide for the nightly hours.
Never close your eyes in a Denny’s parking lot.Â
Walk calmly to the door; you will hear sounds. Do not look behind you.
Always make sure the door closes behind you, unless it was already open when you arrived, in which case do not touch the door.
Never sit at the table farthest from the front door. Your server will sometimes try to seat you there. Politely refuse and ask for another table.
If you see a table with two salt-shakers, walk past it; that table is taken. Sit at the table directly across from it instead.Â
Eat your pancakes. Box any leftovers; it would be a shame to waste food. It might attract something.
Do not, under any circumstance, look into the eyes of your own reflection in the bathroom.
If your server’s eyes turn black, do not panic; order a coffee with extra cream. Do not ask for a refill. Do not stare.
Think you recognize someone who just walked in? Best to ignore it. It’s probably not what it seems. They will proceed to sit at the table farthest from the door.
If you are walking past a Denny’s and you see yourself sitting in the corner booth through the window, keep walking. Do not eat at Denny’s that night.
Did you tip? You better double check. It’s only polite to leave a tip.
Do not ask questions. They will Notice.
Your local Denny’s is the perfect place for a delicious meal at all hours of the day. Hope you enjoy your next visit to any Denny’s Diner!
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when another “history of” video by bill wurtz gets released and u can sense the memes coming
this is still my favorite screenshot
amazing
it’s so weird finding out your toontown friend’s real names like i’ve always known you as fat coconut gigglefidget and you go an tell me your name is matt. it ruins the magic
*logs onto tumblr* looks like its time to
OMFG