#63148

[grouchydairy]

cake

[fuckyeahbash]

Emergency

[@|Asriel] I just got a crazy telemarket call

[@|Asriel] an autoglass repair shop, asking if we had any damaged auto glass we'd like a free quote on

[@|Asriel] I wondered if that was a variant on "is your refrigerator running"

[@|Asriel] if I had broken glass, I'd do something about it

[@Mono] lol

[@|Asriel] not sit around hoping someone will call me up

[@|Asriel] 911 doesnt call you up randomly "We were wondering if anybody happens to be dying, traped, giving birth, or breaking into your home at the moment"

[@|Asriel] "I'm so glad you called, there's a guy holding a gun to my face"

[@Mono] rofl