Q: The most popular theory about Blur is that there's a fault line between you and Alex: the dour muso versus the flighty popinjay. Does Damon have his hands full keeping you both on-board?
Graham: Probably, Damon has had a lot on his plate putting on his I'm A Friend Of Alex face and then his I'm A Friend Of Graham face. But it's nothing bad between me and Alex. It's just to do with sense of humour. We're very similar. If he wants to try and be in The Average White Band then I'm going to be in Gang Of Four. I'm cutting against him all the time, because he's, like, a sexy musician and I feel...shy and clumsy. So I try and fuck up his funk. It's basically teenage party jealousy.















