Fuck Yeah Stripper Shit

Stripper and strip club related pictures, videos and text posts. This blog is run by Miss Kate Hate . We accept submissions here and ask questions here. There's also a list of the Strippers of Tumblr compiled by ClubPatron. This blog is inappropriate for those under 18, so if you're not old enough to be a stripper, please leave. Also not safe for non-sex industry work. Here is a really awesome FAQ written by bitter--bitch.

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[saintlouis-succubus]

I made a deal with my demons, so now I call them friends.

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[finessinyournigga]

[meowberry]

Hahaha right??? You have no gold to dig, bro.

[gothicstripper]

[fuckyeahstrippershit]

[asleepynerd-deactivated20210223]

New rule, if you aren’t tipping you aren’t allowed to clap, woo, scream, whistle or yell. I only accept appreciation in cash.

[hashtag-stripper-problems]

👏💸🙌❗❗❗

[newyork1972]

Showgirls (1995)

[pinksugardoll]

It is crazy this place still looks exactly the same with the exception of the Stardust no longer being there.

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Some rules and guidelines for club customers from yr local grumpy stripper

1. Leave our nipples alone

2. Tipping a few singles on a $100+ dance is annoying and if you had any fun at all you should just give us at least $20 (or even if you didnt bc if you didnt have fun it was probably your own damn fault)

3. The less you touch me the better dance / heavier grind / sexier moveset you will get. If you keep fucking trying to grope me I’m just going to concentrate on squirming away out of your grasp and pay absolutely no attention to your boner

4. I actually LOVE performing on stage when people are tipping well so get your friends together and tell them to stop being cheap and you’ll get the show you want

5. Don’t lick or suck on me a n y w h e r e omg I’m sweaty and covered in dirt and club germs and also fuckin… Every time a guy puts his mouth on me all I can think of is clarawebb’s post on how strippers are a conduit for straight men to relate to one another sexually and I want to laugh but also cry because I’m so grossed out by his mouth slime

6. Stop asking so many got dang personal questions

7. Stop assuming I make 1k every night, cute how it’s always the cheap guys who wanna talk about how much money I must make, who the hell do you think is getting me to 1k if you won’t even buy a dance :(

8. Don’t fucking lead us on and say “after this drink we’ll get a dance” if you don’t intend to do so because you’re wasting our work time and reducing our earning potential for the night and it’s really appalling that you get off on that. Instead go home and meditate on how not to be a poo

9. Every other customer thinks he’s just as different and special as you. Don’t worry. You’re all equally special!!!!!! Everyone is just as special as everyone else

10. There’s literally no way I’m ever going to let you put a one dollar bill directly in the crotch of my g-string so G I V E U P

[pinksugardoll]

Ladies and gentlemen, The Penthouse Club of New Orleans.

[pinksugardoll]

@hashtag-stripper-problems yes, this club is the hardest club to get hired that I’ve ever worked. I worked there for two years and I would say I saw three to five girls get hired in that time. (I always go in really early so I saw all auditions because they only do them before 9). I would advise most girls to not plan to work in this club if you strip trip to Nola. Srry if this breaks your heart!!

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Your husband’s view while you’re at home being a hatin’-ass bitch.

[americaisdead]

albuquerque, new mexico. 2016

[haidaspicciare]

Rose McGowan, “Planet Terror” (Robert Rodriguez, 2007).

[supersexygirlsdotcom]

instagram @curvybutslim

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turns out if people hadn’t deleted the caption we would know who she is already.

following.

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that’s actually not her insta. that was a weird ass insta run by a cis dude who collected videos of slim thick women. I believe I tried to find her vid before but I can’t remember if I found the source. I’ll check my blog again.

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#menruinthings