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a blog dedicated to the text posts on tumblr hmu on my ask %

[tylenold]

it’s not you’re* or your*. it’s all Mine. everything is Mine

[nourrice]

im available if any of you wanna fight

[themano-deactivated20190925]

@ people who think they have to choose between liking dogs or cats more, I’m sorry that you live such a boring life

[gknlhae-deactivated20140624]

*puts snapchat text over area of insecurity* 

[lovefool-mp3]

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

[micavel-deactivated20210724]

id rather be vain than learn to hate myself again

[chubby-bunnies]

real fucking talk

[motiya]

my aesthetic is looking mean as hell but being the nicest warmest person you ever met so you feel terrible for judging and become a better person thru it all

[brassy-deactivated20160222]

my aunt and uncle share a toothbrush and if that was what true love looks like i think I’ll stay single

[zootedboy]

if we skyping best believe im looking at myself in that lil window not u

[werewolfxo-moved-deactivated202]

someone: [flirts with me]

me: they are probably just being nice, they probably do this with everyone

someone: [asks me on a date]

me: it’s not a date, it’s just a friend get together thing, probably.

someone: [confesses their love for me]

me: they are probably just being sarcastic

[traynors-blog]

you dont just play the sims. you go on a sims binge for three days straight then put the game down for 5 months

[passion]

started from the bottom and i was somehow able to get lower

[pruningthisbranch-deactivated20]

*me while losing an argument* Ok but why are you yelling

[lady-neurotica-deactivated20210]

I love it when the dogs are on guard but not in full bark mode yet and they just whisper “boof”

[varsityqueerleadercaptain-deact]

don’t date anyone who isn’t proud of you

[fuckyeahtextpost]

God: you have to die so their sins can be forgiven

Jesus:

Jesus:

Jesus:

Jesus: i just came here to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

[peetasboxers-deactivated2013011]

either you put this many questions marks ???????????? or you put none