Nothing you say will save you - but do keep talking.

A blog dedicated to Jarlaxle of Bregan D'aerthe.

[seanofbeankeep]

Wait another one

[luthierscurse]

Everytime I see a jarlaxle blog, it's like walking in on an ongoing party. While other fandoms are having meltdowns, the rest of you are all deciding what color the interior of his cape should be and which set of earrings he should wear before a murder. I adore it.

[yardsards]

everything in this life is temporary. except that fandom hyperfixation from when you were 14. that thang will be with you forever there's no escaping.

[shithowdy]

i like how the forgotten realms/drizzt fandom as a whole at some point collectively decided without consulting one another that jarlaxle can only be drawn with a :3 mouth

[shithowdy]

[rukafais]

you're all just jealous of his cool amulet crystal who is his new best friend and would never do anything bad to him ever :/

[snacobie]

Revenge on @mr-moonzeal ✨✨💖💖

[1071png]

bald guy I dont even care about (lying)

[luthierscurse]

When your ex-boyfriend boards your ship.

[fireheartedpup]

Funniest fandoms are where the fans are like, "I'm obsessed with this. I don't recommend it even slightly."

[squidwithelbows]

Had a realization about jarlaxle’s whole plot on the surface world…

[mintmerlot]

Just a regular office day in Bregan D’aerthe 😗

[patheticraiguy]

[jolly-squish]

Commission for @discourteouscuttlefish of cunty Jarlaxle

[mrachniy]

"The Sellswords" trilogy in a nutshell

[rukafais]

Warmup. Your eyepatch is looking a little weird, Jarlaxle....

[pidgeydraws]

I feel a strong urge to draw them so

[pidgeydraws]

brought a jarlaxle meme for you