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whitepajamas:
[What is the loudest thing in the ocean?] Alan Davies: Crabs! Stephen Fry: No, not quite crabs. Alan Davies: Lobsters! Crayfish! [starts snapping his hands like crab claws] Jo Brand: Is it some sort of vibrating thing? Stephen Fry: Well, no, you’re doing exactly— what Alan is doing is exactly right. Alan Davies: [still snapping his hands] What I am doing is exactly right!Â
Stephen Fry: What is the world’s most expensive meat? Jimmy Carr: Unicorn steak. Or a mermaid fillet. Or a griffin burger.
Alan Davies: Did you have a skateboard? Stephen Fry: No. But, erm … Jimmy Carr: Did you try and buy one, and they went, [posh accent] “I don’t think this is for you.” Stephen Fry: No! It’s not the kind of thing I liked. Phill Jupitus: They actually had a Bentley skateboard made of teak. With fine, original, Birmingham wheels.
whitepajamas:
Stephen Fry: It seems, though, that the part of the body that has changed most recently, in the last ten thousand years, is the nose, funnily enough. And we’re not quite sure why. It seems— there’s some noses, in case you didn’t know what they looked like. Jimmy Carr: And are you going to tell us that the more highly evolved people have got sort of a slightly bent to one side nose, Stephen? Â
Stephen Fry: What’s this for? Rob Brydon: It’s not four, it’s three!
[on the QI crop circle] Stephen: The extraordinary thing is that almost within half an hour of it being completed and the dawn rising, we were contacted by people, some of them wanted to know, they said “Is it real or is it man-made?”
From QI 8x03:
Sean Locke: “If we all do it at the first question, we all lose points, and it’s just done.”
Stephen Fry: When did rabbits arrive in Britain?
Alan Davies: Tuesday.
Stephen Fry: Do you remember what year it was?
Alan Davies: 3,000 years ago. Tuesday morning.
(via growingup)
Stephen Fry: "None of them is the odd one out" is the answer. Do you know why?
Phill Jupitus: What kind of a hellish quiz is this?! "What one's the odd one out?" "None of them! Ha ha ha ha! Baaahaah!" [Phill impersonates Stephen's laugh in his role as General Melchett]
Stephen Fry: Hey, is that me?
Phill Jupitus: That's you.
Stephen Fry: Oh, bugger you! I don't sound like that. "Baaahaabaaah"
Stephen Fry: I'll give you an extra two points if you can tell me the longest fence in the world.
Phill Jupitus: The Great Fence of China!
Alan Davies: It's to keep people off the Great Wall.
Series 5 - 8. Eyes and Ears
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Series 5 - 8. Eyes and Ears
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