[NSFW] wwoww wwhat a fuckin freak you are eq
▲: i think wwe should talk more often
▲: i could sit and order you around all day
▲: alwways keep you busy
▼: D —> Why
▼: D —> So you can humiliate me
▼: D —> And whine to me about your failed romances
▲: just like the wway nature intended eq
▲: you lowwblooded landdwwellers wwerent birthed by the mother grub for any other reason
▲: but to servve your royal superiors
▼: D —> This sounds like a nightmare
▼: D —> 100king for a decent conversation partner
▲: youre a fuckin’ pervvert
▲: howw dare you talk like that to your superiors like that you freaky piece of shit
▼: D —> I don’t need to be told that by you
▲: and howw dare you reply wwith somethin like that
▼: D —> You live under the sea
▼: D —> That puts you at the bottom
▲: if youre talkin to me youre gonna havve some fuckin respect
▼: D —> And how e�tly will you go about commanding my respect
▲: im royal blood you fuckin little bitch
▲: come on dont you usually get off to this shit
▲: being all submissivve wwhile a superior vverbally abuses you
▼: D —> What do you know about that
▼: D —> So disgusting it’s making me sweat
▲: no matter howw much youre denyin it
▼: D —> This is disgusting
▼: D —> A cold slimy sweat
▼: D —> Like the briny depths that you call your home
▲: hey i livve abovve the wwater most of the time to be fair
▼: D —> So you’re practically a landdweller
▲: and is that howw you wwould talk about your empress to be
▲: hey i go wwhere i please
▲: i dont need lowwblooded scum like you to judge wwhat i do
▼: D —> Don’t tell me Nepeta’s been running her mouth
▼: D —> I don’t know what you’ve heard
▼: D —> But just because I get a little hot and bothered by imperious decrees
▼: D —> Doesn’t mean I want just anyone bossing me around
▲: do i havve to explain the caste system to you
▲: are you really that fuckin stupid
▼: D —> I am growling at the monitor
▼: D —> And baring my teeth
▲: like some inferior beast
▲: haha you make me laugh
▲: youre no better than the dirty beasts you wworship
▼: D —> Musclebeasts are noble creatures
▲: so should i just start talkin to you like youre some kind of fuckin animal
▼: D —> Don’t you dare insult them
▼: D —> No, no you shouldn’t
▲: yeah thats wwhat i though
▲: i say wwhat the fuck i wwant
▼: D —> Augh, 100k, now you’re making me use foul language
▲: eq just used a cuss wword
▲: let me screencap this shit for later
▲: and showw evveryone that the creepy boy wwith such high vvalues cant evven livve up to his owwn standard
▲: are you often this pathetic or do i just not talk to you enough
▼: D —> I suppose I’m not acting so different than usual
▼: D —> And I generally avoid you
▼: D —> So no, we don’t often talk
▲: i tend to avvoid you too i mean
▲: wwhy wwould i wwant to wwaste my time talkin to someone like you
▲: but i guess noww i dont havve anythin better to do
▲: arent you glad your attention can be devvoted to me i mean come on
▲: but thats beside the point eq
▲: i think wwe should talk more often
▲: i could sit and order you around all day
▼: D —> So you can humiliate me
▲: i mean ill givve you time to jerk off to your fine art and wwhat not
▼: D —> And whine to me about your failed romances
▲: just like the wway nature intended eq
▲: you lowwblooded landdwwellers wwerent birthed by the mother grub for any other reason
▼: D —> This sounds like a nightmare
▲: but to servve your royal superiors
▼: D —> Are you sure your b100d isn’t indigo
▲: wwould you like different samples of my fluids eq
▼: D —> I really don’t know how to respond to this
▲: mm so thats wwhy you wwent silent for a feww seconds
▲: alright eq wwhatevver you wwant
▼: D —> I had to get something
▲: haha oh are you swweating
▲: i havvent had this good of a convversation in awwhile
▼: D —> This is why I avoid you
▼: D —> But then you don’t have the will to back it up with anything more substantial
▲: wwhat you wwant me to go on further
▲: to start physically abusin you or somethin
▼: D —> Your little fists couldn’t lay a mark
▲: i havve science at my side
▼: D —> You don’t have any psioni% to speak of
▼: D —> You can’t even build your own doomsday device
▲: yeah i dont havve that
▼: D —> What do you mean you have science on your side
▲: but i havve wwhite science
▼: D —> You can’t program anything
▲: i dont devvote myself to technology
▲: thats a poor trolls hobby
▲: i can pay or order orthers to make stuff for me
▼: D —> What can you do with your science
▲: because i havve other affairs to be doin
▼: D —> That’s not science
▲: im not evven talkin about money wwith science
▲: but i refuse to believe “magic”
▲: i wwas makin a separate point by sayin that i dont havve to learn things like building my owwn doomsday devvices
▼: D —> I can’t even begin to describe the e%tent to which that does not make sense
▲: or robots or wwhatevver the fuck you could be referrin to
▲: because i can make others do that for me
▼: D —> Because I am building your doomsday device you twit
▲: wwatch wwhat you call me
▲: dont actually make me havve to get up and do somethin about it
▼: D —> I should set it to e%plode in your face
▼: D —> But that would be dishonorable
▼: D —> And what would you do
▼: D —> Recite a scientific incantation
▲: to stand right infront of it
▼: D —> You are a majestic ocean dweller who e�eds me in authority
▲: i guess you are like an animal
▲: but most lowwbloods are i guess
▲: just havve to train them
▲: yes youre a vvery strong beast
▲: you are the embodiment of your sacred muscle beasts
▼: D —> Now we’re trading compliments
▲: i wwas more rewwardin you for actin the wway youre supposed to
▲: dont expect it too often
▲: dont wwant to abuse privvilages or anythin
▼: D —> No, that feels weird
▼: D —> I call Gamzee that
▲: wwell i deservve a better tittle anywways
▼: D —> What should I call you
▼: D —> Since you’re calling the shots
▼: D —> With your b100 gun
▲: i guess royalblood wworks
▲: as long as it does justice
▲: to howw magnificent i am
▼: D —> I need to go e%pel my dinner into the toilet
▲: wwhy did you havve to inform me of such disgustin things
▲: do you get off to that kind of shit too
▲: cod keep it to yourself eq
▼: D —> Because the thought of you as magnificent disgusted me to that point
▼: D —> I’m not a%ually going to throw up
▲: to fix wwhat i havve eq
▼: D —> It was an attempt at a figure of speech
▼: D —> But then I wanted to use the word e%pel
▼: D —> Because of the % you know
▲: wwell your attempt wwas pathetic
▲: you dont havve to explain yourself
▼: D —> I’m aware of that
▲: i dont wwanna fuckin hear it
▼: D —> And e�edingly ashamed
▲: if you havve a problem vviewin me as magnificent i guess wwe just havve to agree on disagreein
▲: just havve faith in me
▼: D —> I’ll refrain from anymore e%planations
▲: ill givve what all you lowwbloods deservve one day
▲: longer than all of you
▲: wwith my long lifespan my blood givves me
▼: D —> I’d prefer if it were more personal
▼: D —> If you’re going to kill me
▲: oh so wwere fantasizin now huh
▲: howw wwould you wwant this to go dowwn
▼: D —> You barge into my hive with your powerful b100 weapon in hand
▼: D —> But you’re a sadistic maniac
▼: D —> And shooting me will not satisfy your lusty b100d-soaked yearnings
▲: i wwould havve somethin special planned for you dont wworry
▼: D —> First you must toy with the dirty animal before you
▲: ooh this is gettin good
▼: D —> Dragging your gun down my torso
▲: im gonna keep quiet and let you talk
▼: D —> It catches in my tanktop
▼: D —> So you rip a tear it in, e%posing my well defined abdominals
▼: D —> They’re glistening with a thin sheen of sweat
▲: yeah you do havve a nice body for as much of a fuckin creeper as you are
▼: D —> And I’m too terrified to resist
▼: D —> You push the gun between my legs
▼: D —> He’s going to shoot
▼: D —> My genitals will be blasted off
▼: D —> What an e%cruciating way to die
▼: D —> But you’re not ready for that yet
▲: i wwonder if you knoww
▲: wwhat i wwould do wwith that gun
▲: if i had it in that position
▼: D —> What would you do
▲: wwell first i wwould make you strip yourself
▲: wwatchin you shake and cowward in humiliation
▼: D —> With tears in my eyes
▲: maybe evven shivverin from your body bein exposed to the open air
▲: i wwould command you to get on your knees
▲: and spread your legs as wwide as you can
▼: D —> I’m very fle%ible
▲: you knoww wwhat im goin to do next eq
▼: D —> I can spread them very wide
▲: wwhy dont you givve a guess hm
▼: D —> I assume you’d thrust something between my legs
▼: D —> I’m not really sure what
▲: i wwould ram my fuckin wweapon up your nook
▲: and fuck you wwith the sharp end till youre screamin
▲: wwith your blood pourin all ovver the place
▼: D —> Would you like that
▼: D —> To have this land beast screaming and bleeding for you
▲: then wwhen youre cryin and cant take it anymore ill fire it off
▲: i wwould lovve seein you in horrible pain
▼: D —> And how necessary is it for this to end in my death
▲: because this scenario wwas originally howw i wwas gonna kill you
▲: but i guess this wwould be applicable to me torturin you
▲: it wwould make my fuckin day
▼: D —> I meant in more general terms
▼: D —> Perhaps we could work out some sort of
▲: but if wwe wwere goin to do that i wwould get creativve and come up wwith more wways than just fuckin you wwith my ahab’s crosshairs
▲: thats the best thing you said all fuckin night
▲: i didnt knoww beasts wwere capable of such good ideas
▼: D —> It would need to be a secret
▼: D —> So then I’ll always have the threat of you telling others hanging over me
▲: i dont need my reputation gettin ruined by actually associatin wwith you
▼: D —> That should keep me in my place
▲: i guess i wwouldnt mind tellin others i mean
▼: D —> And you can use me to your heart’s content
▲: its not like im the one wwhos getting things shovved up his nook
▼: D —> In whatever way you see fit
▼: D —> Chain me up in your hive
▼: D —> And whenever you feel the stirrings of some base desire
▼: D —> Use my body as a vehicle for your pleasure
▲: im not goin to elaborate too much beyond this point
▲: i gavve you your pleasure for the night
▲: im gonna keep my plans a secret
▲: this is gettin better by the moment
▲: but i guess evverythin wwill be surprising in your blind-fold and wwhatnot
▼: D —> I’m suddenly overcome by the e%treme awkwardness of the entire conversation up to this point
▼: D —> Why doesn’t the highb100d ever talk to me like this
▲: because hes fuckin stupid
▲: and doesnt knoww wwhat hes entitled to
▼: D —> Maybe one day he’ll realize
▼: D —> Awake from his soper induced daze
▲: yeah and by that time hell be wworkin for me
▼: D —> And become a powerful and masterful subjuggulator
▲: he wwould keep all of the common bloods terrified
▼: D —> I want him to stomp on me with his absurd purple shoes
▼: D —> Why am I telling you this
▼: D —> I suppose I’ve already dug myself in so deep there’s no seeing my way out
▲: evveryone knowws youre a freak eq
▲: its not hard to figure out
▼: D —> That e%plains why everyone avoids me
▲: wwoww youre just figurin this out
▲: but yeah youre unconscionable creepiness is easy to sea unfortunately
▼: D —> Which is why you wouldn’t want anyone to know you associate with me
▼: D —> And yet you’re so desperate you’d be willing to use me
▲: i find you vvery useful eq
▲: as disgustin as you are i find that i can use you in my future plans
▲: beyond just gettin myself off
▲: there are bigger things at hand
▼: D —> So you want to draw me into your schemes
▲: yes i find your strength and your loyalty to be good qualities to posses
▲: you could be vvery vvaluable to me at some point in the future
▼: D —> You might have to persuade me through force
▼: D —> I’m not sure I’d be willing
▲: wwould it be any other wway eq
▲: but youll by force or not wwill get a chance to be apart of somethin greater
▲: you could build me some lovvely technology
▼: D —> As long as I can build things I’ll be content
▼: D —> And don’t hurt Nepeta
▲: youll probably be doin that the most
▲: i can fight my owwn battles
▲: yeah sure wwhatevver wwe can find something useful for her
▲: wwithout hurtin her too much or anythin
▲: its been wwonderful talkin to you this evvenin
▼: D —> The displeasure was all mine
▲: yeah wwhatevver i knoww you wwere gettin off the entire time
