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[notchicken]

Kids are interesting. I’m babysitting a 9 year old boy right now who’s homework is to write a fictional story and he wrote about how in millions of years the sun will expand killing everything and one man fell asleep at the beach and missed all the official announcements about the world ending but he managed to be the only survivor of the solar flares because he applied SPF 100 sunscreen.

[officialunitedstates]

too much breaking news, not enough fixing news

[irstaxcode-deactivated20150908]

[arabwife]

if u can’t handle me at my worst, u don’t deserve me at my longest yeah boi ever

[cockhunt]

[ripyzma-deactivated20141217]

the most inspiring image you will ever see

[bitesizebrat-deactivated2018121]

someone slap me around n call me mean names n tell me how pretty and stupid i am

[juelzsantanabandana]

Boaaaa ur chef boyardee ravioli lookin ass ya feet look like u been kicking bricks

[thebootydiaries]

[cuntysupreme-deactivated2016052]

that better be church wine

[february-deactivated20160722]

i just lost my shit

[slightmood]

[bitchycode]

[bitchycode]

[bitchycode]

[bitchycode]

[bitchycode]

“You look mean” bitch I am. Move.

[bitchycode]

[fuckingfunny]

parents: YOUR ROOM IS SUCH A MESS

me: this is my design