Fuck Yeah Bash Quotes

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[fuckyeahbash]

Corn

@Rob_Saunders> why do people dislike pop bands?

Mecause it is mass-produced crap

it's not all crap :(

Maybe, But I'm not one to dig through piles of shit to pick out a good piece of corn to eat.

[fuckyeahbash]

Emergency

[@|Asriel] I just got a crazy telemarket call

[@|Asriel] an autoglass repair shop, asking if we had any damaged auto glass we'd like a free quote on

[@|Asriel] I wondered if that was a variant on "is your refrigerator running"

[@|Asriel] if I had broken glass, I'd do something about it

[@Mono] lol

[@|Asriel] not sit around hoping someone will call me up

[@|Asriel] 911 doesnt call you up randomly "We were wondering if anybody happens to be dying, traped, giving birth, or breaking into your home at the moment"

[@|Asriel] "I'm so glad you called, there's a guy holding a gun to my face"

[@Mono] rofl

[fuckyeahbash]

Heavy

oi

in windows

what it mean

if the folder has a hand underneaath it

means it is shared

across your network

how did you know that

i thought it meant itwas heavy

or something

like

it's got 10 gigs in it

[fuckyeahbash]

Subtlety

*** Mandingo ([email protected]) has joined #visualbasic

: hi any females here?

: subtle, real subtle

[fuckyeahbash]

: microsoft donates 5 million dollars worth of software to the rescue effort in new york

: 5 mil of software

: shit i see cops diggin rubble with an outlook cd

[fuckyeahbash]

@Porn-Star>: do u reckon really geeky Klingons learn english?

[fuckyeahbash]

(+Clarke): i was hanging out with some friends last night, and this guy was saying how lesbian porn doesn't turn him on becuase his sister is gay

(@h0ns`b0ll0x): Not too big into lesbian porn myself.

(+Clarke): and he'd be like "oh cool, those chicks are going down on each other......and my sister's friend is sleeping over... OH GOD"

[fuckyeahbash]

[Turtle]: hmm

[Turtle]: ctfmon.exe

[Turtle]: no jamacians capturing any flags on my computer that i know of

[fuckyeahbash]

Flaritter: "hit it" is an american term

DrSpaZZo: Yes

Flaritter: for examples: "I'd like to hit that"

DrSpaZZo: Brits must have their own thing

Flaritter: AND SO FORTH

DrSpaZZo: Like

Flaritter: ?

DrSpaZZo: 'I'd dip my crumpet in her tea'

[fuckyeahbash]

Any horny ladies from idia?

Where in the %@!@% is idai?

It's where idiots are from.

[fuckyeahbash]

lonemalika: The story of how my kitty got her name is funyn

lonemalika: funny*

lonemalika: Back when I lived in Georgia, I was on AOL in a chatroom(yeah, LONG time ago xd)

lonemalika: me and my chatter friends were going spastic over stuff

lonemalika: then my sister goes outside, comes back with a paper lunch bag with two little kittens in it.

lonemalika: Not even 2 weeks old

Trevor: You stole someone's lunch?

Trevor: That's mean.

[fuckyeahbash]

I've certainly met quite a few more violent christians ("lets go kill us some fags") than violent gays ("lets go break into someones house and decorate it!").

[fuckyeahbash]

Ouroboros: lets play Pong

Ok.

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[fuckyeahbash]

you penetrate my mouth

your in-and-outs are furious

sometimes a hair get stuck between my teeth

you always leave that white tasty liquid in my mouth

good ol' toothbrush

[fuckyeahbash]

@NeoPhoenixTE> I see mispelling and faggotry go hand in hnad

er

hand

HAND

.. fuck

[fuckyeahbash]

Sooty just brought a mouse into my room

brb

*** Weirdo is now known as Weirdo|F00d

[fuckyeahbash]

Charging for porn is like caging a beautiful unicorn in a deep, dark dungeon.