Gunpowder Tim

Gunner on the starship Aurora, #1 moon hater, he/they/she // RP ACC mun is a minor :)

[fuckthemoon1]

Acc Intro

// Hey! This is the tumblr edition of the twitter acc @_fuckthemoon, which has since been abandoned, but all my posts are still up :)

I rp Tim how I hc them- genderfluid and polymechs, which can be read either romantic or queerplatonic. I interact with rp and non rp accs.

NSFW jokes and references are fine! BUT nothing heavy, in-depth, or explicit as I am a minor.

More focused on chill, lighthearted rp!

Also relevant to note that I interact with TMA rp accounts

I very very rarely use tumblr, so I have no idea what I'm doing

[fuckthemoon1]

[Standing VERY precariously on top of the Aurora with a few screws sticking out of his mouth and wearing a tool belt, using a grinder on something that is sending orange sparks flying wildly]

[mrartefactstorage]

I just watched a whole cart full of books roll itself out of the tunnel connecting us to the Library and bump into the wall. At first I thought someone had pushed it, but I've been calling out for two minutes, no one's coming to get it...

Update: Most of them are tagged "SVO". I think I'm interrupting a prison escape.

[fuckthemoon1]

…Haunted?

[mrartefactstorage]

Yeah pretty haunted.

[fuckthemoon1]

Are the ghosts hot at least?

[mrartefactstorage]

Oh, we're not lucky enough to get floating translucent corpses most of the time, so I wouldn't know. And either way, they're pretty boring reads; diaries of patients in asylums, serial killers, or... Whatever #16207 had going on.

[fuckthemoon1]

As someone who has killed many people and been in many asylums I take offence to that. But 16207 sounds intriguing

[mrartefactstorage]

We were all pretty certain it was fiction, its original cover was an exact copy of a Victorian mystery novel the Library already has, so we sent it their way. Turns out it was narrating real murders happening in real time. Section 31 was briefly on our arse about it, but they would've never actually used it to prevent the murders, so... It's here now. Trying to wheel itself into the outside world.

[fuckthemoon1]

Huh. Always something new with you lot, isn’t it?

[mrartefactstorage]

New? #16207 is nothing new to me. #16198 would premeditate murders that would come up on the news as "spontaneous bout of rage" from the killer. That was tastefully haunting.

[fuckthemoon1]

Love a good spontaneous bout of rage. Your job would be great without the paperwork. Just out of interest- where are you keeping it?

[mrartefactstorage]

#16198 was lost to mold a few years ago, fortunately we couldn't salvage it. These guys are going in separate wall safes, though!

[fuckthemoon1]

…how secure would you say those wall safes are

[mrartefactstorage]

If you broke into into one, I'd get an alert on my phone. So would my boss, most of the Institute, and the London Police Department. And the Artefacts themselves might fight you.

[fuckthemoon1]

Sounds like a challenge!

[mrartefactstorage]

It's actually called a felony charge.

[fuckthemoon1]

I’m pretty sure I don’t legally exist so-

[mrartefactstorage]

Tim, I know where you live.

[fuckthemoon1]

Ooh, you’d come after me? Been a while since I played a good round of Murder Tag

[mrartefactstorage]

I meant I'd just take the books back.

[fuckthemoon1]

Damn. So no murder tag?

[mrartefactstorage]

No, I don't feel like murdering, man. You could probably get the two cop ladies in the Archives to chase you down, though. One of the two has that Always Use Excessive Force look in her eyes.

[fuckthemoon1]

Oh I love a good cop chase. They are so easy to get riled up too! The potential jail break afterwards is also appealing-

[mrartefactstorage]

Actually, I've heard they're not allowed to perform arrests anymore. Something to do with joining the Institute as security. Maybe they'd just shoot you.

[fuckthemoon1]

Think I could rile them into a fist fight instead? Been a while since I had the shit kicked out of me or punched anyone for that matter.

[mrartefactstorage]

The Murder Eyes one might be easier to persuade, I remember it used to take less than 5 words from the Archivist to set her off. The other, she's more composed...

Tim, you know I'm not actually suggesting you go get your shit rocked, yeah?

[fuckthemoon1]

Aw. Why not? It’s good fun!

[mrartefactstorage]

It's avoidable, man, you just have to not steal a bunch of books.

[fuckthemoon1]

But fighting and stealing are passions of mine. Who are you to deny me my passions, Silvester?

[mrartefactstorage]

(Sighhh) You're right. You're right, Tim, I can't really stop you. But I want them back by Friday.

[fuckthemoon1]

Thanks for your blessing Silvester!!

[mrartefactstorage]

I just watched a whole cart full of books roll itself out of the tunnel connecting us to the Library and bump into the wall. At first I thought someone had pushed it, but I've been calling out for two minutes, no one's coming to get it...

Update: Most of them are tagged "SVO". I think I'm interrupting a prison escape.

[fuckthemoon1]

…Haunted?

[mrartefactstorage]

Yeah pretty haunted.

[fuckthemoon1]

Are the ghosts hot at least?

[mrartefactstorage]

Oh, we're not lucky enough to get floating translucent corpses most of the time, so I wouldn't know. And either way, they're pretty boring reads; diaries of patients in asylums, serial killers, or... Whatever #16207 had going on.

[fuckthemoon1]

As someone who has killed many people and been in many asylums I take offence to that. But 16207 sounds intriguing

[mrartefactstorage]

We were all pretty certain it was fiction, its original cover was an exact copy of a Victorian mystery novel the Library already has, so we sent it their way. Turns out it was narrating real murders happening in real time. Section 31 was briefly on our arse about it, but they would've never actually used it to prevent the murders, so... It's here now. Trying to wheel itself into the outside world.

[fuckthemoon1]

Huh. Always something new with you lot, isn’t it?

[mrartefactstorage]

New? #16207 is nothing new to me. #16198 would premeditate murders that would come up on the news as "spontaneous bout of rage" from the killer. That was tastefully haunting.

[fuckthemoon1]

Love a good spontaneous bout of rage. Your job would be great without the paperwork. Just out of interest- where are you keeping it?

[mrartefactstorage]

#16198 was lost to mold a few years ago, fortunately we couldn't salvage it. These guys are going in separate wall safes, though!

[fuckthemoon1]

…how secure would you say those wall safes are

[mrartefactstorage]

If you broke into into one, I'd get an alert on my phone. So would my boss, most of the Institute, and the London Police Department. And the Artefacts themselves might fight you.

[fuckthemoon1]

Sounds like a challenge!

[mrartefactstorage]

It's actually called a felony charge.

[fuckthemoon1]

I’m pretty sure I don’t legally exist so-

[mrartefactstorage]

Tim, I know where you live.

[fuckthemoon1]

Ooh, you’d come after me? Been a while since I played a good round of Murder Tag

[mrartefactstorage]

I meant I'd just take the books back.

[fuckthemoon1]

Damn. So no murder tag?

[mrartefactstorage]

No, I don't feel like murdering, man. You could probably get the two cop ladies in the Archives to chase you down, though. One of the two has that Always Use Excessive Force look in her eyes.

[fuckthemoon1]

Oh I love a good cop chase. They are so easy to get riled up too! The potential jail break afterwards is also appealing-

[mrartefactstorage]

Actually, I've heard they're not allowed to perform arrests anymore. Something to do with joining the Institute as security. Maybe they'd just shoot you.

[fuckthemoon1]

Think I could rile them into a fist fight instead? Been a while since I had the shit kicked out of me or punched anyone for that matter.

[mrartefactstorage]

The Murder Eyes one might be easier to persuade, I remember it used to take less than 5 words from the Archivist to set her off. The other, she's more composed...

Tim, you know I'm not actually suggesting you go get your shit rocked, yeah?

[fuckthemoon1]

Aw. Why not? It’s good fun!

[mrartefactstorage]

It's avoidable, man, you just have to not steal a bunch of books.

[fuckthemoon1]

But fighting and stealing are passions of mine. Who are you to deny me my passions, Silvester?

[mrartefactstorage]

I just watched a whole cart full of books roll itself out of the tunnel connecting us to the Library and bump into the wall. At first I thought someone had pushed it, but I've been calling out for two minutes, no one's coming to get it...

Update: Most of them are tagged "SVO". I think I'm interrupting a prison escape.

[fuckthemoon1]

…Haunted?

[mrartefactstorage]

Yeah pretty haunted.

[fuckthemoon1]

Are the ghosts hot at least?

[mrartefactstorage]

Oh, we're not lucky enough to get floating translucent corpses most of the time, so I wouldn't know. And either way, they're pretty boring reads; diaries of patients in asylums, serial killers, or... Whatever #16207 had going on.

[fuckthemoon1]

As someone who has killed many people and been in many asylums I take offence to that. But 16207 sounds intriguing

[mrartefactstorage]

We were all pretty certain it was fiction, its original cover was an exact copy of a Victorian mystery novel the Library already has, so we sent it their way. Turns out it was narrating real murders happening in real time. Section 31 was briefly on our arse about it, but they would've never actually used it to prevent the murders, so... It's here now. Trying to wheel itself into the outside world.

[fuckthemoon1]

Huh. Always something new with you lot, isn’t it?

[mrartefactstorage]

New? #16207 is nothing new to me. #16198 would premeditate murders that would come up on the news as "spontaneous bout of rage" from the killer. That was tastefully haunting.

[fuckthemoon1]

Love a good spontaneous bout of rage. Your job would be great without the paperwork. Just out of interest- where are you keeping it?

[mrartefactstorage]

#16198 was lost to mold a few years ago, fortunately we couldn't salvage it. These guys are going in separate wall safes, though!

[fuckthemoon1]

…how secure would you say those wall safes are

[mrartefactstorage]

If you broke into into one, I'd get an alert on my phone. So would my boss, most of the Institute, and the London Police Department. And the Artefacts themselves might fight you.

[fuckthemoon1]

Sounds like a challenge!

[mrartefactstorage]

It's actually called a felony charge.

[fuckthemoon1]

I’m pretty sure I don’t legally exist so-

[mrartefactstorage]

Tim, I know where you live.

[fuckthemoon1]

Ooh, you’d come after me? Been a while since I played a good round of Murder Tag

[mrartefactstorage]

I meant I'd just take the books back.

[fuckthemoon1]

Damn. So no murder tag?

[mrartefactstorage]

No, I don't feel like murdering, man. You could probably get the two cop ladies in the Archives to chase you down, though. One of the two has that Always Use Excessive Force look in her eyes.

[fuckthemoon1]

Oh I love a good cop chase. They are so easy to get riled up too! The potential jail break afterwards is also appealing-

[mrartefactstorage]

Actually, I've heard they're not allowed to perform arrests anymore. Something to do with joining the Institute as security. Maybe they'd just shoot you.

[fuckthemoon1]

Think I could rile them into a fist fight instead? Been a while since I had the shit kicked out of me or punched anyone for that matter.

[mrartefactstorage]

The Murder Eyes one might be easier to persuade, I remember it used to take less than 5 words from the Archivist to set her off. The other, she's more composed...

Tim, you know I'm not actually suggesting you go get your shit rocked, yeah?

[fuckthemoon1]

Aw. Why not? It’s good fun!

[mrartefactstorage]

I just watched a whole cart full of books roll itself out of the tunnel connecting us to the Library and bump into the wall. At first I thought someone had pushed it, but I've been calling out for two minutes, no one's coming to get it...

Update: Most of them are tagged "SVO". I think I'm interrupting a prison escape.

[fuckthemoon1]

…Haunted?

[mrartefactstorage]

Yeah pretty haunted.

[fuckthemoon1]

Are the ghosts hot at least?

[mrartefactstorage]

Oh, we're not lucky enough to get floating translucent corpses most of the time, so I wouldn't know. And either way, they're pretty boring reads; diaries of patients in asylums, serial killers, or... Whatever #16207 had going on.

[fuckthemoon1]

As someone who has killed many people and been in many asylums I take offence to that. But 16207 sounds intriguing

[mrartefactstorage]

We were all pretty certain it was fiction, its original cover was an exact copy of a Victorian mystery novel the Library already has, so we sent it their way. Turns out it was narrating real murders happening in real time. Section 31 was briefly on our arse about it, but they would've never actually used it to prevent the murders, so... It's here now. Trying to wheel itself into the outside world.

[fuckthemoon1]

Huh. Always something new with you lot, isn’t it?

[mrartefactstorage]

New? #16207 is nothing new to me. #16198 would premeditate murders that would come up on the news as "spontaneous bout of rage" from the killer. That was tastefully haunting.

[fuckthemoon1]

Love a good spontaneous bout of rage. Your job would be great without the paperwork. Just out of interest- where are you keeping it?

[mrartefactstorage]

#16198 was lost to mold a few years ago, fortunately we couldn't salvage it. These guys are going in separate wall safes, though!

[fuckthemoon1]

…how secure would you say those wall safes are

[mrartefactstorage]

If you broke into into one, I'd get an alert on my phone. So would my boss, most of the Institute, and the London Police Department. And the Artefacts themselves might fight you.

[fuckthemoon1]

Sounds like a challenge!

[mrartefactstorage]

It's actually called a felony charge.

[fuckthemoon1]

I’m pretty sure I don’t legally exist so-

[mrartefactstorage]

Tim, I know where you live.

[fuckthemoon1]

Ooh, you’d come after me? Been a while since I played a good round of Murder Tag

[mrartefactstorage]

I meant I'd just take the books back.

[fuckthemoon1]

Damn. So no murder tag?

[mrartefactstorage]

No, I don't feel like murdering, man. You could probably get the two cop ladies in the Archives to chase you down, though. One of the two has that Always Use Excessive Force look in her eyes.

[fuckthemoon1]

Oh I love a good cop chase. They are so easy to get riled up too! The potential jail break afterwards is also appealing-

[mrartefactstorage]

Actually, I've heard they're not allowed to perform arrests anymore. Something to do with joining the Institute as security. Maybe they'd just shoot you.

[fuckthemoon1]

Think I could rile them into a fist fight instead? Been a while since I had the shit kicked out of me or punched anyone for that matter.

[mrartefactstorage]

I just watched a whole cart full of books roll itself out of the tunnel connecting us to the Library and bump into the wall. At first I thought someone had pushed it, but I've been calling out for two minutes, no one's coming to get it...

Update: Most of them are tagged "SVO". I think I'm interrupting a prison escape.

[fuckthemoon1]

…Haunted?

[mrartefactstorage]

Yeah pretty haunted.

[fuckthemoon1]

Are the ghosts hot at least?

[mrartefactstorage]

Oh, we're not lucky enough to get floating translucent corpses most of the time, so I wouldn't know. And either way, they're pretty boring reads; diaries of patients in asylums, serial killers, or... Whatever #16207 had going on.

[fuckthemoon1]

As someone who has killed many people and been in many asylums I take offence to that. But 16207 sounds intriguing

[mrartefactstorage]

We were all pretty certain it was fiction, its original cover was an exact copy of a Victorian mystery novel the Library already has, so we sent it their way. Turns out it was narrating real murders happening in real time. Section 31 was briefly on our arse about it, but they would've never actually used it to prevent the murders, so... It's here now. Trying to wheel itself into the outside world.

[fuckthemoon1]

Huh. Always something new with you lot, isn’t it?

[mrartefactstorage]

New? #16207 is nothing new to me. #16198 would premeditate murders that would come up on the news as "spontaneous bout of rage" from the killer. That was tastefully haunting.

[fuckthemoon1]

Love a good spontaneous bout of rage. Your job would be great without the paperwork. Just out of interest- where are you keeping it?

[mrartefactstorage]

#16198 was lost to mold a few years ago, fortunately we couldn't salvage it. These guys are going in separate wall safes, though!

[fuckthemoon1]

…how secure would you say those wall safes are

[mrartefactstorage]

If you broke into into one, I'd get an alert on my phone. So would my boss, most of the Institute, and the London Police Department. And the Artefacts themselves might fight you.

[fuckthemoon1]

Sounds like a challenge!

[mrartefactstorage]

It's actually called a felony charge.

[fuckthemoon1]

I’m pretty sure I don’t legally exist so-

[mrartefactstorage]

Tim, I know where you live.

[fuckthemoon1]

Ooh, you’d come after me? Been a while since I played a good round of Murder Tag

[mrartefactstorage]

I meant I'd just take the books back.

[fuckthemoon1]

Damn. So no murder tag?

[mrartefactstorage]

No, I don't feel like murdering, man. You could probably get the two cop ladies in the Archives to chase you down, though. One of the two has that Always Use Excessive Force look in her eyes.

[fuckthemoon1]

Oh I love a good cop chase. They are so easy to get riled up too! The potential jail break afterwards is also appealing-

[mrartefactstorage]

I just watched a whole cart full of books roll itself out of the tunnel connecting us to the Library and bump into the wall. At first I thought someone had pushed it, but I've been calling out for two minutes, no one's coming to get it...

Update: Most of them are tagged "SVO". I think I'm interrupting a prison escape.

[fuckthemoon1]

…Haunted?

[mrartefactstorage]

Yeah pretty haunted.

[fuckthemoon1]

Are the ghosts hot at least?

[mrartefactstorage]

Oh, we're not lucky enough to get floating translucent corpses most of the time, so I wouldn't know. And either way, they're pretty boring reads; diaries of patients in asylums, serial killers, or... Whatever #16207 had going on.

[fuckthemoon1]

As someone who has killed many people and been in many asylums I take offence to that. But 16207 sounds intriguing

[mrartefactstorage]

We were all pretty certain it was fiction, its original cover was an exact copy of a Victorian mystery novel the Library already has, so we sent it their way. Turns out it was narrating real murders happening in real time. Section 31 was briefly on our arse about it, but they would've never actually used it to prevent the murders, so... It's here now. Trying to wheel itself into the outside world.

[fuckthemoon1]

Huh. Always something new with you lot, isn’t it?

[mrartefactstorage]

New? #16207 is nothing new to me. #16198 would premeditate murders that would come up on the news as "spontaneous bout of rage" from the killer. That was tastefully haunting.

[fuckthemoon1]

Love a good spontaneous bout of rage. Your job would be great without the paperwork. Just out of interest- where are you keeping it?

[mrartefactstorage]

#16198 was lost to mold a few years ago, fortunately we couldn't salvage it. These guys are going in separate wall safes, though!

[fuckthemoon1]

…how secure would you say those wall safes are

[mrartefactstorage]

If you broke into into one, I'd get an alert on my phone. So would my boss, most of the Institute, and the London Police Department. And the Artefacts themselves might fight you.

[fuckthemoon1]

Sounds like a challenge!

[mrartefactstorage]

It's actually called a felony charge.

[fuckthemoon1]

I’m pretty sure I don’t legally exist so-

[mrartefactstorage]

Tim, I know where you live.

[fuckthemoon1]

Ooh, you’d come after me? Been a while since I played a good round of Murder Tag

[mrartefactstorage]

I meant I'd just take the books back.

[fuckthemoon1]

Damn. So no murder tag?

[mrartefactstorage]

I just watched a whole cart full of books roll itself out of the tunnel connecting us to the Library and bump into the wall. At first I thought someone had pushed it, but I've been calling out for two minutes, no one's coming to get it...

Update: Most of them are tagged "SVO". I think I'm interrupting a prison escape.

[fuckthemoon1]

…Haunted?

[mrartefactstorage]

Yeah pretty haunted.

[fuckthemoon1]

Are the ghosts hot at least?

[mrartefactstorage]

Oh, we're not lucky enough to get floating translucent corpses most of the time, so I wouldn't know. And either way, they're pretty boring reads; diaries of patients in asylums, serial killers, or... Whatever #16207 had going on.

[fuckthemoon1]

As someone who has killed many people and been in many asylums I take offence to that. But 16207 sounds intriguing

[mrartefactstorage]

We were all pretty certain it was fiction, its original cover was an exact copy of a Victorian mystery novel the Library already has, so we sent it their way. Turns out it was narrating real murders happening in real time. Section 31 was briefly on our arse about it, but they would've never actually used it to prevent the murders, so... It's here now. Trying to wheel itself into the outside world.

[fuckthemoon1]

Huh. Always something new with you lot, isn’t it?

[mrartefactstorage]

New? #16207 is nothing new to me. #16198 would premeditate murders that would come up on the news as "spontaneous bout of rage" from the killer. That was tastefully haunting.

[fuckthemoon1]

Love a good spontaneous bout of rage. Your job would be great without the paperwork. Just out of interest- where are you keeping it?

[mrartefactstorage]

#16198 was lost to mold a few years ago, fortunately we couldn't salvage it. These guys are going in separate wall safes, though!

[fuckthemoon1]

…how secure would you say those wall safes are

[mrartefactstorage]

If you broke into into one, I'd get an alert on my phone. So would my boss, most of the Institute, and the London Police Department. And the Artefacts themselves might fight you.

[fuckthemoon1]

Sounds like a challenge!

[mrartefactstorage]

It's actually called a felony charge.

[fuckthemoon1]

I’m pretty sure I don’t legally exist so-

[mrartefactstorage]

Tim, I know where you live.

[fuckthemoon1]

Ooh, you’d come after me? Been a while since I played a good round of Murder Tag

[mrartefactstorage]

I just watched a whole cart full of books roll itself out of the tunnel connecting us to the Library and bump into the wall. At first I thought someone had pushed it, but I've been calling out for two minutes, no one's coming to get it...

Update: Most of them are tagged "SVO". I think I'm interrupting a prison escape.

[fuckthemoon1]

…Haunted?

[mrartefactstorage]

Yeah pretty haunted.

[fuckthemoon1]

Are the ghosts hot at least?

[mrartefactstorage]

Oh, we're not lucky enough to get floating translucent corpses most of the time, so I wouldn't know. And either way, they're pretty boring reads; diaries of patients in asylums, serial killers, or... Whatever #16207 had going on.

[fuckthemoon1]

As someone who has killed many people and been in many asylums I take offence to that. But 16207 sounds intriguing

[mrartefactstorage]

We were all pretty certain it was fiction, its original cover was an exact copy of a Victorian mystery novel the Library already has, so we sent it their way. Turns out it was narrating real murders happening in real time. Section 31 was briefly on our arse about it, but they would've never actually used it to prevent the murders, so... It's here now. Trying to wheel itself into the outside world.

[fuckthemoon1]

Huh. Always something new with you lot, isn’t it?

[mrartefactstorage]

New? #16207 is nothing new to me. #16198 would premeditate murders that would come up on the news as "spontaneous bout of rage" from the killer. That was tastefully haunting.

[fuckthemoon1]

Love a good spontaneous bout of rage. Your job would be great without the paperwork. Just out of interest- where are you keeping it?

[mrartefactstorage]

#16198 was lost to mold a few years ago, fortunately we couldn't salvage it. These guys are going in separate wall safes, though!

[fuckthemoon1]

…how secure would you say those wall safes are

[mrartefactstorage]

If you broke into into one, I'd get an alert on my phone. So would my boss, most of the Institute, and the London Police Department. And the Artefacts themselves might fight you.

[fuckthemoon1]

Sounds like a challenge!

[mrartefactstorage]

It's actually called a felony charge.

[fuckthemoon1]

I’m pretty sure I don’t legally exist so-

[mrartefactstorage]

I just watched a whole cart full of books roll itself out of the tunnel connecting us to the Library and bump into the wall. At first I thought someone had pushed it, but I've been calling out for two minutes, no one's coming to get it...

Update: Most of them are tagged "SVO". I think I'm interrupting a prison escape.

[fuckthemoon1]

…Haunted?

[mrartefactstorage]

Yeah pretty haunted.

[fuckthemoon1]

Are the ghosts hot at least?

[mrartefactstorage]

Oh, we're not lucky enough to get floating translucent corpses most of the time, so I wouldn't know. And either way, they're pretty boring reads; diaries of patients in asylums, serial killers, or... Whatever #16207 had going on.

[fuckthemoon1]

As someone who has killed many people and been in many asylums I take offence to that. But 16207 sounds intriguing

[mrartefactstorage]

We were all pretty certain it was fiction, its original cover was an exact copy of a Victorian mystery novel the Library already has, so we sent it their way. Turns out it was narrating real murders happening in real time. Section 31 was briefly on our arse about it, but they would've never actually used it to prevent the murders, so... It's here now. Trying to wheel itself into the outside world.

[fuckthemoon1]

Huh. Always something new with you lot, isn’t it?

[mrartefactstorage]

New? #16207 is nothing new to me. #16198 would premeditate murders that would come up on the news as "spontaneous bout of rage" from the killer. That was tastefully haunting.

[fuckthemoon1]

Love a good spontaneous bout of rage. Your job would be great without the paperwork. Just out of interest- where are you keeping it?

[mrartefactstorage]

#16198 was lost to mold a few years ago, fortunately we couldn't salvage it. These guys are going in separate wall safes, though!

[fuckthemoon1]

…how secure would you say those wall safes are

[mrartefactstorage]

If you broke into into one, I'd get an alert on my phone. So would my boss, most of the Institute, and the London Police Department. And the Artefacts themselves might fight you.

[fuckthemoon1]

Sounds like a challenge!

[mrartefactstorage]

I just watched a whole cart full of books roll itself out of the tunnel connecting us to the Library and bump into the wall. At first I thought someone had pushed it, but I've been calling out for two minutes, no one's coming to get it...

Update: Most of them are tagged "SVO". I think I'm interrupting a prison escape.

[fuckthemoon1]

…Haunted?

[mrartefactstorage]

Yeah pretty haunted.

[fuckthemoon1]

Are the ghosts hot at least?

[mrartefactstorage]

Oh, we're not lucky enough to get floating translucent corpses most of the time, so I wouldn't know. And either way, they're pretty boring reads; diaries of patients in asylums, serial killers, or... Whatever #16207 had going on.

[fuckthemoon1]

As someone who has killed many people and been in many asylums I take offence to that. But 16207 sounds intriguing

[mrartefactstorage]

We were all pretty certain it was fiction, its original cover was an exact copy of a Victorian mystery novel the Library already has, so we sent it their way. Turns out it was narrating real murders happening in real time. Section 31 was briefly on our arse about it, but they would've never actually used it to prevent the murders, so... It's here now. Trying to wheel itself into the outside world.

[fuckthemoon1]

Huh. Always something new with you lot, isn’t it?

[mrartefactstorage]

New? #16207 is nothing new to me. #16198 would premeditate murders that would come up on the news as "spontaneous bout of rage" from the killer. That was tastefully haunting.

[fuckthemoon1]

Love a good spontaneous bout of rage. Your job would be great without the paperwork. Just out of interest- where are you keeping it?

[mrartefactstorage]

#16198 was lost to mold a few years ago, fortunately we couldn't salvage it. These guys are going in separate wall safes, though!

[fuckthemoon1]

…how secure would you say those wall safes are

[mrartefactstorage]

I just watched a whole cart full of books roll itself out of the tunnel connecting us to the Library and bump into the wall. At first I thought someone had pushed it, but I've been calling out for two minutes, no one's coming to get it...

Update: Most of them are tagged "SVO". I think I'm interrupting a prison escape.

[fuckthemoon1]

…Haunted?

[mrartefactstorage]

Yeah pretty haunted.

[fuckthemoon1]

Are the ghosts hot at least?

[mrartefactstorage]

Oh, we're not lucky enough to get floating translucent corpses most of the time, so I wouldn't know. And either way, they're pretty boring reads; diaries of patients in asylums, serial killers, or... Whatever #16207 had going on.

[fuckthemoon1]

As someone who has killed many people and been in many asylums I take offence to that. But 16207 sounds intriguing

[mrartefactstorage]

We were all pretty certain it was fiction, its original cover was an exact copy of a Victorian mystery novel the Library already has, so we sent it their way. Turns out it was narrating real murders happening in real time. Section 31 was briefly on our arse about it, but they would've never actually used it to prevent the murders, so... It's here now. Trying to wheel itself into the outside world.

[fuckthemoon1]

Huh. Always something new with you lot, isn’t it?

[mrartefactstorage]

New? #16207 is nothing new to me. #16198 would premeditate murders that would come up on the news as "spontaneous bout of rage" from the killer. That was tastefully haunting.

[fuckthemoon1]

Love a good spontaneous bout of rage. Your job would be great without the paperwork. Just out of interest- where are you keeping it?

[mrartefactstorage]

I just watched a whole cart full of books roll itself out of the tunnel connecting us to the Library and bump into the wall. At first I thought someone had pushed it, but I've been calling out for two minutes, no one's coming to get it...

Update: Most of them are tagged "SVO". I think I'm interrupting a prison escape.

[fuckthemoon1]

…Haunted?

[mrartefactstorage]

Yeah pretty haunted.

[fuckthemoon1]

Are the ghosts hot at least?

[mrartefactstorage]

Oh, we're not lucky enough to get floating translucent corpses most of the time, so I wouldn't know. And either way, they're pretty boring reads; diaries of patients in asylums, serial killers, or... Whatever #16207 had going on.

[fuckthemoon1]

As someone who has killed many people and been in many asylums I take offence to that. But 16207 sounds intriguing

[mrartefactstorage]

We were all pretty certain it was fiction, its original cover was an exact copy of a Victorian mystery novel the Library already has, so we sent it their way. Turns out it was narrating real murders happening in real time. Section 31 was briefly on our arse about it, but they would've never actually used it to prevent the murders, so... It's here now. Trying to wheel itself into the outside world.

[fuckthemoon1]

Huh. Always something new with you lot, isn’t it?

[mrartefactstorage]

I just watched a whole cart full of books roll itself out of the tunnel connecting us to the Library and bump into the wall. At first I thought someone had pushed it, but I've been calling out for two minutes, no one's coming to get it...

Update: Most of them are tagged "SVO". I think I'm interrupting a prison escape.

[fuckthemoon1]

…Haunted?

[mrartefactstorage]

Yeah pretty haunted.

[fuckthemoon1]

Are the ghosts hot at least?

[mrartefactstorage]

Oh, we're not lucky enough to get floating translucent corpses most of the time, so I wouldn't know. And either way, they're pretty boring reads; diaries of patients in asylums, serial killers, or... Whatever #16207 had going on.

[fuckthemoon1]

As someone who has killed many people and been in many asylums I take offence to that. But 16207 sounds intriguing

[mrartefactstorage]

I just watched a whole cart full of books roll itself out of the tunnel connecting us to the Library and bump into the wall. At first I thought someone had pushed it, but I've been calling out for two minutes, no one's coming to get it...

Update: Most of them are tagged "SVO". I think I'm interrupting a prison escape.

[fuckthemoon1]

…Haunted?

[mrartefactstorage]

Yeah pretty haunted.

[fuckthemoon1]

Are the ghosts hot at least?

[mrartefactstorage]

I just watched a whole cart full of books roll itself out of the tunnel connecting us to the Library and bump into the wall. At first I thought someone had pushed it, but I've been calling out for two minutes, no one's coming to get it...

Update: Most of them are tagged "SVO". I think I'm interrupting a prison escape.

[fuckthemoon1]

…Haunted?