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drilsouls

Get ready for a bloodmoon brother

thebestoftumbling

This perfectly encapsulates why I hate “The Big Bang Theory” (x)

matt-ruins-your-shit

lol I remember hearing someone call the big bang theory “geek black face.” Pretty accurate if you ask me.

#huehuehuehue

somecleverreference

I found a pun that works in both English and Spanish

Where do cats go when they die? Purrgatory.

¿De dónde van los gatos cuando mueren? Purgatorio.

theload

waiting-unknown

Dude it works also in Italian! ‘Dove vanno i gatti quando muoiono? Nel purGATTOrio’

envahissantecapucine-deactivate

could also work in french: “où vont les chats quand ils meurent? Au purCHATtoire”

warning--known--fangirl

The ultimate pun

itsmealis

IT ALSO WORKS IN PORTUGUESE

“Para onde os gatos vão quando morrem? Para o purGATOrio”

thedinosaurprince

WE HAVE ACHIEVED PEAK PUN

learningtoacceptchange

The pun heard ‘round the world.

taichiswordsfan-blog

How to Escape a Hair Grab or a Neck Grab ? Look at them, carefully.

tai chi pants on http://www.icnbuys.com/tai-chi-pants give you surprise at the new year.

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archived12222-deactivated202107

While this could be useful, I can’t help but feel like all these moves would be completely useless to someone who wasn’t actually trained

fuckthisnoiseystuff

They would be completely useless to anyone who isn't trained. If anyone thinks they can pull an armbar successfully in a street fight without at least being blue belt they are mind numbingly stupid.

wholelottiered

the-bermuda-octagon-deactivated

Winning formula to be a fan favorite character 2015: Contribute basically nothing to the plot and look cool

somefagonyourdash

some tinder bios never cease to impress me

maulthots

schuetzengrabenmints-deactivate

That would be my reaction to Lena Dunham, too

#hahahahahahaha

ciryes

KIDS REACT TO:

Order 66

becausebirds

workoutinpink

I don't understand why is people obsessed over the fitnessfitsme problem, what if is a low calorie intake? it's just a month! I cut my calorie intake to 700 for 50 days, less than 2 months with moderate exercise, lost all that extra weight I wanted and then continued eating a healthy balanced diet and got into more hard training. I lost the extra lbs fast so I could focus on getting leaner later in a good healthy way, there is nothing wrong with it if it's a short period of time once in a while.

THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH IT? fuck where do I start.

Congratu-fucking-lations if after deciding to starve yourself for only 50 days you went back to “healthy balanced diet” (which more likely you didn’t if you think starving is not that bad), but guess what? 500 calories is the start of 400 calories, of 200 calories, of only an apple, of “tic-tacs” have too many calories, of eating disorders, and finally of death, again, good for you special snowflake for not dying, fade stupid diets like this get people into eating disorders so dangerous and so deadly, like ugh.. you can’t even imagine how stupid is this mentality. (not the eating disorder which is actually a sickness but the part where you think spreading this is healthy in ANY way)

Just a month will most likely not be just a month. Will be “goal weight” after goal weight after goal weight.

“I just wanna be happy with my body so I’ll take a shortcut and then just go back to eat normally” and let me tell you this is how magazines sell, this is what every other fade diet is, a short cut that most likely won’t change your life forever, because after one month of restricting you’ll go back, and without learning anything from health because this diets are not about health you will gain weight back, which is no the worst thing in the world, because weigh gain is not actually bad, the problem is you will hate yourself because you gained back and next time the diet you choose is gonna be more extreme and less and less healthy. It’s a vicious cycle and ignorant people spreading shit like this, shit like that “1 month meal plan” are only reinforcing this stupid cycle and making more people miserable.