FUCK YEAH FLEX ALEXANDER

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I NEED A STREAM TO THE COCKYBOY VIDEO OF COLBY KELLER AND ANTHONY ROMERO RIGHT NOW!!!

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if you’re not courtney stodden we can’t be friends

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Every king needs his queen.

A drag queen in this case. #oop

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RAPE jokes

Some people find them funny.

Feel free to judge these people.

Feel free to look down on these people.

Feel free to voice your opinions on the social issues tackled by certain jokes.

But it is not your job to regulate what others find funny.

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Dude. That MJ/Lisa Marie fic you wrote...I laughed so fucking hard.

ty! I should post it on tumblr

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“Michael took a giant leap from the doorway to the bed, testicles flailing as he soared through the air. He landed perfectly, squatting over Lisa’s excited face.”

*closes laptop and jumps off a cliff*

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LMAO! oh shit i remember this. from LJ, right? 

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lol I wrote that "fic". I wish I saved it :(

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video froze here and i had to cap

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is that jermaine jackson picture photoshopped?

No.

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Courtney Stodden needs to not exist 

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You tho

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To My Dearest Queen Khia: I have got a hater that needs to be read for filth by none other than the one and only Thug Misses. This strong faced, snaggle toothed heffa rocking a hairline rivaling that of Stevie Wonder is force feeding her grandiose delusions through her twitter. Not only is she butt-ass ugly flaunting her fake red bottoms , but she's trying to convince people that she's some upperclass socialite when every room in her house looks like a rundown garage, she's got at least three failing businesses, and her husband is on the DL taking business trips across the country getting his fill of bussy from his undercover gay lovers. While he's away, she trolls for Jackson brother dick and has been known to flirt with Tito, especially. This bitch has threatened to have me and my friend Slim_Tito arrested. She's used racial and homophobic slurs against me. I ask her personally: "If you say you're so gorgeous, why are you actually ugly as fuck? If you say you live in an exclusive part of Washington, why does it look like you live in a rundown taco shack when I look on Google Earth? If you say you're reporting me and/or Trailergirl to the authorities for "threatening you" (which we've never done) or publicly posting your phone number/address (which is easily found through a simple google search because you're listed), why have you done the same thing back? If you're monitoring and reporting people's inappropriate tweets to Jackson brothers, why is it acceptable for you to spam them with your thirsty pleas for attention through flirting and borderline cybersex... oh, also on an account that your 13 year old daughter follows and reads? If you claim to be intelligent, why are you a fucking dumbass?" Videos to further explain: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNJtJWFLPFg http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZBUiqJ2HT0 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ta6cv9jG0LI

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[embryaa]

Never forget Flex Alexander playing Michael Jackson..

That was the downfall of his career and that’s how he wound up in that verizon commercial…smh all that baby powder and ish

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Omg! I met flex Alexander at the Valencia mall yesterday. Omg I almost melted when I saw him. I was wayy scared to approach him. I have had a crush on him for as long as I can remember. Watching one on one just to stare at him. ooooweee. I finally meet him and all I could say is “can I please have a picture & you’re so much cuter in person”, Gahhh. Omg when he put his arm around my waist for the picture, I almost fainted, I’m never washing my cardigan ever again. I was having a bad day up until i met him, I couldn’t stop smiling. BTW he is waayyyy hotter in person. TV doesn’t do his sexy ass justice. 

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Flex Alexander still making bitches wet whilst changing lives.

Congrats on meeting a legend, gurl.

You shouldn't have been scared to approach him tho. That's sort of his job as a sales associate at Verizon.

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Corny

Natalie: Look, Flex, I don't have time to play games. If you can be in a real relationship, then we should just end this right now.

Flex: Oh. So some other brother can get the jewelry that I dropped? I think not.

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Flex Alexander is in this movie too omg