Hey Ash, Whatcha Playin'?

This is an appreciation blog for Hey Ash, Whatcha Playin'? This lovely series can be found here. Nothing belongs to us unless stated so.

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Ashly: Oh my god. You're a terrorist. Anthony: What? Ashly: My own brother?  Anthony: I'm not a terrorist. Ashly: All along... Anthony: I'm not a terrorist! Ashly: How did I not see the signs? It all adds up. Anthony: What adds up? Ashly: You're angry all the time, you have a beard- Papa Burch: You're brown.  Ashly: Holy shit. Anthony: What? You're brown, too!  Ashly: Don't drag me into this! You're the one doin' all the shady shit!  Anthony: What, being brown and having a beard? That's not shady shit, that's racial profiling.   Ashly: Then explain those little red envelopes you keep sending out every week. Anthony: The Netflix DVDs?  Ashly: What the fuck is Netflix? Papa Burch: It's probably like Anthrax or some bullshit. Anthony: No it's not!  Ashly: YOU PUT NETFLIX IN THOSE? Anthony: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT 

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Ashly: If I was stuck in a dark forest, would you come look for me? Anthony: Yeah, would you come look for me? Ashly: What? Are you fucking kidding me? Anthony: What? Ashly: CHRIST no. Anthony: But- Ashly: Are you serious? Anthony: Well, yeah- Ashly: Do you know how our relationship works at all? Antony: Well, I thought it was kind of dysfunctional and emotionally taxing but, like, at the heart of it, it was actually really lovin- Ashly: Are you shitting me? 

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You like that, don't you? You little slut.

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actinglikealetter:

The badassness that is Ashly Burch.

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Bill Boness must be a hipster.

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sexylikehobbitorelf:

Ashly Burch, you are my absolute favourite girl in the world. 

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Ashly: What's the haps? Anthony: I'm trying to come up with an interesting mentor character for the game I'm writing. Ashly: Write me. Put me in there. Anthony: No. Ashly: Fade in. Interior. Our computer room. Anthony: Can you shut up and help me? Ashly: You see the protagonist wielding a Nerf gun the size of a bazooka and masturbating to a picture of herself wearing a goatee. Anthony: What are you talking about? Ashly: Fade to black. Roll credits.

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"Ready for bed, honey?"

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The Chocolate Taco

If you are a fan of the HAWPcast, just... just watch this.

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Ashly is quite large.

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Awkward smiles from the Burch kids adults.

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Ash Sees Dicks

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Hawp-Life

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Whacha pwnin

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Sorry for not posting much, but here... have this...

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FUCK YES HEY ASH WHATCHA PLAYIN' APPRECIATION BLOG.Also, you've heard of the HAWPodcast, right? http://thehawpcast.mevio.com/

I listen to it every day on my commute!

To any of our followers that doesn't know about the HAWPcast, you should listen to it. It's pretty spectacular.

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Ashly: If you could- Operator: Ma'am? Ashly: -have, like, any superpower- Operator: Ma'am? Ashly: -so like, you could fly- Operator: Ma'am? This is 911... Ashly: -or you could have super speed, or like super strength... Operator: This is only supposed to be used for emergencies.