District 12

Humphrey. Filipino. 15 years old. i use this blog just to reblog stuffs, follow my other active blogs Previously: fuckyeahwizardry http://thehilariousblog.tumblr.com/ and http://humphreeey.tumblr.com/ Some of the contents arent mine, unless otherwise stated, see my graphics and other stuffs below :) | var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push(['_setAccount', 'UA-23728102-3']); _gaq.push(['_trackPageview']); (function() { var ga = document.createElement('script'); ga.type = 'text/javascript'; ga.async = true; ga.src = ('https:' == document.location.protocol ? 'https://ssl' : 'http://www') + '.google-analytics.com/ga.js'; var s = document.getElementsByTagName('script')[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })();

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[bunny-booty]

Alpacas are so much fucking cuter then llamas.

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[dontmakepeopleintoheroes]

YOU FORGOT THE FOLLOWING POINTS:

LLAMAS HAVE BIG ASS TEETH TO RIP OUT YOUR FUCKING THROAT

ALPACAS HAVE FUZZY LIPS TO NUZZLE YOU GENTLY TO SLEEP

LLAMAS WILL CHARGE AFTER YOU IF THEY SMELL FOOD AND FEAR

ALPACAS AMBLE ALONG LIKE THE WORLD IS MADE OF GUMDROPS

LLAMAS ARE THE FUCKING DEVIL INCARNATE 

ALPACAS ARE NOT THE FUCKING DEVIL INCARNATE

[bredbathnbeyond]

This has been the most informative post I’ve seen on Tumblr.

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Alpacas are just gay Llamas

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LMAO

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[myeyesarehazel-blog]

Surprisingly, perfectionists are often procrastinators, as they can tend to think “I don’t have the right skills or resources to do this perfectly now, so I won’t do it at all.”

[catbountry]

My entire educational experience summed up in one sentence.

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My entire life summed up in one sentence. 

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[fuckyeahwizardryy-blog]

I will seriously always reblog this gif. Because it’s the most real GIF I’ve ever seen.I just can’t help but find all the beauty in it. It’s so amazing. I can’t explain.

story of my life that’s why I don’t do it

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[fuckyeahwizardryy-blog]

the magic begins » Favorite Class

I don’t expect you will really understand the beauty of the softly simmering cauldron with its shimmering fumes, the delicate power of liquids that creep through human veins, bewitching the mind, ensnaring the senses….I can teach you how to bottle fame, brew glory and even put a stopper in death.

[you1anna]

[brynnbub]

[dayleg]

when i draw in my sketchbook

when i draw on notes in class

[gothic1997]

how come phineas is always like “i know what we’re going to do today” maybe ferb had an idea you ass

[sleepiercell--thesleepiest]

does anyone else get 104 days of summer vacation?

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casually walking around with bread

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“The Most Beautiful Suicide” 23 year old Evelyn McHale, of Long Island, became engaged in early 1947. On April 30th, she took the train to Easton, PA to spend her fiance’s birthday with him at his college dorm. They planned to be married that June. She boarded a 7:00 AM train back to New York the following morning but never did make it home. Upon her arrival in New York City, she checked into

the Governor Clinton Hotel on 31st Street, where she composed a note, and tucked it into her purse. From there, she went to the 86th floor observation deck of the Empire State Building. Just before 10:30 am, on May 1, she calmly, and neatly, folder her coat, placing it against the guard railing alongside her purse and her makeup bag. She then flung herself off the building, falling more than 1,000 feet and landing squarely on the roof of a 1947 Cadillac parked on the street below. The note that Evelyn left in her purse read: “I don’t want anyone in or out of my family to see any part of me. Could you destroy my body by cremation? I beg of you and my family – don’t have any service for me or remembrance for me. My fiance asked me to marry him in June. I don’t think I would make a good wife for anybody. He is much better off without me. Tell my father, I have too many of my mother’s tendencies.” Ironically, for someone who wanted to throw herself into obscurity, never to be remembered, a nearby photographer captured this image within minutes of her demise, and by the following week it appeared as a full page print in Life Magazine. The image of her lifeless body lying gracefully, and peacefully, atop the wreckage, immortalized forever. Sometimes you can simply never get what is that you want in life, even in death.

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My dad told me today that onions are not the only vegetables that can make you cry. I asked him what other vegetables do that. He said pumpkins. I said that sounded made up. He said we could test that theory by throwing a pumpkin at my face

[machine-factory]

Fingernail Flocking by Alice Bartlett

By cutting green flocking to decorate her fingernails, Alice then added tiny figurines to create lively miniature scenes that balance on her finger tips.