[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[vergak]

[helloitsbees]

this is entrapment

[helloitsbees]

two equally delightful paths here:

1) a very simple and genuine “i like your shoelaces”, which tells me that you are either a lesbian or a very cool ally

2) “i like your shoelaces” followed by the pronounced grimace of one recalling their past sins, which tells me that you were a 2012 tumblr user. i now hold the power in this conversation and you are at my mercy.

[asofterepilogue]

if you know about 2012 tumblr how do you hold any power in any conversation

[helloitsbees]

well, stucky fanfic url, the trick is to not let them know that you are also cringe

[excusing]

this is the most poignant burn ive seen all year

[helloitsbees]

[wilburian-deactivated20221116]

everyone lost

[mango-pickle]

#tumblr is an ecosystem you kill one trophic level and everyone starts dying

(via @binguscore)

[agentemo]

losers gonna pick on losers forever ^-^

[helloitsbees]

[catgirlforeskin]

[trans-angel]

[catgirlforeskin]

[that-twink-over-there]

Tumblr has the best PvP of any social media

[snowylynxx]

[fuckreplies]

the amount of horrible memories this blog brings up

[feastofsnakes]

Mutuals please be aware I am walking between your desks and dropping lolly pops and small cards in your cardboard mailboxes as I go around

[erlkoenige]

i don’t think we can gaslight gatekeep girlboss our way out of this one boys

[adversarialaccountant]

POV You are watching Youtube

[dirkfucker]

if you think vriska is cis you lose at homestuck

[lovecoreheartcore]

[kingsdodecahedron]

pubbet groove

[starlilly-shaped-clouds-deactiv]

groove wit him baby! dont stop him now!

[notlikingbestgirl]

Out of Touch

[hustlerose]

Out of Touch Thursday

[arbyscurlyfries666-deactivated2]

OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY

[snuv]

but im out of my head when you’re not around…

[snailfen]

welcome to 2020s final out of touch thursday. goodnight to this fuckin year

[rookhunty]

MAID SAMA REBOOT LOOKS GREAT

[briannathestrange-deactivated20]

A real, actual, I-am-not-fucking-lying-to-you-this-truly-happened moment from the Christmas special Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa

[5weekdays]

ricky: great-grandma, you always know just what to say!

ricky’s great-grandma: dohuhohohwhehelghuhohokesynohehCHRISTMAS huahhahohoho

[hiddendriver]

I thought of this while i was driving today and almost drove into my mailbox

[imagineyouricon]

imagine your icon as the protagonist of the last show you watched

[billciipher]

If you need a laugh please look at the tags on this post

[getintherobot]

[zagreus]

invite me to your discord server so i can immediately become overwhelmed, mute it, and never interact with any of you ever again

[pissvortex]

are we celebrating something

it’s monkey day you son of a bitch

[tobesolonely]

me every time i log into tumblr dot com