not white

Zubyn. Virgo.

[heartseeker]

i think about “ham and bean” on the daily

[speedlimit15]

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

[speedlimit15]

Of all the tags on this post this is the one that worries me most

[chilewithcarnage]

i don't need tumblr premium because I report every ad I see

[chilewithcarnage]

'is this ad malicious?' as far as I'm concerned all ads are malicious

[homunculus-argument]

I like that the only reason we can't domesticate hyenas is because they are simply too powerful. You could take one with you to a city on another continent, leave for work in the morning and then by lunch the beastie shows up at your job like "hi bud I think you accidentally forgot me at home :3 but it's ok I'm here now!" because once alone it chewed trough a brick wall, bent out a cast iron gate, and tracked the faintest scent on asphalt through a completely unfamiliar environment to find you.

Also caught and ate a few pigeons, two outdoor cats, and a small dog on the way. A quick snack.

[dabblingindissent]

[gondorrevealparty]

baseball interviewers will ask "how do you throw the ball so good" and Mariners players will casually drop that they have a headmate who plays the game for them

[jadeharleyinc]

all my alters become walters when i pitch the baseball of success

[unalivejournal]

It's okay if you're 22 and still sleep with a stuffed animal it's called having the cuddlers spirit and it's actually what gets you into heaven

[progestrogenized]

it's also okay if you're 30 and still sleep with a stuffed animal for the same reason btw

[reattachedstrings]

it is never okay to sleep without a stuffed animal

[kosmogrl]

omg the new emoji 🫪🫪🫪🫪

[kosmogrl]

🫪🫪🫪

[kosmogrl]

for those that can’t see it

[couldbeglorious]

i love him on android their eyes are even more off-center

[cee4bugza]

i don’t usually talk outside of tags but this was really funny to me

[sandmandaddy69]

[ask-pacman]

Man Im sorry for snapping at you , uts just that I only got 8 hours of sleep last night and I only had like, two pandcakes with strawberrys and whipped cream and like three premium sausags for breakfast

[lillathelegend]

[dragongirlsweetie]

boss makes a spider i make a slime. that's why i . thas why, tthats why i uhhh. t. thawhy

[dragongirlsweetie]

t.gats why i can't think up an end to the rhyme

[evilwizard]

GET BACK TO WORK

[ourladyinshadow-deactivated2023]

everybody straight till the narrative foil walk in

[ammit420]

no condoms i jus superglue my dick shut #nutfortress

[fishgummy]

pull up his shirt play with his

[wizardmons-moved]

[fishgummy]

you get it sid

[wizardmons-moved]

[fishgummy]

sid where did you get this

[livelovelaugh-777]

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[egberts]

turning off notifications for everything like