Eine neue Derpzeit beginnt

A tumblr for the derpy faces of Eisbrecher along with the occasional old Megaherz post. If you have any derptastic photos of the boys, please submit them! Spread the ice-cold Derp!

[fuckyeaheisbrecher]

Alexx’s Arsch Appreciation

[wtfmargot]

Oh alright. I can appreciate this appreciation. Clearly he does as well.

[fuckyeahderpbrecher]

[fuckyeahderpbrecher]

How to pose for a photo: point at midsections.

[fuckyeahderpbrecher]

Jürgen is the Glühbirne of my life

[fuckyeahderpbrecher]

What's Glühbirne supposed to mean?

A lightbulb, because Jürgen's head looked like one with his beard all grown out in this photo:

[fuckyeahderpbrecher]

Spent the day rolling around in pain and cursing my X chromosomes, so here's an equally painful derp. 

Although Glühbirne and his hair is all normal in this photo so I have no idea what is going on.

[ilovebigshirtlessalexx]

I think the stripper chick is the same girl wrapped in the Bayern flag that Alexx was being Derpy with 

[cremedhoney]

I found my future job! haha

Did he have a hard on at the end? lol How cute

[fuckyeahderpbrecher]

That girl needs an award for being able to put on the most amount of lights on a human body while remaining attractive. I'd kill to have her body!

[fuckyeahderpbrecher]

Go figure the creep Pringles is derping with the pretty girl while Housemaster Kinky J and Glühbirne are just hanging out in the back like everything is normal. 

[fuckyeaheisbrecher]

[aidngillen]

So creepy….yet so inviting….

[wtfmargot]

I’m pretty sure this creeper could convince me to get into his van.

[fuckyeahderpbrecher]

It's amazing how one man can be so reliably and consistently creepy.

[fuckyeahderpbrecher]

[fuckyeaheisbrecher]

[giiwanaadiz-ikwe]

Always reblog Jürgen’s derp hair

[wtfmargot]

Wow, that derp extends well beyond his hair.

[fuckyeahderpbrecher]

Oh Glühbirne.... 

[fuckyeahderpbrecher]

more Jurgen and his hair!

I will try! Unfortunately, or fortunately for some of you, Alex seems to dominate in the the sheer number of photos that people take and upload. 

[fuckyeahderpbrecher]

No, that's not a creepy look at all, why would you ask?

[fuckyeahalexxwesselsky-blog]

[cremedhoney]

why.

[fuckyeahderpbrecher]

I can't even.

What is that headwear combination?

Also, blaumann-anzug or am I just blind on my phone?

[fuckyeahderpbrecher]

[fuckyeahderpbrecher]

I really do need to park this outside of the ask box. Look at your ask, then look at this judging stare. Do you feel guilty about your ask? 

[fuckyeahalexxwesselsky-blog]

[aidngillen]

Bringing this back because I heard talk of the peeled off skull and crossbones again. Too funny XD

An extremely sexy photo nonetheless

[fuckyeahderpbrecher]

Everyone's favorite eyebrow. 

I don't even know what that beard is. It's like a chin cup with a little handle.

[fuckyeahderpbrecher]

alexx jokes about his penis, why can't we?

Go ahead and joke about it, but not in my ask box or on this tumblr. I think it's very different for one person to joke about themselves, and for a complete stranger to joke about it and can come off very differently. 

[fuckyeahderpbrecher]

penis make you uncomfortable?

No, but I expect fans to be respectful and mature about the bands--they're people as well with personal lives and all that wonderful stuff. This really isn't the blog for personal things about the band as I really don't care about personal aspects of the bandmembers.