[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

[miffski]

(guy experiencing ocd) maybe its not ocd. maybe im evil

[nociceptrix]

finding out you spent most of your life dissociated is a HUGE bummer

[nociceptrix]

i thought shit didnt stick to me cuz i was slick but its cause i wasnt there #LAME

[doeberman-moveddd-deactivated20]

moment of silence for everyone who's just like their dad but a girl

[bluwubewwy]

Getting pinned to the wall by a beautiful girl named centrifugal force

[whyenn-reader]

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[yellow-cat]

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

[yourtryhard]

[2colde]

much like a beautiful horse i like salt and roaming freely

[cherubg1rl]

“People you may know” and it’s the devil from the Bible

[rhinco]

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

[ashstfu]

often i am scared for no reason or several reasons

[lakevida]

drinking a beer in a hammock in the sun realizing maybe i don't have to hit myself with hammers every day forever just some or most days

[fuckitupromeo]

[ewaneneollav]

i love people so much that im trying to be one myself. its a bit crazy, i know…

[koiagain]

i forgot Most people are not always in the state of cowering in the corner like a scared dog. y’all just be doing stuff