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fuckyeahbluewhale

@fuckyeahbluewhale

Embrace the klaxon!

43 posts

fuckyeahbluewhale

Nov 8, 2012

Alan: When they have babies- Stephen: Now, there’s an interesting thing: their genitalia. Stephen: Give me the length of a blue whale penis. Stephen: Give it to me now.

#Alan Davies #stephen fry #season 1 #QI #Blue Whale #penis #humor #comedy #panel #educational #episode 3 #aquatic animals #16 feet of genitalia

fuckyeahbluewhale

Oct 23, 2012

Stephen: What is the longest animal in the world?

Alan: The first thing that came to mind would be a really long snake.

Alan: But, even the longest snake wouldn't be as long as a really,really long sea animal.

Alan: Like a whale.

Klaxon: KLAXON! KLAXON! KLAXON!

#alan davies #stephen fry #qi #television #humor #comedy #klaxon #blue whale #series a #episode 3 #aquatic animals #educational

fuckyeahbluewhale

Oct 23, 2012

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#alan davies #qi #television #ridiculously adorable #buzzer #series a #episode 3 #aquatic animals #gavels #humor #comedy #educational #dropped ping pong ball #screencap

fuckyeahbluewhale

Oct 23, 2012

Jonathan: I'll just go stick my head down a toilet, shall I?

Maddie: Make sure to flush.

#alan davies #jonathan creek #maddie magellan #Caroline Quentin #television #screencap #season 1 #episode 3 #the reconstituted corpse #magic #magician

fuckyeahbluewhale

Oct 22, 2012

Maddie: It could never work. Not even as science fiction.

Maddie: And, the other thing is: I’m already sleeping with Jonathan.

Maddie: Where have you been, you love rocket?!

Shelford: I’ll see myself out, then.

#alan davies #jonathan creek #episode 3 #season 1 #the reconstituted corpse #Caroline Quentin #maddie magellan #magician #magic #television #screencap #shelford #Nigel Planer #PHWOARRR!#what in hell do smell of?#Two week old halibut?

fuckyeahbluewhale

Oct 22, 2012

Jonathan: A good one, isn't it?

Maddie: A good one?

Maddie: Somewhere between here and the ground, someone's planted a corpse in my cupboard.

#alan davies #jonathan creek #episode 3 #season 1 #the reconstituted corpse #Caroline Quentin #maddie magellan #my cupboard? is that a euphemism?#i certainly hope it is not #morbid curiosity #television #screencap #magic #magician

fuckyeahbluewhale

Oct 21, 2012

Jonathan: Two lasagnas, please.

Maddie: Don't know what I want. I'm not even hungry.

Maddie: Drop of chili will do me.

Maddie: With some rice.

Maddie: Some garlic bread, a jacket potato. Oh, and some crisps.

#alan davies #jonathan creek #maddie magellan #Caroline Quentin #season 1 #episode 3 #the reconstituted corpse #gpoy

fuckyeahbluewhale

Oct 21, 2012

Shelford: That was unfortunate.

Shelford: I completely misjudged the water pressure on those taps,

Shelford: and, of course, it went everywhere.

Shelford: Thankfully, it's not urine, so it won't stain.

#alan davies #jonathan creek #season 1 #episode 3 #the reconstituted corpse #shelford #nigel planer

fuckyeahbluewhale

Oct 18, 2012

#alan davies #roland white #whites #season 1 #episode 2 #television #screencap #humor #comedy #smoking #chef #cookery #restaurant

fuckyeahbluewhale

Oct 18, 2012

Bib: I'm all done.

Roland: Tureen of grouse with Chinese river crackers, fillet of reindeer with gold-covered cobnuts.

Bib: My menu.

Roland: Oh, it's a menu.

Roland: I thought it was a wizard's shopping list.

#alan davies #Darren Boyd #stephen wright #roland white #bib #skoose #whites #television #humor #comedy #cookery #chef #restaurant #infused with dolphin tears #kiki #isy suttie

fuckyeahbluewhale

Oct 18, 2012

#alan davies #roland white #whites #drinking #television #humor #comedy #cookery #chef #episode 2 #season 1 #a hard day's gpoy

fuckyeahbluewhale

Oct 17, 2012

Roland: Look out! Her comes Rolandosaurus!

Roland: Rawr! I'm coming to get you, Bib! Rawr!

Bib: Ah! Run for your life, everyone! Here comes Roland with his boring food.

#roland white #alan davies #whites #bib #Darren Boyd #television #screencap #my edit #cookery #chef #insult #dinosaur noises #ROAR!

fuckyeahbluewhale

Oct 17, 2012

Roland: You can't expect me to magic up a new menu every time you click your fingers.

Roland: It’s like me saying to you, give me ten new fonts for the menu.

Roland: Come on! Give me another font! Right now!

Caroline: Verdana.

Roland: Another one!

Caroline: Helvetica. Trebuchet. Baskerville Semibold. Helsinki Metronome. Plantaganet Cherokee.

Roland: Oookay! Well done.

Roland: You know your fonts Caroline.

#alan davies #roland white #whites #caroline #Katherine Parkinson #television #episode 2 #season 1 #screencap #my edit #comedy #humor #typography #fonts #menu #cookery #chef

fuckyeahbluewhale

Oct 17, 2012

Caroline: I need to talk to you about the new menu, Roland.

Caroline: (sarcasm) He's not here? Oh well, at least this gives me the opportunity to change out of this uncomfortable bra.

#alan davies #roland white #whites #caroline #Katherine Parkinson #season 1 #episode 2 #television #screencap #my edit #cookery #comedy #humor #chef #womanly wiles

fuckyeahbluewhale

Oct 17, 2012

Stephen: Oh no! Not white middle class rap!

#stephen fry #alan davies #qi #series a #episode 2 #Astronomy #panel #comedy #humor #unless it's Eminem #although middle class is debatable on that one

fuckyeahbluewhale

Oct 17, 2012

Lee: You couldn’t get a tiger up your trousers, even if you were a Northerner.

Alan: If you had really big trousers...

Alan: ...or a tiny little tiger.

#Astronomy #PHWOARRR!#a tiger in your pants #alan davies #comedy #episode 2 #humor #panel #qi #quite interesting #series a #jeremy hardy

fuckyeahbluewhale

Oct 16, 2012

Alan: I nearly injured myself the other day.

Alan: I was standing at the urinal,

Alan: and it was so high

Alan: I had to stand on tiptoes,

Alan: And, I nearly pulled a muscle in the hamstring area.

Bill: It was a font in a church.

Alan: I was not weeing in a font.

Alan: I resent that!

#qi #alan davies #bill bailey #anecdote #series a #episode 2 #Astronomy #having a wee #resentment #humor #comedy #religion

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