Aye bitch

I will never be tumblr famous

[tastefullyoffensive]

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The cat trap worked like a charm.

[rumour-deactivated20121224]

[harmoni-fromwithin]

i’ve blogged this like 5 times and i still love it

[h0odrich]

[killingmesofttly]

I got all 151 of em

[fuckinncaitie]

tru

[gifbro]

[4gifs]

When you forget why you walked into a room. [video]

[no-chill-at-all]

[latelycravingmore]

I’m that needy bitch that needs there to be an “i” in front of the “love you” or I won’t take it to heart lol

[saintsoup]

is this.. truly a freestyle? like its unreal

[lindsayolohan]

he like literally casually had a conversation with him and just jumped back in like nothing

[byrongraffiti]

That’s my boy, Childish is always overlooked.

[captainmarvels]

too good for this world, he is

[orangeis]

One of the most dramatic moments of season 1.

[garbageeboss]

[pardonmewhileipanic]

OMMMMMGGGGGG

[wealthyhugepenis-deactivated201]

those password journals were so funny and useless like what kind of secrets do u have to keep when youre 9 “i made my bratz dolls kiss today”???? 

[psyducked]

I first discovered masturbation when I was 9 and I didn’t know what to do with the cum so I’d wipe it on my little sister’s door and tell my parents she was picking her nose but only my password journal knew the truth

[backdoorteenmom]

sometimes you keep stories to yourself

[sulfade]

[itsvikio]

[omgbuglen]

Animals of a Parallel Universe

[godotal]

Lost it at seal

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

THE PUG MONKEY THO

[tastefullyoffensive]

Zombie Puns by Garth von Ahnen Related: Punny Illustrations by Randy Otter

[derpycats]

[heatnap]

[krakenguts-deactivated20140908]

did he commit a crime? wheres the warrant? 

[disgustinganimals]

he could be getting a job with the government. some jobs require prints, especially if there’s a potential for security breaches. let’s congratulate this monster on his new job.

[ayellowbirds]

dragon for president. Complete transparency for reptilian overlords.

[demi-shoggoth]

#reptiletruth

[driveshaftgroupie-deactivated20]

[naydoh]

The world we live in.