put that shit aside

30 | she/her | no kiddos pls

[excusing]

Please don’t judge my crowded bathroom, dyl and I only moved in SIX FUCKING MONTHS AGO 🥲🥲🥲🥲

Anyway PSA: buy that roll of faux-wood-grain vinyl you’ve been eyeballing on temu. it actually IS super easy to cut and install, and maaaajorly improves the design of your bathroom.

[excusing]

listen to me you fucking capitalist shitfucks, I was already on this dumbass website shouting into the fucking void before you had ever even heard of the term “advertisement revenue” okay? I was posting stupidass aesthetic 35mm photos to my 5 followers in the year of 2009. two thousand and fucking NINE. we were still in the single digits. Miley Cyrus had just come out with party in the u s fucking a. so hear me when I tell you I would sooner rip both my big toenails off with vice grips before I would PAY YOU for “premium ad free tumblr”. suck my nuts. You will never profit from this hellhole, go back to instagram and to sucking on your moms tits

[beardedmrbean]

[porterdavis]

[lindleland]

"save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back

[rednines]

I hope I’m not just an annoyance to you but also an object of your pathological psychosexual rage

[firefox-official]

Where were you in 1813?

robbing stagecoaches out west

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

Liar, stagecoaches didn't make it to the west until the 1850s

[firefox-official]

thanks to me

[evilsexy]

[toothsalad]

[kosmogrl]

[memewhore]

[deadnow-deactivated20250507]

Actually daddy you're being kinda needy can you shut the fuck up for a bit, kitten's got a banging headache.

[thecureinorange-deactivated2021]

hate 2 say it but british ppl had the right idea with saying whats all this then. like literally whats all this then

[onlytiktoks]

[maybe-someday-eventually]

dang, an actual useful and real "life hack" instead of those insane videos of people doing arts and crafts with a background of copyright free music

[raspberrybluejeans]

It amazes me how many teslas I see out and about. Like you guys bought one for real? On god? No joke?????

[stonebutchcowboy]

Listen pal, the subtitles stay ON.

[theriverbeyond]

Ideal work schedule:

I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks

I complete the list

I leave immedietly

[dullahandyke]

People who fuck around on their laptops during lectures are so important I'm watching someone in front of me play tetris online enraptured

[capacity2]

I’ll never forget the girl who was shopping for dildos mid lecture. She picked the one I wanted too

[howlingatthemoon3]

You can’t just leave this in the tags 🤣 @capacity2

[capacity2]

I didn’t though….. it’s on the post u can see it right there I typed it onto the post

[pinene]

Does anyone want me